Post a picture, entertain me!

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Yankee Candle wrote:

Man Town™
Man Candles

About This Fragrance
Escape to the man cave with this masculine blend of spices, woods and musk.

f*ck you, Yankee Candle.

For some reason, of all things the picture on the label bothers me the most.

Yankee Candle wrote:

Man Town™
Man Candles

About This Fragrance
Escape to the man cave with this masculine blend of farts, beer and some more farts.

Fixed for accuracy.

I thought it was supposed to be a man cave?

Ranger Rick wrote:
Yankee Candle wrote:

Man Town™
Man Candles

About This Fragrance
Escape to the man cave with this masculine blend of spices, woods and musk.

Sticking with the real thing:
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Elycion wrote:

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Fart on it and you're there.

FlamingPeasant wrote:
Elycion wrote:

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Fart on it and you're there.

I feel like that could be dangerous, but I'm not sure why.

Either way, my man space preferred smell is actually cookies or cake. Sometimes like an apple cinnamon smell. Yankee Candle is apparently willing to say "Women need 200+ smells to cover all their bases... men need one, which will be kind of condescending to them". Bah!

All I know is walking past that place in the mall nearly kills me. The mixture of super strong smells that seems to be forced out of that store is enough to prevent me from ever buying any of their candles.

Rykin wrote:

All I know is walking past that place in the mall nearly kills me. The mixture of super strong smells that seems to be forced out of that store is enough to prevent me from ever buying any of their candles.

I have the same issue with Bath and Body Works. 2 minutes in that place when I was a teenager with a lady friend and I had a headache for like 7 hours after.

Pier One should actually be a hazardous industrial occupancy. This is determined in our building code by the combustibility of the contents of the space once it's loaded. These stores are loaded with wicker and candle wax. If I could get actual kg/m2 figures, I could verify it, but I'm fairly certain.

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It's like flaming DNA. Can't. Stop. Watchi......

Rykin wrote:

All I know is walking past that place in the mall nearly kills me. The mixture of super strong smells that seems to be forced out of that store is enough to prevent me from ever buying any of their candles.

My most recent Asthma attack was when I was dragged into a Yankee Candle store. What I thought was my last Asthma attack was more than five years before then. No incidents since then, but I can't call it my last Asthma attack while I know Yankee Candle stores exist.

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MeatMan wrote:

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Is that one guy repeated over and over?

Rainsmercy wrote:

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LouZiffer wrote:

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Now all we need is a 7-headed mongoose!

Also, picture.

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Demosthenes wrote:

Yankee Candle is apparently willing to say "Women need 200+ smells to cover all their bases... men need one, which will be kind of condescending to them". Bah!

So you're saying that you might prefer "2x4", "First Down" (patchouli, really?!), or "Riding Mower" in your man candle?
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And don't forget the mini glass of beer to hang on your candle to make it more manly.
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Or the football themed draft reducer.
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Or possibly the votive holder that looks like beer steins:
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Mantown sounds like a fabulous vacation spot.

Rainsmercy wrote:

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LiquidMantis wrote:

Mantown sounds like a fabulous vacation spot.

Uh, actually sir, picture-taking is not allowed at this... particular resort.

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zeroKFE wrote:

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Wow.

Hamster-powered strandbeest? Awesome.

Part hamster, part Luggage.

All cop.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Part hamster, part Luggage.

All cop.

This is making me chuckle quite a bit:

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SuperDave wrote:

This is making me chuckle quite a bit:

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Took me FOREVER to see why she was reacting that way.

Spoiler:

Look about head height.

And here I thought she was bumping in to a screen door.