Things you should know by now, but only just discovered

Hate to the bearer of bad news, but the article doesn't say prevent. It actually helps cure the cancer.

So...to use this on your wife, she has to have cancer. She might not be down for that.

SixteenBlue wrote:

Hate to the bearer of bad news, but the article doesn't say prevent. It actually helps cure the cancer.

So...to use this on your wife, she has to have cancer. She might not be down for that.

Constant vigilance will cure the cancer when it's still just a few cells.

Gravey wrote:

Wait'll you wiseguys find out it works for testicular cancer too.

Win.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
SixteenBlue wrote:

Hate to the bearer of bad news, but the article doesn't say prevent. It actually helps cure the cancer.

So...to use this on your wife, she has to have cancer. She might not be down for that.

Constant vigilance will cure the cancer when it's still just a few cells.

Plus my wife will only read the headline and hopefully agree that it is for the best.

Telling everyone I go to a "Class Based Gym" doesn't immediately come off as a gym that mostly encourages you to take exercise classes.

casual_alcoholic wrote:

Telling everyone I go to a "Class Based Gym" doesn't immediately come off as a gym that mostly encourages you to take exercise classes.

Sounds to me like a place of exercise where the plebes can't get their sweat on you.

TheHipGamer wrote:
casual_alcoholic wrote:

Telling everyone I go to a "Class Based Gym" doesn't immediately come off as a gym that mostly encourages you to take exercise classes.

Sounds to me like a place of exercise where the plebes can't get their sweat on you.

Sounds to me like a gym where the barbarians and paladins get their own area in the back.

Sounds like you run a treadmill while taking math quizzes.

clover wrote:
TheHipGamer wrote:
casual_alcoholic wrote:

Telling everyone I go to a "Class Based Gym" doesn't immediately come off as a gym that mostly encourages you to take exercise classes.

Sounds to me like a place of exercise where the plebes can't get their sweat on you.

Sounds to me like a gym where the barbarians and paladins get their own area in the back.

I would go to that gym... wondering what kind of signage would lead barbarians to their respective areas. barbaryanz go heer?

A picture of boobs and an arrow.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

A picture of boobs and an arrow.

"No, Grognak, it's an arrow. An arrow! Loincloth back on!"

At first I was like "What is this crap?" Then I saw that Mina Bissell is on the paper. She's an outstanding breast cancer biologist, so this must be legit work. Too bad the paper's not out yet.

So if I fasten the belt on my overcoat like I would fasten a climbing harness, it won't come undone when I walk to the store.

I figured this out last week.

I've been a BSA certified Climbing Director since 2009.

Fork-split English muffins in fact do not require a knife to cut. You can totally just pull them apart.

And that caps button/arrow on an iPhone? Yeah, I guess you can double-tap it to keep it on caps.

Nicholaas wrote:

Fork-split English muffins in fact do not require a knife to cut. You can totally just pull them apart.

And that caps button/arrow on an iPhone? Yeah, I guess you can double-tap it to keep it on caps.

On that note, did you know that double-tapping the space bar gives you a period and a space?

mudbunny wrote:
Nicholaas wrote:

Fork-split English muffins in fact do not require a knife to cut. You can totally just pull them apart.

And that caps button/arrow on an iPhone? Yeah, I guess you can double-tap it to keep it on caps.

On that note, did you know that double-tapping the space bar gives you a period and a space?

I knew about the second one but not the first. I often find it is faster to double space and then delete for when I need to enter an ip address (work in IT so do this very often) or url than it is to switch to the punctuation.

I just realized why they sell packages of ping pong balls in the beer aisle.

momgamer wrote:

I just realized why they sell packages of ping pong balls in the beer aisle.

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mudbunny wrote:
Nicholaas wrote:

Fork-split English muffins in fact do not require a knife to cut. You can totally just pull them apart.

And that caps button/arrow on an iPhone? Yeah, I guess you can double-tap it to keep it on caps.

On that note, did you know that double-tapping the space bar gives you a period and a space?

Oh mah god...

momgamer wrote:

I just realized why they sell packages of ping pong balls in the beer aisle.

I've seen slightly more expensive ping pong balls next to the beer and cheaper ping pong balls in with the toys.

Go for the "ping pong ball shooter" in the toy aisle, they tend to be even cheaper.

Saw this on reddit the other day, either on lifehacks or lifeprotips, but reheating pizza in the microwave along with a cup of water will keep the crust from getting spongy. It's not cracker-crisp like it was yesterday, but it's just a little soft, and not tearing my teeth out like normally microwaved pizza.

Why are you reheating pizza? Leftover pizza is a dish best served cold.

Gravey wrote:

Why are you reheating pizza? Leftover pizza is a dish best served cold.

Because I'm not a goddamn savage. Or I just felt like a hot lunch, and not the sexy kind.

I like to reheat my leftover pizza in the oven.

Radical Ans wrote:

I like to reheat my leftover pizza in the oven.

As do I, but they won't let me have a real oven at work.

Gravey wrote:

Why are you reheating pizza in the microwave?

FTFY - toaster oven is the only way to go.

Cold pizza rules, you frickin' weirdos!

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Radical Ans wrote:

I like to reheat my leftover pizza in the oven.

As do I, but they won't let me have a real oven at work.

Do they even let you have pointy scissors?

Quintin_Stone wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Radical Ans wrote:

I like to reheat my leftover pizza in the oven.

As do I, but they won't let me have a real oven at work.

Do they even let you have pointy scissors?

Not since the incident.