Random non sequitur posts catch-all thread

I think someone needs to send that to Mythbusters!

It's to do with men losing chi when ejaculating or somesuch nonsense.

Anyway, I've just realised that if I ever have the chance to buy a DeLorean, I shouldn't. It might just ruin the idea of the car for me.

Birth Name
Joseph Alberic Iscariot Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes

Nickname
Joe

Chairman_Mao wrote:

Birth Name
Joseph Alberic Iscariot Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes

Nickname
Joe

If I had a name like 'Twisleton' and hadn't managed to convince my friends to nickname me "Twist", I would have failed as a human. And possibly as a Neil Gaiman character.

Damn that margarita I just had was strong.

Shalalm Baskur.

For legal reasons I am left to roam free.

Strangeblades wrote:

For legal reasons I am left to roam free.

legal reasons are the best reasons

I got a job rejection email today for a job that I applied for 4-5 years ago.

At least now you can keep looking.

Edwin wrote:

I got a job rejection email today for a job that I applied for 4-5 years ago.

Have you tried getting a job? Recruiters and hiring managers that wouldn't give me the time of day this summer won't stop contacting me now that I have a job. I didn't even put my new position on LinkedIn until two days ago.

It's not as bad as your story, but I got a rejection email the other day for a job I applied to in February. Honestly didn't even remember applying.

Bumspread McCheekerson.

1Dgaf wrote:

Bumspread McCheekerson.

Word.

Do not fart while cleaning the cat's litter.

Strangeblades wrote:

Do not fart while cleaning the cat's litter.

If you're going to quote Ghandi, at least include a citation.

trichy wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

Do not fart while cleaning the cat's litter.

If you're going to quote Ghandi, at least include a citation.

trichy wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

Do not fart while cleaning the cat's litter.

If you're going to quote Ghandi, at least include a citation.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Ghandi, on the eve of signing the Declaration of Independence in Monaco.

Jonman wrote:
trichy wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

Do not fart while cleaning the cat's litter.

If you're going to quote Ghandi, at least include a citation.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Ghandi, on the eve of signing the Declaration of Independence in Monaco.

"I did it all for the nookie." - Ghandi on his deathbed.

My watch thinks it's new year's eve of 2012 (it reset itself while I was putting away groceries).

Maybe I got the Timex Ironman Time Travel watch by mistake? Who knew Sears sold such wonders?

Grenn wrote:

I don't live in Missouri

I call that splitting hairs.

Gandhi gets misspelled a lot.

clover wrote:

Gandhi gets misspelled a lot.

Poor Gahhndi.

Coldstream wrote:
clover wrote:

Gandhi gets misspelled a lot.

Poor Gahhndi.

I think you mean Gh'aandye

Tanglebones wrote:
Coldstream wrote:
clover wrote:

Gandhi gets misspelled a lot.

Poor Gahhndi.

I think you mean Gh'aandye

It's spelled Kadaffi, and please, a little respect for the dead.

When I die, I wonder how much I'll regret the time I spent arguing with strangers on the internet. There are probably better ways to change the world. Something lacking the anonymous impotent rage I hope .

Grubber788 wrote:

When I die, I wonder how much I'll regret the time I spent arguing with strangers on the internet. There are probably better ways to change the world. Something lacking the anonymous impotent rage I hope .

I understand your point. I think it's a good question. But, perhaps it's better to try than not. What if the last question you asked yourself was 'Did I do enough?'.

Scanning all my old documents one page at a time is a pain in the ass, but it'll be worth it when I'm done and can get rid of all the old filing cabinets.

Also, my Fujitsu Snapscan is a pretty nice little scanner for the price.

1Dgaf wrote:

It's to do with men losing chi when ejaculating or somesuch nonsense.

Anyway, I've just realised that if I ever have the chance to buy a DeLorean, I shouldn't. It might just ruin the idea of the car for me.

I knew a guy who had a DeLorean. From what he was saying it's a nightmare to maintain.

Radical Ans wrote:
1Dgaf wrote:

Anyway, I've just realised that if I ever have the chance to buy a DeLorean, I shouldn't. It might just ruin the idea of the car for me.

I knew a guy who had a DeLorean. From what he was saying it's a nightmare to maintain.

One of my housemates in college had a DeLorean. I think the only time I ever saw it on the road was when he and his brother towed it to the shop.

We were in Austin, and the closest place that could fix it was in Houston. I'll bet that was a fun trip.

I think sometimes it can be helpful to give in to despair for a few minutes when life hands you a pile of sh*t.

Putting a Halloween-snack-sized Aero bar into my morning coffee was not as good as I expected. In fact I'm pretty sure it diminished the taste of my coffee.

If I was a millionaire, I'd bid on eBay auctions for things I didn't need. I'd enjoy winning them and pissing off the other bidders.