Post a news story, entertain me!

FTF accuracy. NASA hasn't announced anything.

A lady receives a 12 quadrillion euro--yes, you read that right--phone bill. Upon calling the company and complaining, they tell her there is nothing they can do since the computer told them that number and would she like to set up a payment plan?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19908095

MoonDragon wrote:

A lady receives a 12 quadrillion euro--yes, you read that right--phone bill. Upon calling the company and complaining, they tell her there is nothing they can do since the computer told them that number and would she like to set up a payment plan?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19908095

That's one sneaky way to try and solve Europe's financial crisis.

MoonDragon wrote:

A lady receives a 12 quadrillion euro--yes, you read that right--phone bill. Upon calling the company and complaining, they tell her there is nothing they can do since the computer told them that number and would she like to set up a payment plan?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19908095

The iPhone 5's data drain strikes again!

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Still hungry an hour later.

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sometimesdee wrote:

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Telegraph article here.

Well duh.

Yeah, I'd love to get in on the obvious scientific studies industry. Seems like easy money!

That's awesome.

Best part:

•To all hot girls playing Mario, stop giving me weird boners.

Russia classifies beer as alcoholic

Until now anything containing less than 10% alcohol in Russia has been considered a foodstuff.

Awesome. "Why no officer I'm not intoxicated, I just had a big breakfast." :E

I could go for one of those big breakfasts.

wordsmythe wrote:

I could go for one of those big breakfasts.

A gentleman's breakfast should always come with a mimosa or bloody mary anyway.

Jonman wrote:

A gentleman's breakfast should always come with a mimosa ...

I do not think that means, what you think it means.

MoonDragon wrote:
Jonman wrote:

gentleman's

I do not think that means, what you think it means. ;)

Back at cha.

I'd take that, too. I'm cosmopolitain like that.

The President of France wants to get rid of homework...

Newsweek magazine to cease print publication

Last print issue will be Dec 31, 2012. Magazine will be digital-only going forward.

Oh my... some people.

sometimesdee wrote:

"Why are we encouraging deer to cross on the interstate?"
Shoot me now.

Is it Martha season? Do I need a permit?

Tanglebones wrote:
sometimesdee wrote:

"Why are we encouraging deer to cross on the interstate?"
Shoot me now.

Is it Martha season? Do I need a permit?

Depends. How many Rose Tylers did you bag lately?

sometimesdee wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:
sometimesdee wrote:

"Why are we encouraging deer to cross on the interstate?"
Shoot me now.

Is it Martha season? Do I need a permit?

Depends. How many Rose Tylers did you bag lately?

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When Carlsbad, CA officials came to the fork in the road, they took it.

Conservation officers have relocated a half-tonne bull elk to safer pastures after it became enamoured with local livestock near 100 Mile House, in central B.C.

The 500-kilogram elk — with a metre-high, six-point rack — had taken ownership of a herd of cattle, says 100 Mile Ranch manager Greg Messner.

"He spent some good quality time with a couple of the females," said Messner, with a laugh. "And kept the bull calves away with his big antlers."

The elk was aggressively mounting heifers and using his antlers to throw young male calves it saw as competition into the air.

It quickly became a local attraction as he pushed the herd into an area on the edge of 100 Mile House, near Highway 97.

(link)

Recall: Sunscreen could burst into flames

Energizer Holdings (ENR), the consumer goods conglomerate that produces Banana Boat products, announced Friday that certain of the brand's sunscreen sprays may potentially burst into flames on users' skin if they come in contact with a flame or spark before the spray is completely dry.

Looks like a case of...

((Puts on sunglasses))

...Sunburn