Smack Talk: Tboon vs Quintin Stone

[01:47] <+clover> why am i still awaaaaake
[01:47] <+clover> and why is this stupid newsletter not writing itself
[01:48] <+clover> and why is it still raining
[01:48] <+clover> Goodjer, I demand answers
[01:48] <+Goodjer> clover: I demand that they were bi.. Wtf were they three times throughout the whole thing and it was a question that answers that.
[01:48] <+maq> this is starting to sound like an Alanis Morrisette song
[01:48] <+clover> maq: im not officially canadian though
[01:49] <+maq> you're unofficially canadian?
[01:49] <+clover> and itsn't it a rather impressive coincidence
[01:49] <+clover> don't you think
[01:49] <+clover> maq: I'm from michigan, that's lower canada basically
[01:49] <+maq> a notable happenstance. I really do think
[01:50] <+clover> it's like meteorological phenomenaaaaaaa
[01:50] <+clover> on the event of your civil union
[01:50] <+maq> gratis transportation, when the cash has been outlaid
[01:51] <+clover> some solid recommendations that aren't situationally appropriate

....and who would have thought it figrrrrrrrrrrrrs

One of the best collections ever.

21:53 VeggiePirate .forget veggiepirate veggiepirate veggiepirate
21:53 Goodjer You mean "Veggiepirate veggiepirate veggiepirate."? OK, I'll try...
21:53 Asz he's become sentient!
21:53 Asz Goodjer: .forget asz
21:53 Goodjer Asz: Forget asz. Asz is always helpful.
21:53 Asz damn
21:53 VeggiePirate haha
21:54 Asz Goodjer: tell us about VeggiePirate
21:54 Goodjer Asz: Veggiepirate does not perform oral sex while taking a dump with veggiepirate.
21:54 Asz hahaha
21:54 VeggiePirate aksdjghkjghg
21:54 Asz
21:54 VeggiePirate Goodjer: Thin ice, little bot.
21:54 Goodjer VeggiePirate: Ice, ice, little bot.
21:55 Asz that one got a pretty good lol out of me
21:55 Asz Goodjer: that sounds like a terrible performance piece

This is from the beginning of July but I don't think it was ever posted. I found it while going through my Catch notes.

[11:37] <+dimmerswitch> Cljck: oh, did a summer sale finally start?
[11:37] <+Cljck> dimmerswitch: No. But that hasn't kept GWJ from putting up nearly 700 posts about one.
[11:38] <+mooosicle> Crack addicts declaring what they would buy
[11:38] <+mooosicle> If there was a crack sale
[11:38] <+Minarchist> B2G1 on dimebags!
[11:38] <+Cljck> mooosicle: lol Spot on. "I'd buy an eightball and, I dunno, maybe another eightball if the price was good."
[11:39] <+mooosicle> And its cheap enough I'll try almost anything!
[11:39] <+mooosicle> Ignore that I still have bags from 8 sales ago
[11:45] <+Fmaq> it seems less like crack addicts and more like people addicted to buying crack

Today was a fun day.

bagel

It wasn't a rock...

I'll never look at One Direction paraphernalia the same way again.

Minarchist wrote:

I'll never look at One Direction paraphernalia the same way again.

You're a bad person. It's cherry flavored. CHERRY!!!

[16:13] <+Slumberland> is irc jew-heavy?

[16:13] <+Slumberland> do we have enough for a minion?

[16:13] <+clover> I dunno, never surveyed

[16:13] <+RNG> everyone drop your pants. we need to see who's jewish

I miss so much not being in irc during the day anymore.

RoughneckGeek wrote:
Yellek wrote:

I miss so much not being in irc during the day anymore. :(

That's okay. We saved you some One Direction taint-flavored lip gloss.

...thanks? *shudder*

It tastes like boy band.

I clearly need to spend more time paying attention to IRC.

20:37 StoneGONE crap, yellek gonna be home soon
20:37 StoneGONE wish the door had a chain
20:38 clover hurry, kick the bottles under the couch

20:54 Liquidmantis I remember this line: [08:27:32] Screw it, I'm not packing. Like I'm scared of Yellek. Woman can do all the packing.

21:01 StoneGONE oooooohhhhh, yellek's home

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of...

Quintin_Stone wrote:

It tastes like boy band.

I don't want to know how you know this.

>_<

Hello, sh*t. My name is fan.

wuuuuuut

Looks legit, must be true.

He's not the only one.
*twitch*

Don't ever let people tell you IRC is a total waste of time. We're better than an American Express concierge!

[02:13] <+Switchbreak> Hello!
[02:16] <+clover> omg!
[02:17] <+clover> I was just going to bed
[02:17] <+clover> I'm glad you're intact
[02:19] <+clover> have fun
[02:20] <+Switchbreak> Heheh
[02:20] <+clover> remember to bow from the waist instead of bobbing your head
[02:20] <+Switchbreak> I dunno what I'm doings
[02:20] <+clover> don't do anything I wouldn't do
[02:20] <+clover> hehe nobody does, just be polite and apologetic and it will be cool
[02:20] <+Switchbreak> I just bought a ticket to Ueno for some reasons
[02:21] <+Switchbreak> I think that gets me closer to my hotels
[02:21] <+Switchbreak> My phone is dead D:
[02:21] <+Switchbreak> Hehe
[02:21] <+clover> are you still in the airport?
[02:21] <+Switchbreak> Yup, just got here's
[02:22] <+clover> call the hotel and ask which train? there should be someone at the desk who speaks english
[02:22] <+clover> the phone card can be a souvenir
[02:23] <+clover> or maybe google maps does directions there
[02:24] <+Goodjer> StoneGONE: Asshole, dicks, asshole.
[02:24] <+Switchbreak> Too late I got a ticket!
[02:24] <+Switchbreak> Hehe we will see what happenstance
[02:24] <+Switchbreak> It does, but it is inconvenient with no phone, my iPad has no gps
[02:24] <+clover> looks like it does actually
[02:24] <+clover> what's the name of your hotel? I can throw it on the map and see
[02:24] <+Switchbreak> Maybe there is an outlet somewhere I can charge my phone on surreptitiously
[02:24] <+Switchbreak> Hotel Nikko Tokyo
[02:25] <+clover> ok ready?
[02:25] <+clover> Narita Airport Japan Chiba Prefecture, Narita Walk to Kuko Dai 2 Bldg. Station About 15 mins (1.2 km) Kuko Dai 2 Bldg. Station Keisei Sky Liner 2,400円 有料特急 Train Sky Liner 46 towards Keiseiueno 7:41pm - 8:17pm (36 mins, 1 stop) Nippori Station (Platform 9) JR Keihin Tohoku Line 160円 各停 Train towards Kamata 8:23pm - 8:37pm (14 mins, 8 stops) Shinbashi Station (Platform 1,2) Tokyo Waterfront New Transit Yurikamome 310円 各停 Train towards Toyosu 8:43pm - 8:58pm (1
[02:26] <+clover> Travel time: about 1 hour 35 mins Total price: 2,870円
[02:26] <+Switchbreak> Yay! That is the ticket I bought!
[02:26] <+Switchbreak> I am smart on accidents
[02:26] <+clover> hehe tell everyone it was on purpose
[02:26] <+clover> I will keep your secret
[02:26] <+Switchbreak> Heheh
[02:26] <+clover> bon voyage
[02:26] <+Switchbreak> Thankless
[02:26] <+Switchbreak> Thankees
[02:27] <+Switchbreak> Bloody iPad
[02:27] <+clover> hehe no worries
[02:27] <+clover> see? IRC is USEFUL
[02:27] <+Switchbreak> :D

So much for keeping his secret, Clover. Geez.

Wembley wrote:

So much for keeping his secret, Clover. Geez.

Heh, being in IRC = accidentally smart for all of us. No secret there.

clover wrote:

[12:27] <+clover> lol I have very expensive taste in lip gloss, so I'm safe from taints

18:49 ianunderhill describe that stench
18:51 Psych ianunderhill: ...Cheetos, Livewire and sadness.
RoughneckGeek wrote:

[20:19] <@General_Crespin> Thank god for a mom whos a nurse that will give you a sponge bath lo
[20:19] <@General_Crespin> lol*

I am still concerned about this.

07:55 Minarchist is now known as Wangletones
07:55 maq is now known as Bunglephones
07:56 Tanglebones is now known as Minarchist
07:56 Bunglephones is now known as Dakuna
07:57 Wangletones is now known as Tanglebones
07:57 CptDomano Uh oh
07:57 LouZiffer Am I still me?

You people are weird.

Psych wrote:
RoughneckGeek wrote:

[20:19] <@General_Crespin> Thank god for a mom whos a nurse that will give you a sponge bath lo
[20:19] <@General_Crespin> lol*

I am still concerned about this.

Erin doesn't like to /nick.