So I just thought of Lemiwinks and Mr. Slave. Right before dinner. Thanks.
It's the end of everything!!!
To be fair... it DID trick you into marrying a dude.
Phoenix Rev wrote:It's the end of everything!!!
To be fair... it DID trick you into marrying a dude.
A sexy trick?
Rezzy wrote:Phoenix Rev wrote:It's the end of everything!!!
To be fair... it DID trick you into marrying a dude.
A sexy trick?
Bomp. Chicka. Bow. Wow.
But, on the other hand, last I checked I'm a husband. So's Phoenix Rev. And, wow, such a sad thing to have to call your spouse "your spouse" instead of your wife or husband because of this law.
Oh, wait...
I have met plenty of heterosexuals who eschew husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend designations.
I might just know some off people though.
I have met plenty of heterosexuals who eschew husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend designations.
I might just know some off people though.
I hear the term partner fairly often as well.
Well, thankfully here in California I still refer to my wife as "my wife" and my wife still refers to me as "that lazy, emotionally unavailable jerk."
What a tragedy. This violates my right to see the words "husband" or "wife" on a marriage license, which is clearly the major civil rights issue here. I mean, if you ignore the fact that I don't remember really looking at my marriage license at all, so I have no idea what it said those years ago.
KingGorilla wrote:I have met plenty of heterosexuals who eschew husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend designations.
I might just know some off people though.
I hear the term partner fairly often as well.
Yeah but you live in a socialist wonderland. That doesn't count.
What a tragedy. This violates my right to see the words "husband" or "wife" on a marriage license, which is clearly the major civil rights issue here. I mean, if you ignore the fact that I don't remember really looking at my marriage license at all, so I have no idea what it said those years ago.
Just got mine, the names are spelled right, double checking they do say Male and Female, but I live in a fly over state.
My only concern was spelling not titles.
MilkmanDanimal wrote:What a tragedy. This violates my right to see the words "husband" or "wife" on a marriage license, which is clearly the major civil rights issue here. I mean, if you ignore the fact that I don't remember really looking at my marriage license at all, so I have no idea what it said those years ago.
Just got mine, the names are spelled right, double checking they do say Male and Female, but I live in a fly over state.
My only concern was spelling not titles.
Well, it's spelled right now, but we do know that the gays cause hurricanes, reduce the effectiveness of the military, and threaten our very existence; are you honestly suggesting they're not going to cause typographical errors as well?
My MLA Handbook says "Adam and Eve", not "Addum and Eef".
My Blue Book says Andy and Jeff.
I often refer to Mrs. Paleocon as "the Boss", "the Chancellor of the Exchequer", "Lord High Goddess", "She Who Must Be Obeyed", or "The One Who Shall Not Be Upset".
Only occasionally do I refer to her as "wife".
SixteenBlue wrote:KingGorilla wrote:I have met plenty of heterosexuals who eschew husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend designations.
I might just know some off people though.
I hear the term partner fairly often as well.
Yeah but you live in a socialist wonderland. That doesn't count.
I heard it a lot in Austin too. Oh wait.
But, on the other hand, last I checked I'm a husband. So's Phoenix Rev. And, wow, such a sad thing to have to call your spouse "your spouse" instead of your wife or husband because of this law.
Oh, wait...
This almost made me choke on rice chex and mt. dew at work. Clearly at least one gay man is out to kill me now.
I often refer to Mrs. Paleocon as "the Boss", "the Chancellor of the Exchequer", "Lord High Goddess", "She Who Must Be Obeyed", or "The One Who Shall Not Be Upset".
Only occasionally do I refer to her as "wife".
I've coopted this. My Lord High Goddess will never receive notice that I stole this from you. Just saying.
Otherwise, not surprised by Fox, except at the petty things they are picking apart with this now. Losing the war, might as well try a few small battles to turn this rout around I guess.
I often refer to Mrs. Paleocon as "the Boss", "the Chancellor of the Exchequer", "Lord High Goddess", "She Who Must Be Obeyed", or "The One Who Shall Not Be Upset".
Only occasionally do I refer to her as "wife".
We need to drink together more.
Paleocon wrote:I often refer to Mrs. Paleocon as "the Boss", "the Chancellor of the Exchequer", "Lord High Goddess", "She Who Must Be Obeyed", or "The One Who Shall Not Be Upset".
Only occasionally do I refer to her as "wife".
We need to drink together more.
Good luck both getting a beer-pass for the same day from your respective jailers wives.
Paleocon wrote:I often refer to Mrs. Paleocon as "the Boss", "the Chancellor of the Exchequer", "Lord High Goddess", "She Who Must Be Obeyed", or "The One Who Shall Not Be Upset".
Only occasionally do I refer to her as "wife".
We need to drink together more.
absolutely
Mixolyde wrote:Paleocon wrote:I often refer to Mrs. Paleocon as "the Boss", "the Chancellor of the Exchequer", "Lord High Goddess", "She Who Must Be Obeyed", or "The One Who Shall Not Be Upset".
Only occasionally do I refer to her as "wife".
We need to drink together more.
absolutely
Absolut Lee
This is the closest to on topic spam I've seen yet. the xkcd comic is coming true.
Hey, if comedian Dave Attell want's to come here, share his thoughts on gay rights, and provide some sketchy links, more power to him!
Dave, is there any hope of a revived Insomniac? That show was great.
That's cool Dave Attell posts here. He waited 2 weeks to post too, so his link will work. Smart guy.
Edit: sh*t, tannhausered.
I was so sad when my brother got engaged and then married his long time girlfriend, because up until that point I could very easily get away with "my brother's partner, Chris". Now I have to say "wife" I guess...
I was so sad when my brother got engaged and then married his long time girlfriend, because up until that point I could very easily get away with "my brother's partner, Chris". Now I have to say "wife" I guess...
He he he... Marvelous.
"My brother's spouse, Chris".
Was a spam post removed or something? 'cause I'm not understanding the Dave Attell comments :S
Was a spam post removed or something? 'cause I'm not understanding the Dave Attell comments :S
Yup. Gay porn spam.
Trachalio wrote:Was a spam post removed or something? 'cause I'm not understanding the Dave Attell comments :S
Yup. Gay porn spam.
Under the account hilariously named "daveattell"
So, how long can the Court keep punting this back down to the states? Until their ruling would be moot? I assume that's what they're doing, right?
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