Things you just discovered, but wish you hadn't!

I learned today that a FOURTH official Starship Troopers movie has been produced. Having just finished rereading the novel this made me rather curious about 2 and 3.

Yeah.

Blind_Evil posted a "music" video called "It's Thanksgiving".

I wish I could un-see that so bad...

\o/

In which a 13 year old raps about mashed potatoes and sings into a turkey leg like it's a microphone.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

Why did I click?!? Dammit.

Most. Frightening. Thread. Ever.

I wish I hadn't just discovered it.

Add to favorites? Why would I do that?

Blind_Evil wrote:

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In which a 13 year old raps about mashed potatoes and sings into a turkey leg like it's a macropenis.

fixed

I found out there was mold on the bread in the bag, just after eating toast for breakfast.

I found out that the pants I'm wearing to work today had a tube of cherry chapstick in the pocket when they went through the dryer. Now I have pretty pink sploches all over my pants.

What was in the box.

Radical Ans wrote:

I found out that the pants I'm wearing to work today had a tube of cherry chapstick in the pocket when they went through the dryer. Now I have pretty pink sploches all over my pants.

I had someone do my laundry for me as a "favour" once and somehow decided that mixing a blue flannel bathrobe with hot water was a good idea.

Long story short, I used to have a lot of blue socks.

Tamren wrote:
Radical Ans wrote:

I found out that the pants I'm wearing to work today had a tube of cherry chapstick in the pocket when they went through the dryer. Now I have pretty pink sploches all over my pants.

I had someone do my laundry for me as a "favour" once and somehow decided that mixing a blue flannel bathrobe with hot water was a good idea.

Long story short, I used to have a lot of blue socks.

Nothing to do with the water temperature. Everybody knows extraneous "u"s are bad for hosiery.

Radical Ans wrote:

I found out that the pants I'm wearing to work today had a tube of cherry chapstick in the pocket when they went through the dryer. Now I have pretty pink sploches all over my pants.

Did this with the generic Chapstick last week. I feel your pain.

Not what it says on the box.

Radical Ans wrote:

Elmo is a creep

I know, right? His design is bland-- he's basically just a smaller, red Grover-- his voice is annoying, and he goes around speaking Jar Jar-level pidgin English on what is ostensibly an educational program! I'd like to wrap my hands around his stupid fuzzy neck and....

Say, what's behind that link?

hbi2k wrote:
Radical Ans wrote:

Elmo is a creep

I know, right? His design is bland-- he's basically just a smaller, red Grover-- his voice is annoying, and he goes around speaking Jar Jar-level pidgin English on what is ostensibly an educational program! I'd like to wrap my hands around his stupid fuzzy neck and....

Say, what's behind that link?

Turns out it's not true.

Bad News: This means that Elmo isn't going anywhere.

Tamren wrote:

I learned today that a FOURTH official Starship Troopers movie has been produced. Having just finished rereading the novel this made me rather curious about 2 and 3.

Here, I'll save you the trouble:
Starship Troopers 2: There's a new type of bug that burrows into people's brains and controls them! Who can we trust? Sort of like The Thing except really, really terrible.

Starship Troppers 3: Survivors stranded on an alien planet, tough-as-nails female atheist soldier argues with devout Christian while wandering around in a barren wasteland. Surprise! THE ENTIRE PLANET IS ONE GIANT BRAIN BUG. sh*tty CG! Exo-suit soldiers save the day! Nuke it from orbit! Atheist lady finds Jesus, and the government institutes a new state religion.

muttonchop wrote:
Tamren wrote:

I learned today that a FOURTH official Starship Troopers movie has been produced. Having just finished rereading the novel this made me rather curious about 2 and 3.

Here, I'll save you the trouble:
Starship Troopers 2: There's a new type of bug that burrows into people's brains and controls them! Who can we trust? Sort of like The Thing except really, really terrible.

Starship Troppers 3: Survivors stranded on an alien planet, tough-as-nails female atheist soldier argues with devout Christian while wandering around in a barren wasteland. Surprise! THE ENTIRE PLANET IS ONE GIANT BRAIN BUG. sh*tty CG! Exo-suit soldiers save the day! Nuke it from orbit! Atheist lady finds Jesus, and the government institutes a new state religion.

Can you do this for all bad movies? That was awesome.

That's... entirely accurate. Though you forgot to mention the obligatory oogaba.

Boobies? Did someone say boobies?

Blind_Evil wrote:

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In which a 13 year old raps about mashed potatoes and sings into a turkey leg like it's a microphone.

IMAGE(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/Thin_J/nope.gif)

I never get tired of that NOPE gif.

I'm glad someone else enjoys it. I'm finding more and more opportunity for its use all the time.

Sharing more misery.

4xis.black wrote:
Deadmonkeys wrote:

He used to produce music. On a Bombcast of olde, he said something about not really producing music any more because his creative needs were being met at work.

Hell, I started most of my hobbies out of boredom or dissatisfaction with my life. When I'm busy or content, I have little desire to create.

I looked up Suburban Allstars and came across this horrible thing.

Thin_J wrote:
Blind_Evil wrote:

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In which a 13 year old raps about mashed potatoes and sings into a turkey leg like it's a microphone.

IMAGE(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/Thin_J/nope.gif)

Dang that's terrible.

Wikipedia's list of bear mailings in North America. Worst part is I check for updates a couple of times a year.

Blind_Evil wrote:

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In which a 13 year old raps about mashed potatoes and sings into a turkey leg like it's a microphone.

...Fake Usher? Is that you?

You know you guys really ought to feel free to delete the youtube link when you're replying to Blind Evil, who I'm not sure why he hasn't been fired yet. Just a thought.