Hot Gamer Chicks (NSFW or 56k)

"simpilot" wrote:

I''m pretty sure there are gorgeous women everywhere and women who fell out of the ugle tree and hit every branch on the way down.

That too. (but don''t discount them!)

"karmajay" wrote:

http://www.nvidia.co.uk/page/eswc_13...

more pics

They can headshot me anytime.

Edit: Giggity-giggity-giggity!

"Mr.Green" wrote:
Just like American girls are.

Okay I haven''t visited much of the US and I didn''t have the chance to go to CA but from what I''ve seen in my few trips over there I''ll just have to highly disagree with you on this one. Not that I haven''t seen pretty girls, but on average... I''ll go with the Swedes. :)

Well, you live there. If you lived here and went out more, you would see great looking girls. The fact that there are more people in the US means that you''re going to see more of them, just on the odds.

I laughed so hard at that last comment and I felt so morally guilty about it at the same time. But damn that was funny.

One thing I must say though, I''m a sucker for a nice girl with a Floridian accent. (Talking from experience) Good ol'' Southern Comfort!

In the US, hot chicks tend to be lost in the sea of poorly dressed obesity that generally floods our public areas.

Ok, that''s my disparaging over-generalization for the day.

In the US, hot chicks tend to be lost in the sea of poorly dressed obesity that generally floods our public areas.

Too true... the worst thing about it is even slightly overweight girls can be cute if they dress well...

"Sway" wrote:
"Mayfield" wrote:

I have to agree, RPG chicks are freakier in bed trust me on this if you did not already know

Every now and then something gets said in these forums that makes me blink in disbelief at the sheer absurdity of it. Absurd in a good way, though. I''m certainly not disagreeing with you, Mayfield. I can''t vouch for the veracity of that statement as far as I know. It''s just one of those statements you never expect to hear/read in your life. I''d sig it but my wife might misunderstand that it was someone else''s quote if she happened to see it.

Well since I have only dated two girls who liked to play RPG''s (if FF counts, if not then one) my sampling is kinda small. You would have to agree that I have to expand my experimental group before I turn my theory into reality, and then into a t-shirt!

Hey, now there''s an idea.. what kind of market do you think it will have?? Lots of chicks play EQ right?

Floridian accent

We have accents? What do we sound like?

"JimmDogg" wrote:
Floridian accent

We have accents? What do we sound like?

Disney characters, oddly enough.

In the US, hot chicks tend to be lost in the sea of poorly dressed obesity that generally floods our public areas.

The slim ones aren''t allowed to go out?

J/K, the % of pretty/ugly people is probably about the same everywhere, but it seemed to me that obesity was rampant in the US. Canada is catching up too.

Disney characters, oddly enough.

Funny.

It''s just a personal interest of mine, because I think that people from Georgia and Alabama sound ""southern"" but don''t consider myself very southern. I do use some southern slang, but am not ""drawley"".

A few years ago I went on a cruise and met some girls from Boston and they couldn''t get over my ""accent"", saying how hilarious I sounded.

Every game I have ever played with voice chat seemed like 80% of the other people were all Yankees. Of course, I''m sure they all thought I was a hick.

"JimmDogg" wrote:

A few years ago I went on a cruise and met some girls from Boston and they couldn''t get over my ""accent"", saying how hilarious I sounded.

Anytime people hear that I''m from California or I happen to interject the word ""Dude"" into a conversation, they assume I''m a surfer. Hello? I''m from NorCal; instead of hot blondes, people surf with angry great white sharks. No way you''re getting me out there on a surfboard that makes you look like a sea lion.

I''m pretty sure there are gorgeous women everywhere and women who fell out of the ugle tree and hit every branch on the way down.

That has generally been my experience.

That said, cultural imperitives in some places can cause the female population to better utilize their assets.

Those CS ladies all are about an L.A. 6; one might be squeaking into 7 territory but I''d need more pictures to be sure.

Ratings are tough in L.A. because we get a lot of people who come here thinking they''re hot enough to get into show business. For example, you should have seen our waiter at the Arclight theater last month. My wife gasped when she saw him, movie star looks if there ever were, but he was still waiting tables (though there are not many better places to be spotted).

Even my wife now adds the ""L.A."" qualifier to a numerical rating of someone''s looks. Always subtract 2 points for any rating issued outside of L.A., NYC, and certain wealthy parts of Florida. Those places all self-select for great looks and big money.

"slambie" wrote:

In the US, hot chicks tend to be lost in the sea of poorly dressed obesity that generally floods our public areas.

Ok, that''s my disparaging over-generalization for the day.

This is why Fine Arts campuses are wonderful places to be. Hordes, and hordes of Dancers who could easily be ""Attractive Gal No. #242"" in the next Generic Rapper Video.

"slambie" wrote:

In the US, hot chicks tend to be lost in the sea of poorly dressed obesity that generally floods our public areas.

Of course, living the fat capital of the of the fattest country in the world doesn''t help. No one would go to Vancouver, WA to look for hot chicks. Unless it was some sort really difficult scavanger hunt. Not that they don''t exist, just rare by comparison to about any other place. This comes from having lived there.

"Rat Boy" wrote:

Anytime people hear that I''m from California or I happen to interject the word ""Dude"" into a conversation, they assume I''m a surfer. Hello? I''m from NorCal; instead of hot blondes, people surf with angry great white sharks. No way you''re getting me out there on a surfboard that makes you look like a sea lion.

Dude, that was my experience in the Army. Everyone thought I was a surfer and lived at the beach. It''s not like that in Sacramento.

Come on now. You guys seem to miss the point. They. Like. Games.

Let me paint a small little picture for you. You come home dog tired from work one night and are looking forward to some ''decompression'' in a nice FPS. You girlfriend soon to be spouse beats you to the whole thing, by having a sandwich on the desk with a nice cold one and is already in the process of booting up both computers and logging into your favorite server.

Despite your LA 6 rating, the fact that they like games should give them a nice little bonus of 2 to 3 points. What the hell is the matter with you. If these nice young girls want to give you the time of day, you DAMN well better give it back to them.

"Rat Boy" wrote:
"JimmDogg" wrote:

A few years ago I went on a cruise and met some girls from Boston and they couldn''t get over my ""accent"", saying how hilarious I sounded.

Anytime people hear that I''m from California or I happen to interject the word ""Dude"" into a conversation, they assume I''m a surfer. Hello? I''m from NorCal; instead of hot blondes, people surf with angry great white sharks. No way you''re getting me out there on a surfboard that makes you look like a sea lion.

Tell me about it. I went through that when I came to Wisconsin.

On Florida, I''m still pissed at the boy band plant they have there. I think it is time to act.

"CEJ" wrote:

Let me paint a small little picture for you. You come home dog tired from work one night and are looking forward to some ''decompression'' in a nice FPS. You girlfriend soon to be spouse beats you to the whole thing, by having a sandwich on the desk with a nice cold one and is already in the process of booting up both computers and logging into your favorite server.

The other day I came home and one daughter was on my computer playing Toontown with her best friend, one was hogging the Xbox to play Barbie Horse Rescue on my HDTV, while my wife was on her computer doing her own thing. So, the youngest daughter and I played Play-Doh for a while. While I enjoyed the Play-Doh time as much as the next guy, I think points should be deducted for liking games because that means competition for the good hardware or increased costs to provide more.

"Supertanker" wrote:
"CEJ" wrote:

Let me paint a small little picture for you. You come home dog tired from work one night and are looking forward to some ''decompression'' in a nice FPS. You girlfriend soon to be spouse beats you to the whole thing, by having a sandwich on the desk with a nice cold one and is already in the process of booting up both computers and logging into your favorite server.

The other day I came home and one daughter was on my computer playing Toontown with her best friend, one was hogging the Xbox to play Barbie Horse Rescue on my HDTV, while my wife was on her computer doing her own thing. So, the youngest daughter and I played Play-Doh for a while. While I enjoyed the Play-Doh time as much as the next guy, I think points should be deducted for liking games because that means competition for the good hardware or increased costs to provide more. :D

Exactly I do not know why you all are raving to have significant others that play games because all that means to me is competition for the hardware.

That or trying to keep 2 state of the art gaming rigs.

Not to mention when you come home and want to decompress with a game your house is a mess and the kids need a bath because your spouse is busy playing games on the pc as much as you and now suddenly you give up even more playtime to do all the things you take for granted that a non-gaming wife covers for you.

Plus I hold to my line that living here in VA I would not rate them better than a 7 and hot they certainly are not.

"Ulairi" wrote:

Tell me about it. I went through that when I came to Wisconsin.

Not that I advocate such an immoral act, but next time lie your butt off to the ladies. They''re hoping you''re a surfer, and being from Wisconsin they won''t be able to tell when you''re lying about it. Tell ''em about the time you wiped out, and when you found your board in the foam, there was a shark bite out of it. You were THAT CLOSE to death! But you went back out for another set anyway, since the surf was up.

"Supertanker" wrote:
"Ulairi" wrote:

Tell me about it. I went through that when I came to Wisconsin.

Not that I advocate such an immoral act, but next time lie your butt off to the ladies. They''re hoping you''re a surfer, and being from Wisconsin they won''t be able to tell when you''re lying about it. Tell ''em about the time you wiped out, and when you found your board in the foam, there was a shark bite out of it. You were THAT CLOSE to death! But you went back out for another set anyway, since the surf was up.

This would guarantee sex with a fairly reasonable percentage of american females.

Go for it.

"Rat Boy" wrote:
"karmajay" wrote:

http://www.nvidia.co.uk/page/eswc_13...

more pics

They can headshot me anytime.

Edit: Giggity-giggity-giggity!

Heh, All~ Right!

that means competition for the good hardware

Sorry to say it, but Mex isn''t here. They can use my good hardware anytime.

"JimmDogg" wrote:
Floridian accent

We have accents? What do we sound like?

I dunno, the emphasis on the vowels is interesting. Answer me this though, do you call the store Target with a hard G or a soft G?

a) Tar-GIT
b) Tar-jhay (like it''s french or something)

I thought that was really weird when I heard that ""Oh, we''re going to the Tar-jhay""

Most people here say ""tar-git"". My dad actually introduced me to the ""Tar-jhay"" pronounciation, and it was a joke. He is from Michigan. I have never heard someone say ""tar-jhay"" here and be serious, but I wouldn''t put anything past some of our hillbillies. People consider Target an ""upscale"" Wal-Mart, so that could explain the ""fancy"" pronounciation.

FYI - Target is pretty new in Florida. They are all over the place now, but 10 years ago I didn''t know what ""Target"" was.

""Target"" is what Luna has painted on my back in Joint Ops.