Things you should know by now, but only just discovered

Gravey wrote:
sometimesdee wrote:

Bilbo is Dr. Watson.

And Sauron is Sherlock.

Actually, you mean Smaug.

NSMike wrote:
Gravey wrote:
sometimesdee wrote:

Bilbo is Dr. Watson.

And Sauron is Sherlock.

Actually, you mean Smaug.

He's also, supposedly, the Necromancer who is Sauron.

I just realized today it's "McDonald's" and not "McDonalds"

DeThroned wrote:

I just realized today it's "sh*t" and not "sh*te"

ftfy

Hypatian wrote:

You've really never heard of Ravi Shankar? O_o Famous sitar player who just passed away.

Um...does it help that I've heard of him now?

Gravey wrote:
sometimesdee wrote:

Bilbo is Dr. Watson.

And Sauron is Sherlock.

OK, how many other awesome British actors (aside from Ian McKellen) are in this movie? Anyone from Doctor Who, for instance?

sometimesdee wrote:
Gravey wrote:
sometimesdee wrote:

Bilbo is Dr. Watson.

And Sauron is Sherlock.

OK, how many other awesome British actors (aside from Ian McKellen) are in this movie? Anyone from Doctor Who, for instance?

Like the seventh doctor, Sylvester McCoy playing Radagast?

Tanglebones wrote:
sometimesdee wrote:
Gravey wrote:
sometimesdee wrote:

Bilbo is Dr. Watson.

And Sauron is Sherlock.

OK, how many other awesome British actors (aside from Ian McKellen) are in this movie? Anyone from Doctor Who, for instance?

Like the seventh doctor, Sylvester McCoy playing Radagast? :P

I think I would have enjoyed the rabbit sled a bit more knowing this.

tuffalobuffalo wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:
sometimesdee wrote:
Gravey wrote:
sometimesdee wrote:

Bilbo is Dr. Watson.

And Sauron is Sherlock.

OK, how many other awesome British actors (aside from Ian McKellen) are in this movie? Anyone from Doctor Who, for instance?

Like the seventh doctor, Sylvester McCoy playing Radagast? :P

I think I would have enjoyed the rabbit sled a bit more knowing this.

Smaug and The Necromancer are Sherlock.

Coldstream wrote:
Hypatian wrote:

You've really never heard of Ravi Shankar? O_o Famous sitar player who just passed away.

Um...does it help that I've heard of him now? :)

Is he the guy that did the music for Heroes?

Searching for literally anything with Google image search (with safe search off or set to low) will bring up pictures of scantily-clad women... even while looking for pictures of adolescent cockroaches so you can identify whether it was a cockroach or not!! The women, however, are mostly never related to the search in any way, shape or form.

Duoae wrote:

Searching for literally anything with Google image search (with safe search off or set to low) will bring up pictures of scantily-clad women... even while looking for pictures of adolescent cockroaches so you can identify whether it was a cockroach or not!! The women, however, are mostly never related to the search in any way, shape or form.

You just have to look at the photos *really* carefully to see the adolescent cockroaches hidden behind the boobs

Tanglebones wrote:
Duoae wrote:

Searching for literally anything with Google image search (with safe search off or set to low) will bring up pictures of scantily-clad women... even while looking for pictures of adolescent cockroaches so you can identify whether it was a cockroach or not!! The women, however, are mostly never related to the search in any way, shape or form.

You just have to look at the photos *really* carefully to see the adolescent cockroaches hidden behind the boobs

*Presses face up against the screen*

Eventuality 1:

Spoiler:

Girlfriend walks in: Gain -50 self esteem, -1 girlfriend.

Eventuality 2:

Spoiler:

"ARGH! A NIPPLE!!": Discover you have American ancestry.

Strewth wrote:
Coldstream wrote:
Hypatian wrote:

You've really never heard of Ravi Shankar? O_o Famous sitar player who just passed away.

Um...does it help that I've heard of him now? :)

Is he the guy that did the music for Heroes?

FYI, He is Nora Jones's Dad.

Tenebrous wrote:
Strewth wrote:
Coldstream wrote:
Hypatian wrote:

You've really never heard of Ravi Shankar? O_o Famous sitar player who just passed away.

Um...does it help that I've heard of him now? :)

Is he the guy that did the music for Heroes?

FYI, He is Nora Jones's Dad.

Full circle!

Tongue and groove joinery is much, much easier with a good router table.

TheHipGamer wrote:

Tongue and groove joinery is much, much easier with a good router table.

I'm all for getting my tongue in the groove but on a router table sounds a bit uncomfortable for her.

Rykin wrote:
TheHipGamer wrote:

Tongue and groove joinery is much, much easier with a good router table.

I'm all for getting my tongue in the groove but on a router table sounds a bit uncomfortable for her.

Depends on the size of your WiFi antenna.

Tanglebones wrote:
Rykin wrote:
TheHipGamer wrote:

Tongue and groove joinery is much, much easier with a good router table.

I'm all for getting my tongue in the groove but on a router table sounds a bit uncomfortable for her.

Depends on the size of your WiFi antenna.

It's not the size of the antenna that matters, but the strength of the signal.

sometimesdee wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:
Rykin wrote:
TheHipGamer wrote:

Tongue and groove joinery is much, much easier with a good router table.

I'm all for getting my tongue in the groove but on a router table sounds a bit uncomfortable for her.

Depends on the size of your WiFi antenna.

It's not the size of the antenna that matters, but the strength of the signal.

And how big your penis is.

Maq wrote:
sometimesdee wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:
Rykin wrote:
TheHipGamer wrote:

Tongue and groove joinery is much, much easier with a good router table.

I'm all for getting my tongue in the groove but on a router table sounds a bit uncomfortable for her.

Depends on the size of your WiFi antenna.

It's not the size of the antenna that matters, but the strength of the signal.

And how big your penis is.

The penis is my hammer.

Tanglebones wrote:
Maq wrote:
sometimesdee wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:
Rykin wrote:
TheHipGamer wrote:

Tongue and groove joinery is much, much easier with a good router table.

I'm all for getting my tongue in the groove but on a router table sounds a bit uncomfortable for her.

Depends on the size of your WiFi antenna.

It's not the size of the antenna that matters, but the strength of the signal.

And how big your penis is.

The penis is my hammer.

Jigsaw time!

TheHipGamer wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:
Maq wrote:
sometimesdee wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:
Rykin wrote:
TheHipGamer wrote:

Tongue and groove joinery is much, much easier with a good router table.

I'm all for getting my tongue in the groove but on a router table sounds a bit uncomfortable for her.

Depends on the size of your WiFi antenna.

It's not the size of the antenna that matters, but the strength of the signal.

And how big your penis is.

The penis is my hammer.

Jigsaw time!

Ow.

This thread is really going places.

Bad places.

LouZiffer wrote:

This thread is really going places.

Bad places.

Good bad places.

trichy wrote:

Apparently, squeezing boobs can help prevent breast cancer.

I WILL SAVE THE WORLD FROM BREAST CANCER.

Dear wife/girlfriend,

You're welcome.

Yours in eternal squeezitude,
Jon

Thank you, Thank you. I will wrap a present for my wife that states my present to her will be helping her prevent breast cancer.

Wait'll you wiseguys find out it works for testicular cancer too.