So very tired
Work is not the place to be
My bed calls to me
Coffee is simply
Borrowing time from a now
Sleepy future self
Bought a PS3
I'm super excited for
Journey and new games.
Binding of Isaac
The greatest upgrades this time
No wait, failed again
LouZiffer wrote:imbiginjapan wrote:I just ate lunch
Which consisted mainly of
Quality proteinsHorrible monsters
Have trouble counting numbers
That's not a haiku.Only pedants give a
crap. Count these
syllables biotch
That was six, three, five.
But, meh, I don't give a crap.
I joke! However...
I will settle for
Being a biotch pedant.
Better than pendant.
This thread I enter
I foresee much amusement
Awesome final line
Slogging through Blightown.
Mood is Dark. Souls are fading.
Got out! Praise the Sun!
In keeping up with the trend...
There was this one Baltimore dude
Had no job, but had guns and an attitude
He has made up his mind,
Left gas station behind,
And embraced the Southern latitude
In keeping up with the trend...
There was this one Baltimore dude
Had no job, but had guns and an attitude
He has made up his mind,
Left gas station behind,
And embraced the Southern latitude
Um, That didn't work
I'm sure you wanted haiku
Disturber of sh!t
Playing The Witcher
I hope I finish this time
There's lots of boobies
I kill the zombies
I shave the sheep and duckies
Come get some Minecraft
LouZiffer wrote:imbiginjapan wrote:I just ate lunch
Which consisted mainly of
Quality proteinsHorrible monsters
Have trouble counting numbers
That's not a haiku.Only pedants give a
crap. Count these
syllables biotch
6 in the first line
3 compose the middle line
5 are in the last
Just ate a sandwich
Tuna salad, on white bread
I think it went bad
Household divided
ME3 multi is ass
Still it continues
I Am Super Drunk
This is My Haiku Poem
Let's play some Truck Sim
Post Apocalypse,
The Strip, awash with light.
Damned Rads, I too glow.
Moving to Raleigh
Anxiety is building
Am not sleeping well
Prime dinner sizzles
Of marbled fat perfection
Doritos fear not
Baseboard cleaning done
Closets also organized
My Spring chores begin
this thread reminds me
sadly of a defunct blog
toastrobot blogspot
books piled everywhere
they multiply in the night
keep? sell? keep? sell? sigh
April approaches
Frigid air, rain, and gray skies
Urge to kill groundhog
Easter eggs hidden
Kid’s community hunting
Daughter pwned the day
Cabin fever dawns
Quest for coffee, tunes blaring
Sunday night cruisin'
Sticky bananas.
No seriously, someone
Spilled soda on them...
Monday arrives soon
this time I am ready though
long weekend coming
Had some white tuna
Look up "keriorrhea"
I can't fart safely
Haven't told the wife
I hope she doesn't read this
We have no doghouse
PAX East is over
Post con back to work sadness
At least I have games
I work 10 hour shifts
and then I come home and do
guild wars 2 dailies
sail on horizon
arrows fly true loot all mine
pirates life for me
binoculars show
targets at objective run
breath held and shot true
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