2012: Unofficial GWJ Secret Santa 6.0 feat. Trichy Claus

boogle wrote:

Further defining close of business as 1700CST

You and your definitions.

boogle wrote:

Further defining close of business as 1700CST

Centronormativist!

Because if not central time, then what will hold our country together?

psoplayer wrote:

Because if not central time, then what will hold our country together?

Mountin' time.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
psoplayer wrote:

Because if not central time, then what will hold our country together?

Mountin' time.

/golfclap

I have a tracking number now for you, little Stantee. Your physical gifts will arrive on Thursday. You are in one of the original 13 states.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
psoplayer wrote:

Because if not central time, then what will hold our country together?

Mountin' time.

Yes, I saw that coming a mile away. Several miles even. But I still posted it, just so you could make that joke.

On a more serious note, Swatch Internet Time, yo. Edit: Coincidentally 17:00CST == @0 .beats, so you've got no excuse for forgetting the deadline this time.

If someone's Secret Stanta (ugh, my brain hurt with that one) falls through, I'm more than willing to be an emergency Stanta, if only because my package was so incredible [size=10]that's what she always says[/size], but the one I sent fell short. Therefore, to somehow make it up to Karma, I'm offering my wallet.

A little something arrived today from Herr Paleo!
IMAGE(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7779045/stanteeclause/2012-12-18%2017.09.33.jpg)

More images after I've done some edits.

But here's a taste
IMAGE(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7779045/stanteeclause/2012-12-18%2017.11.04.jpg)

psoplayer wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
psoplayer wrote:

Because if not central time, then what will hold our country together?

Mountin' time.

Yes, I saw that coming a mile away. Several miles even. But I still posted it, just so you could make that joke.

On a more serious note, Swatch Internet Time, yo. Edit: Coincidentally 17:00CST == @0 .beats, so you've got no excuse for forgetting the deadline this time.

Hell, I didn't even see it coming.

groan wrote:

A little something arrived today from Herr Paleo!
IMAGE(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7779045/stanteeclause/2012-12-18%2017.09.33.jpg)

More images after I've done some edits.

Complain about the tape job.

Second package - away! I am assured this will arrive before Christmas.

Package away! UPS claims that MAYBE it will arrive on Christmas, but they would only guarantee that for $75. Which is silly. Sorry, [redacted], you may need to wait until the 27th on account of the racket they're running.

TheHipGamer wrote:

Package away! UPS claims that MAYBE it will arrive on Christmas, but they would only guarantee that for $75. Which is silly. Sorry, [redacted], you may need to wait until the 27th on account of the racket they're running.

I don't think anyone is going to blame you for not feeding into that racket.

Big ups to Bonus Eruptus, who was a spot on giver of gifts for me. Two games on Steam (Deus Ex and Saints Row 3), Cards Against Humanity, and some earbuds. I am pretty damned happy.

You guys are driving me up the wall with all this anticipation. Each day I'm coming home hoping to see a GWJer's package.

Oh, and the gifts from my Stanta.

BAH-DUM-PSH!

ccesarano wrote:

You guys are driving me up the wall with all this anticipation. Each day I'm coming home hoping to see a GWJer's package.

Oh, and the gifts from my Stanta.

BAH-DUM-PSH!

You've got a PM.

Update pics

This thing is EPIC

IMAGE(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7779045/stanteeclause/2012-12-18%2017.11.37.jpg)

IMAGE(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7779045/stanteeclause/2012-12-18%2017.12.52.jpg)

IMAGE(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7779045/stanteeclause/2012-12-18%2017.13.13.jpg)

IMAGE(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7779045/stanteeclause/2012-12-18%2017.17.24.jpg)

I found zombies in my bathroom...
IMAGE(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7779045/stanteeclause/2012-12-18%2017.23.22.jpg)

Good thing it arrived before Friday!

groan wrote:

Update pics

This thing is EPIC

I work for the federal government thus there is a high ratio of people that believe our own government is behind 9/11. One of those guys has a similar item on his desk.
IMAGE(http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-15879359145117_2239_15960528)

I would hatchet so hard with those things.

skeletonframes wrote:

I would hatchet so hard with those things.

I didn't axe if I was supposed to use it a specific way.

groan wrote:
skeletonframes wrote:

I would hatchet so hard with those things.

I didn't axe if I was supposed to use it a specific way.

You've hammered the point home enough, now.

My procrastination has paid off. My package is scheduled to be delivered to my Santee on the 24th.

Good. I was worried when it went that long without arriving. I was also concerned that the placement of the holiday note wasn't entirely obvious.

Glad it worked out. Robear and I have both have the same 'hawk. I, for sh1ts and giggles actually chopped a baseball in half with one in one hit. Yeah, it is that sharp.

It turns out to be an outstanding portable breeching tool. In particular, the upward sweep of the blade makes it tremendously easy to extract from an object. Folks I know in various law enforcement and rescue capacities have told me it outperforms "custom" designs with price tags in the ridiculous range.

Use it wisely.

Paleocon wrote:

It turns out to be an outstanding portable breeching tool.

Sentences I never get to say.

Double post Wednesday!

TheHipGamer wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

It turns out to be an outstanding portable breeching tool.

Sentences I never get to say.

We all have to live with the choices we've made.

TheHipGamer wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

It turns out to be an outstanding portable breeching tool.

Sentences I never get to say.

Possible. But stuff like that come in handy when you find yourself stuck in your attic with the flood water rising.

oilypenguin wrote:
TheHipGamer wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

It turns out to be an outstanding portable breeching tool.

Sentences I never get to say.

We all have to live with the choices we've made.

Live in a castle - failed
Own a castle - failed
Qualify breaching tools for Christmas - failed

I'll...just...nevermind.

To be fair, it's only hip to a very unhip crowd...