Tell us something about yourself, a game you are playing, ANYTHING, but only in HAIKU

So very tired
Work is not the place to be
My bed calls to me

Coffee is simply
Borrowing time from a now
Sleepy future self

Bought a PS3
I'm super excited for
Journey and new games.

Binding of Isaac
The greatest upgrades this time
No wait, failed again

imbiginjapan wrote:
LouZiffer wrote:
imbiginjapan wrote:

I just ate lunch
Which consisted mainly of
Quality proteins

Horrible monsters
Have trouble counting numbers
That's not a haiku.

Only pedants give a
crap. Count these
syllables biotch

That was six, three, five.
But, meh, I don't give a crap.
I joke! However...

I will settle for
Being a biotch pedant.
Better than pendant.

This thread I enter
I foresee much amusement
Awesome final line

Slogging through Blightown.
Mood is Dark. Souls are fading.
Got out! Praise the Sun!

In keeping up with the trend...

There was this one Baltimore dude
Had no job, but had guns and an attitude
He has made up his mind,
Left gas station behind,
And embraced the Southern latitude

Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:

In keeping up with the trend...

There was this one Baltimore dude
Had no job, but had guns and an attitude
He has made up his mind,
Left gas station behind,
And embraced the Southern latitude

Um, That didn't work
I'm sure you wanted haiku
Disturber of sh!t

Playing The Witcher
I hope I finish this time
There's lots of boobies

I kill the zombies
I shave the sheep and duckies
Come get some Minecraft

imbiginjapan wrote:
LouZiffer wrote:
imbiginjapan wrote:

I just ate lunch
Which consisted mainly of
Quality proteins

Horrible monsters
Have trouble counting numbers
That's not a haiku.

Only pedants give a
crap. Count these
syllables biotch

6 in the first line
3 compose the middle line
5 are in the last

Just ate a sandwich
Tuna salad, on white bread
I think it went bad

Household divided
ME3 multi is ass
Still it continues

I Am Super Drunk
This is My Haiku Poem
Let's play some Truck Sim

Post Apocalypse,
The Strip, awash with light.
Damned Rads, I too glow.

Moving to Raleigh
Anxiety is building
Am not sleeping well

Prime dinner sizzles
Of marbled fat perfection
Doritos fear not

Baseboard cleaning done
Closets also organized
My Spring chores begin

this thread reminds me
sadly of a defunct blog
toastrobot blogspot

books piled everywhere
they multiply in the night
keep? sell? keep? sell? sigh

April approaches
Frigid air, rain, and gray skies
Urge to kill groundhog

8 year olds in house
kicking my arse in all games
Skills tops 9000!

Easter eggs hidden
Kid’s community hunting
Daughter pwned the day

Cabin fever dawns
Quest for coffee, tunes blaring
Sunday night cruisin'

Sticky bananas.
No seriously, someone
Spilled soda on them...

Monday arrives soon
this time I am ready though
long weekend coming

Had some white tuna
Look up "keriorrhea"
I can't fart safely

Haven't told the wife
I hope she doesn't read this
We have no doghouse

PAX East is over
Post con back to work sadness
At least I have games

I work 10 hour shifts
and then I come home and do
guild wars 2 dailies

sail on horizon
arrows fly true loot all mine
pirates life for me

binoculars show
targets at objective run
breath held and shot true