Random thing you loathe right now.

Those Timecube shampoo bottles are awesome, I wish all shampoo came in those bottles.

Loathe: It gets dark so early. So early.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Ghostship wrote:

Who decided that our society needed mentholated shampoo? and Why is it allowed to be sold without a huge label that differentiates it from normal shampoo that doesn't make your eyelids, armpits and other nethery parts, feel like someone scalded them with liquid nitrogen?

I'm guessing from the fact that you didn't mention the instructions read like Timecube: the Shampoo, you're not talking about Dr. Bronner's.

This was just an offering from head and shoulders.

Now I have to go look up what Dr. Bronner's is.

Ghostship wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Ghostship wrote:

Who decided that our society needed mentholated shampoo? and Why is it allowed to be sold without a huge label that differentiates it from normal shampoo that doesn't make your eyelids, armpits and other nethery parts, feel like someone scalded them with liquid nitrogen?

I'm guessing from the fact that you didn't mention the instructions read like Timecube: the Shampoo, you're not talking about Dr. Bronner's.

This was just an offering from head and shoulders.

Now I have to go look up what Dr. Bronner's is.

I grew up on Dr. Bronner's as a kid. It's a wonder I have any hair left..

What the hell is mentholated shampoo? Isn't menthol for cough drops and cigarettes?

Demyx wrote:

Those Timecube shampoo bottles are awesome, I wish all shampoo came in those bottles.

Loathe: It gets dark so early. So early.

I just wanted to know how to dilute it, and the closest thing to an instruction I could find was:

DILUTE: ENJOY 1 SOAP for 18 DIFFERENT USES! GUARANTEED NO SYNTHETIC PEPPERMINT OILS & 100% VEGETARIAN. SUPER MILD CATILE HAS OUTSTANDING WATER SOFTENING & CLEANSING POWERS. PREFERABLE TO HARSH SOAP & DEFATTENING SYNTHETICS. IT DOES NOT CUT DIRT, BUT DISSOLVES IT. IT IS THE MILDEST, MOST PLEASANT SOAP YOU EVER USED OR MONEY BACK! ENJOY BODY RUB TO STIMULATE BODY MIND-SOUL-SPIRIT AND TEACH THE ESSENE MORAL ABC UNITING ALL FREE IN THE SHEPHERD-ASTRONOMER ISRAEL'S GREATEST ALL-ONE-GOD-FAITH!

Miashara wrote:

People telling me I can't do things. You can't drive more than twice the speed limit. You can't be a princess you're a boy. You can't lift weights just because you just donated a double dose of red blood cells. Yeah? Well I do what I want!

Just to add to the pile on, you probably shouldn't be lifting weights while dressed as a princess doing twice the speed limit. With or without having just given blood.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

As long as Austin gets to stay, the rest of Texas (Ravenholm) is free to go.

You want this petition, then.

(And for those who were wondering why it ends "We would also like to annex Dublin Texas, Lockhart Texas, & Shiner Texas": those towns are sources for Dr Pepper made with cane sugar rather than HFCS, barbecue, and beer, respectively.)

Jonman wrote:
Miashara wrote:

People telling me I can't do things. You can't drive more than twice the speed limit. You can't be a princess you're a boy. You can't lift weights just because you just donated a double dose of red blood cells. Yeah? Well I do what I want!

Just to add to the pile on, you probably shouldn't be lifting weights while dressed as a princess doing twice the speed limit. With or without having just given blood.

It's the only way to truly appreciate that post-donation nutter-butter.

I do what I want! Princess gonna get his bench on!

Miashara wrote:

I do what I want! [size=15]PRII[/size][size=25]NNNNN[/size][size=8]CCCC[/size][size=2]eeeeeessssss [/size]gonna get his bench on!

FTFY to model the Doppler effect of you yelling that at me while passing at twice the speed limit.

Caught a bug from someone, or have a terrible case of food poisoning.

If I die, tell my wife I said, "Hello".

Batman isn't married.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Batman isn't married.

Quid pro quo, you aren't Batman.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Caught a bug from someone, or have a terrible case of food poisoning.

If I die, tell my wife I said, "Hello".

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Batman isn't married.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Batman isn't married.

Quid pro quo, you aren't Batman.

This was beautiful.

With great power, comes great responsibility...

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Jonman wrote:
Miashara wrote:

I do what I want! [size=15]PRII[/size][size=25]NNNNN[/size][size=8]CCCC[/size][size=2]eeeeeessssss [/size]gonna get his bench on!

FTFY to model the Doppler effect of you yelling that at me while passing at twice the speed limit.

That's how I hit the high notes for those cries of girlish glee.

Jonman wrote:

With great power, comes great responsibility...

IMAGE(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4n72JutsrtI/T1dZB5qtqcI/AAAAAAAACuo/a-esAcrdx5c/s1600/What+Would+Batman+Eat.jpg)

Edwin wrote:
Jonman wrote:

With great power, comes great responsibility...

IMAGE(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4n72JutsrtI/T1dZB5qtqcI/AAAAAAAACuo/a-esAcrdx5c/s1600/What+Would+Batman+Eat.jpg)

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Today should be my last day on bed rest, but even knowing that I am getting impatient with time (the fact I am also expecting a package doesn't help either) and I just want to be able to leave the house again. >.>

I already have plenty of reasons to dislike Starbucks, but Christmas carols in f*cking November? You monsters.

I had a department manager (head of X) tell me that he was dubious of free, open source software (Moodle) because it was free and would rather spend $100,000 on some other solution. I couldn't even think of a response because I was in shock. I am pretty sure I can run this whole place better than most of the people here combined and I've only been here for four days.

I recently discovered something called "kambucha". It's basically fermented tea, tastes a bit like apple cider. It's supposed to be very good for you. The kind I get is raw which means it hasn't been pasturized and still has stuff growing in it. Well the store was out of the plain variety so I tried the "green" version of the drink which had algae and other green healthy things in it.

Don't try it. I very nearly threw up and would describe the taste as an equal mix of sea water and vinegar.

Tamren wrote:

I recently discovered something called "kambucha". It's basically fermented tea, tastes a bit like apple cider. It's supposed to be very good for you. The kind I get is raw which means it hasn't been pasturized and still has stuff growing in it. Well the store was out of the plain variety so I tried the "green" version of the drink which had algae and other green healthy things in it.

Don't try it. I very nearly threw up and would describe the taste as an equal mix of sea water and vinegar.

Over here in the Netherlands we can find Carpe Diem brand Kombucha drinks. They're quite nice actually, shame fewer and fewer places stock up on them

http://www.carpediem.com/en/products...

Tamren wrote:

the store was out of the plain variety so I tried the "green" version of the drink which had algae and other green healthy things in it.

Catfish approved!

No more Twinkies.

Hostess Brands closing for good

Of course I haven't eaten a Twinkie in like 15 years, so that might be part of the problem.

Nevin73 wrote:

No more Twinkies.

Hostess Brands closing for good

Of course I haven't eaten a Twinkie in like 15 years, so that might be part of the problem.

As John Scalzi says, someone will buy the brand in bankruptcy, and they will continue.

Nevin73 wrote:

No more Twinkies.

Of course, the ones already in the warehouses and on store shelves will last for centuries.

misplacedbravado wrote:
Nevin73 wrote:

No more Twinkies.

Of course, the ones already in the colons and on store shelves will last for centuries.

FTFY.

Better stock up on Twinkies since we were wanting to do some fried ones after frying our turkeys this year.