Football thoughts for the week:
Non-football thoughts:
Golden Asterisk Performer of the Week:
It had been a bit of a slow start to the season for Jamaal Charles, but holy crap did it speed up in a hurry. Charles racked up 233 yards on the ground, and then added another 55 yards on 6 receptions. Despite that performance, the Chiefs still needed overtime to put away the floundering New Orleans Saints.
A Name You Should Know:
Philip Wheeler, OLB, Oakland Raiders. Wheeler is another one of those Colts linebackers (like Mike Peterson) where you have no idea how good they really are until they're no longer in that Indy Cover 2. Free from the shackle of keep-it-in-front-of-you cushy responsibilities, Wheeler is flying all over the field. He can run down the field with any of today's basketball-player-turned-tight-ends. He is a bullet on the blitz. He looks like a completely different player after only 3 games on his new team.
Stat of the Week:
New Orleans is 0-3. The three teams that have beaten them are a combined 0-6 against the rest of their schedules. Their defense has yielded 102 points, second only to the Titans. By most measures, one would have to call New Orleans the worst performing team in the NFL right now. Can all of that be pinned on not having Sean Payton on the sidelines?
Pick 'Ems:
FINAL WARNING: If you do not bold the names of the teams in your pick 'em post, they will not count starting this week. fangblackbone, this means you.
We got our first 5-0 pick 'em this week in ZellbrigeN26, whose faith in the Jaguars rewarded him nicely. A number of 4-1 teams missed a perfect score based on their lack of similar faith.
Let's get to this week's picks:
Props to Gumbie for bailing me out when I made picks from the 2011 schedule. My normal page with the oddsmaker lines failed me. (Now I owe that asshole, dammit.)
The proper picks for this week:
Chargers at Chiefs: The Chargers hold a not-particularly-convincing lead on the rest of the AFC West, which they must now defend in Arrowhead in a critical divisional matchup. Jamaal Charles woke up this past week and went into full-on beast mode, looking for the first time like a healthy player again. Kansas City's defense, however, has not yet come around, yielding 99 points in 3 games. I'm taking the Chiefs at home, but if San Diego is going to make a move to really establish control of the division, this is the week to do it.
Seahawks at Rams: Seattle will take that win on Monday Night, but when you get down to it, they really only scored 7 legitimate points last week. At 2-1, they're keeping pace with the 49ers and a stride behind the undefeated (seriously?) Arizona Cardinals. St. Louis, meanwhile, is the bottom dweller of that division, despite a suddenly-hot passing connection from Bradford to Danny Amendola. (Remember when he was just a squirrely little white boy receiver on Hard Knocks?). Seattle's defense has been shockingly effective so far, but I'm not yet convinced that it's not just an early season fluke. I'm giving this one to the Rams at home, but if Seattle's defense continues to play like this, people are going to have to pay attention.
Redskins at Buccaneers: Much like Cam Newton last year, RG3 has been off to a fast start, but it has not translated into wins for the team. A defense that has yielded 101 points might have a little to do with that. Tampa has had a hard time getting the offense going, and they're having some issues with their line, particularly at right tackle where they flip-flop between Jeremy Trueblood and Demar Dotson. Still, I have to think Tampa is better than they've shown. But I'm not sure that they get that offense going enough this week to exploit the Redskins' problems. Redskins
49ers at Jets: After looking like the cream of the NFL for the first couple of weeks, the 49ers were shown up on the road at the Metrodome against the Vikings. Obviously, this would not happen if Colin Kaepernick were quarterback. Alex Smith completed most of what he threw, but the dink and dunk lacked any explosion, while Frank Gore and the ground game couldn't spark much themselves. The Jets, meanwhile, scored a W in an OT squeaker on the road in Miami. Sanchez had a field day targeting Santonio Holmes last week, who reeled in 9 catches for 147 yards. Also, Tim Tebow. Just. Got. A. First. Down. On. A. Fake. Punt. How can anyone stop that? Maybe if Alex Smith struggles some more, the glorious Colin Kaepernick era can begin. But I'm not that lucky. 49ers.
And the die roll is a 6, which means the game with the largest point spread:
Titans at Texans: Sorry Gumbie, no good deed goes unpunished. After two weeks with little to show on offense, the Titans won a shootout against the Lions at home, with Jake Locker lighting it up for 378 yards and two touchdowns. The offensive explosion was all Locker, as Chris Johnson remains completely useless (Locker was the team's leading rusher with 35 yards on 4 carries). Houston's win in Denver was not altogether convincing, but that would be about the only unconvincing mark on the Texan record so far, and one can hardly fault an out-of-division team for not being their best at Mile High. I'd like to think that the Titans offense could carry that spark over and give the Texans defense a challenge worthy of their performance, but that's a lot to ask at this point. Texans
Last week's results:
ZellbrigeN26: 5-0
Elliottx: 4-1
garion333: 4-1
Jasonofindy: 4-1
Jayhawker: 4-1
LeapingGnome: 4-1
Minase: 4-1
oldmanscene24: 4-1
sheared: 4-1
VEGAS LINE: 4-1
*Legion*: 3-2
AnimeJ: 3-2
Certis: 3-2
bighoppa: 3-2
billt721: 3-2
Enix: 3-2
FSeven: 3-2
iaintgotnopants: 3-2
Jolly Bill: 3-2
kaostheory: 3-2
karmajay: 3-2
Kush15: 3-2
lostlobster: 3-2
McFinn: 3-2
MilkmanDanimal: 3-2
muraii: 3-2
Paleocon: 3-2
peedmyself: 3-2
Secret Asian Man: 3-2
tboon: 3-2
TheGameguru: 3-2
thejustinbot: 3-2
Xeknos: 3-2
Zaque: 3-2
cyberdian: 3-2
boogle: 2-3
fangblackbone: 2-3
Gumbie: 2-3
Stele: 2-3
Fedaykin98: 1-4
Atras: 0-5
Grumpicus: 0-5
josh.barker: 0-5
jowner: 0-5
mudbunny: 0-5
sr_malo: 0-5
TempestBlayze: 0-5
willhouse4078: 0-5
Season results:
Certis: 9-5
LeapingGnome: 9-5
VEGAS LINE: 9-5
AnimeJ: 8-6
Elliottx: 8-6
Jayhawker: 8-6
Jolly Bill: 8-6
Stele: 8-6
TheGameguru: 8-6
Zaque: 8-6
bighoppa: 7-7
Enix: 7-7
karmajay: 7-7
MilkmanDanimal: 7-7
oldmanscene24: 7-7
tboon: 7-7
ZellbrigeN26: 7-7
*Legion*: 6-8
garion333: 6-8
iaintgotnopants: 6-8
Jasonofindy: 6-8
kaostheory: 6-8
Kush15: 6-8
McFinn: 6-8
Minase: 6-8
sheared: 6-8
Xeknos: 6-8
boogle: 5-9
fangblackbone: 5-9
Paleocon: 5-9
Secret Asian Man: 5-9
thejustinbot: 5-9
willhouse4078: 5-9
billt721: 4-10
FSeven: 4-10
Gumbie: 4-10
josh.barker: 4-10
lostlobster: 4-10
cyberdian: 3-11
jowner: 3-11
mudbunny: 3-11
muraii: 3-11
peedmyself: 3-11
TempestBlayze: 3-11
Fedaykin98: 2-12
Atras: 1-13
sr_malo: 1-13
Grumpicus: 0-14
Chargers at Chiefs
Seahawks at Rams
Redskins at Buccaneers
49ers at Jets
Titans at Texans
I had to do a double take after seeing muraii's picks.
Golden Asterisk Performer of the Week:
It had been a bit of a slow start to the season for Jamaal Charles, but holy crap did it speed up in a hurry. Charles racked up 233 yards on the ground, and then added another 55 yards on 6 receptions. Despite that performance, the Chiefs still needed overtime to put away the floundering New Orleans Saints.
Got me my first fantasy win.
Steelers at Texans
Titans at Browns
Colts at Buccaneers
Jets at Ravens
Broncos at Packers (just to be cheeky)
EDIT: Not sure how these actually played out, from 2011, except I think the Steelers lost. Here are the real picks, with real matchups and everything.
Chargers at Chiefs
Seahawks at Rams
Redskins at Buccaneers
49ers at Jets
Titans at Texans
sheared wrote:I had to do a double take after seeing muraii's picks.
He beat me to the punch before I could fix the post. Just too damn fast.
That's what sh--
I, uh...I need to do something over there.
Chiefs
Rams
Redskins
49ers
Texans
Darn. A step backward this week, but still not terrible on the season.
Happy the refs are back tomorrow!
Need to watch The Wire myself one of these days.
iOS 6 Maps is the hipster version of replacement refs.
From what I hear that's an understatement. People are talking about buying GPS units again.
Football picks later...
Chargers at Chiefs - The chargers looked miserable at home vs. Atlanta and KC remembered that they can run the ball.
Seahawks at Rams - Did you really think I'd pick the Rams?
Redskins at Buccaneers - Injuries to key players early in the season? No depth because you traded all of your draft picks and spent all your money on has-been free agents? For most teams, this is a nightmare that gets front offices fired. For the Redskins, it's just another year.
49ers at Jets
Titans at Texans
Chargers at Chiefs - I'm saddened to see how bad the Chiefs are this year. I felt like the previous two years were building up to this one.
Seahawks at Rams - If the Seahawks are a playoff team, they need to put away the Rams convincingly.
Redskins at Buccaneers - I have no clue how good either team is and I feel like everybody else is in the same boat.
49ers at Jets - I was thinking that the 49ers would win this one due to lack of Revis but this will be a close one so I go home team.
Titans at Texans - Texans and Falcons are the two best teams in the league right now.
Chargers
Rams
Bucs
Niners
Texans
Chargers
Seahawks
Redskins
49ers
TEXANS
Yeah, we love us some JJ Watt down here. His ability to deflect passes is an unreal cherry on top of his excellent play. His pick six last year might have been the best moment in Texans history.
Chargers
Seahawks
Bucs
49ers
Texans
I'm not convinced the Seahawks are a playoff team if they're just going to run on first and second down and then throw the ball away on third. They're going to have to let Wilson prove he can be an effective QB at some point. But that defense is for real.
Chiefs
Rams
Redskins
49ers
Texans
Chiefs
Seahawks
Redskins
49ers
Texans
Every time Jones makes a catch, I swear I can hear the fans in Houston yelling "seriously?" from all the way out here in Austin. (I also hear them yell "there it is" when he bobbles a ball).
I'm scared sh*tless every time the ball gets near him, but mostly on punt returns. So far so good.
How about that rookie kicker for the Ravens? He's been pretty damn good.
And for those who still haven't seen The Wire (Stele), you're truly doing yourself a disservice.
Chargers easy
Seahawks not all that close
Redskins super close
49ers easy
Texans in a laffer.
Chargers at Chiefs: They're at Arrowhead. Also, this probably guarantees a Chargers win, so bet wisely. Yes, I'm that important to the fabric of the universe.
Seahawks at Rams: Even though after Pete Carroll's smarmy press conference I'm rooting against them for the rest of the year.
Redskins at Buccaneers: Adrian Clayborn is out for the year, which sucks piles of donkey balls. That being said, the Redskins' offensive and defensive lines suck. Really looking forward to how the replacement refs move on to their new careers for playing DE for Tampa, which is apparently the kiss of death this year.
49ers at Jets: The Jets sucked last week, and their best player is gone for the year. They're about a half's worth of bad passes away from having Santonio Holmes throw one of his tantrums on the sideline, and everything going into the toilet.
Titans at Texans: The Titans have a chance here if . . . can asteroids strike from space specifically enough to only take out one side of a football stadium? The Texans and Falcons have been the only teams to look really solid in all three games this year. The Titans . . . not so much.
Chiefs
Rams
Bucs
49ers
Texans
Chargers at Chiefs
Seahawks at Rams
Redskins at Buccaneers
49ers at Jets
Titans at Texans
Chargers
Seahawks
Redskins
49ers
Texans (What?, I'm not delusional)
IF (and it's a big if) the Titans can hold off JJ Watts I think this could be a shootout similar to last week against Detroit. Foster is liable to get 500 yards rushing because the Titans will have both safeties playing wayyyy back to prevent the big play to Andre Johnson. This means that Foster will easily get past the Titans sh*tty D line and gain 10-15 yards before anyone is able to come up to make the tackle. On the flip side the Titans have one of the best pass protection O line's this year. If they can hold JJ Watts off, Locker may have a shot to make it a shootout and score some points. Also if our offensive coordinator gets his head out of his ass he may run CJ behind a fullback again and actually find success. Last week every time they used the fullback he made solid gains.
Chargers
Seahawks
Bucs
49ers
Texans
Honestly, the one that I am most concerned about is the 49ers at the Jets. Not because I think the Jets are particularly good or well suited to beat them, but because no team does terribly well going coast to coast.
I love that I miss a week and maintain my average. Oh wait, that is terrible. On to this week:
Chargers at Chiefs
Seahawks at Rams
Redskins at Buccaneers
49ers at Jets
Titans at Texans
Chargers
Seahawks
Buccaneers
49ers
Texans
Legion, I laughed aloud when I saw the pic in the OP. I'm from Wisconsin and most of my facebook peeps are either still there are still very involved with the area. I've seen a ton of images since Monday night. That one just blew them all away. So I say thank you. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
Certis: 0-5
I was 3-2 last week. Not sure where 0-5 comes from. WHO PAID YOU OFF? Wait, it was you, wasn't it?
Chargers
Seahawks
Buccaneers
49ers
Texans
Is it too late to jump in on this? If not:
Chargers at Chiefs
Seahawks at Rams
Redskins at Buccaneers
49ers at Jets
Titans at Texans
Chargers at Chiefs
Seahawks at Rams
Redskins at Buccaneers
49ers at Jets
Titans at Texans
Chargers at Chiefs
Seahawks at Rams I'm cheering for karma and home field advantage.
Redskins at Buccaneers
49ers at Jets
Titans at Texans
Chargers at Chiefs
Seahawks at Rams
Redskins at Buccaneers
49ers at Jets
Titans at Texans
Ugh, it is so sad that we are going to be lucky to be 6-10 this year because our defense is extremely porous. The trade off is all those years of inconsistent/non-existent scoring... not going back to that! *crosses fingers* C'mon Skins!
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