Who should I marry?

"Pigpen" wrote:

C) Dude, I have friends from high school, and if one of them slept with my daughter, I can guarantee my trial would be on the docket right after they finish the Peterson trial...I mean come on...its your daughter... So unless you have money coming out the wazoo, and that is an important factor to your friend (I''m only saying IF...), then I would run...do not walk, nor shalt thou count to 5 nor pass Go...RUN away from Brandi...

Amen, brother. Amen.

I knew some people where one guy was dating his best friends daughter.

I believe he was in his early 30''s and she was in her early 20''s. I think she eventually got pregnant!

The dad was cool with it, because he knew the guy was very nice, well established and would not screw her over.

Better him then some college kid just looking for a screw, he would say!

Dude, and I thought it was screwed up when I nailed my best friend''s sister...

My brother is dating a girl he used to babysit. Imagine how thrilled we all were to find that out.

For those of you that think I am a prude because I am somewhat mortified at the thought of a 35 year old dating the daughter of one of his high school friends, allow me to wish a slutty daughter of your own upon you...one that sleeps with one of your peers or co-workers.

I''m sure you wouldn''t mind.

"JohnnyMoJo" wrote:

For those of you that think I am a prude because I am somewhat mortified at the thought of a 35 year old dating the daughter of one of his high school friends, allow me to wish a slutty daughter of your own upon you...one that sleeps with one of your peers or co-workers.

I''m sure you wouldn''t mind.

Sleeping with someone who is over 10+ years older than you does not mean you are slutty.. is Catherine Zeta Jones slutty??

Or what about Anna-Nicole smith.. oh wait.. nvm.

And I agree with you, if it was my daughter I would be giving my ""friend"" a talking to at the least.

Am I the only one suddenly reminded of the Sci-Fi Channel mini-series Taken, where Max Headroom starts shacking up with the chick from Blair Witch and delivered the infamous line, ""I''ve been waiting for this since you turned 13?""

"JohnnyMoJo" wrote:

For those of you that think I am a prude because I am somewhat mortified at the thought of a 35 year old dating the daughter of one of his high school friends, allow me to wish a slutty daughter of your own upon you...one that sleeps with one of your peers or co-workers.

I''m sure you wouldn''t mind.

Let her think she''s little Kim, we need dregs of society too.

"Rat Boy" wrote:

""I''ve been waiting for this since you turned 13?""

***falls to the floor shuddering***

"JohnnyMoJo" wrote:

allow me to wish a slutty daughter of your own upon you...one that sleeps with one of your peers or co-workers.

*star trek battle stations noise*

Damn you. What the hell is the matter with you? Thats just wrong.

*starts pricing heavier monkey wrenches at Amazon cuz his daughter will be 18 in 12 short years and Ed will most likely working on his second divorce*

"Mayfield" wrote:

And I agree with you, if it was my daughter I would be giving my ""friend"" a talking to at the least.

Damn straight. I sure as hell would have a little talk with the daughter and a judge an get a TRO in place as well. Did I mention the monkey wrench? Ed''s kind of a big guy.

Sorry, no friend of mine will have sex with my daughter and survive to tell the tale. She''s 16 months old right now, but that particular rule extends out asymptotically to infinity.

Well I can tell you how I would feel about this if it was my daughter.

Our best friends have a little boy that is 1 month older than our daughter (they are 4).

I told my friends sice we are such good friends if your boy ever touches my girl I will just shoot him in the knee caps instead of in the head. I really think I am being extreemly generous.

*starts pricing heavier monkey wrenches at Amazon cuz his daughter will be 18 in 12 short years and Ed will most likely working on his second divorce*

Hmm. Y''know, I''ll be about Edwin''s age by then...

"maladen" wrote:

I really think I am being extreemly generous.

I think so, however, I may be a bit biased in this one.

"Alien Love Gardener" wrote:
*starts pricing heavier monkey wrenches at Amazon cuz his daughter will be 18 in 12 short years and Ed will most likely working on his second divorce*

Hmm. Y''know, I''ll be about Edwin''s age by then...

:twisted:

God Bless the Atlantic Ocean and two sets of mountain ranges.

Sorry, no friend of mine will have sex with my daughter and survive to tell the tale.

See, that''s the great thing about being from the South (or Texas, since some folks don''t like to have us lumped with the South).

If I had a little girl, I could sit on the front porch casually cleaning my shotgun whenever she had a boy coming to pick her up for a date. Basic dog psychology. Get ''em peein'' down their leg and I forget the rest of the (movie) quote, but it was a good one, believe you me.

Maybe that''s just a southern thing, but plenty''s the time I''ve gone to pick up a girl and been subjected to the front porch howdy-do with a gun-cleaning or stick whittling(and not with a little knife, either) dad that wanted to be crystal clear what''d happen if I hurt his little girl.

Actually, looking back, they actually wanted to be only mostly clear. They wanted my mind to do most of the work, and it did.

Not to mention in 12 years, won''t California have fallen into the ocean? So it will be moot?

And God Bless you ColdForged and Maladen...

"duckilama" wrote:

If I had a little girl, I could sit on the front porch casually cleaning my shotgun whenever she had a boy coming to pick her up for a date.

I''ll be sharpening my double broadswords, methinks. I''m sincerely tempted to actually make it a prerequisite that the guy beat me in a no holds barred, UFC-style fight. He knocks me out or makes me submit, he can date my daughter. This idea has much merit.

See, that''s the great thing about being from the South (or Texas, since some folks don''t like to have us lumped with the South).

There''s an old saying in Tennessee "” I know it''s in Texas, probably in Tennessee "” that says, fool me once, shame on "” shame on you. Fool me "” you can''t get fooled again.

Wait, that was not it I meant to say. An armed society is a polite society, yeah that is it. After all you never know who is packing heat.

Here in VA where you can carry concealed weapons or even open carry I think it is always important to keep that in mind.

You don''t think your overprotectionism isn''t going to make any of your daughters go ''slutty''?

I bet you one trait most ''slutty'' girls have in common is overbearing fathers. We have this notion in this country that boys should be able to put their prick in whatever girl they want (when you''re ''that age'') but girls should always be chaste and proper (or rather just your daughters).

People are people are people and they''re going to do what they want. Yes you should try to teach them that their choices in life are going to have ramifications that go beyond what they initially thought but in the end at some point you''ve got to let go. My 19 year old daughter would be able to screw McGoo if she wanted. Love is blind and ageless.

My 17 year old daughter on the other hand...

[quote=""ColdForged""]

"duckilama" wrote:

I''m sincerely tempted to actually make it a prerequisite that the guy beat me in a no holds barred, UFC-style fight. He knocks me out or makes me submit, he can date my daughter. This idea has much merit.

But, do you really want the guy that can whip your arse to be the one to date your daughter...because odds are that dumb SOB probably only knows how to fight and f......, and if he''s done fightin'', keep him from my kids!

Its much better to stick with the imagery concept to allow him to understand the painful torture techniques that I read about in Soldier of Fortune and how they can be applied to the high school boy, and to allow him to understand that there''s a LOT of wilderness in the south to hide a body in...

"Eezy_Bordone" wrote:

You don''t think your overprotectionism isn''t going to make any of your daughters go ''slutty''?

You stop with your logic right there, Mister. I''ll knee-jerk my way right through that sh*te ;).

"CEJ" wrote:
"Alien Love Gardener" wrote:
*starts pricing heavier monkey wrenches at Amazon cuz his daughter will be 18 in 12 short years and Ed will most likely working on his second divorce*

Hmm. Y''know, I''ll be about Edwin''s age by then...

:twisted:

God Bless the Atlantic Ocean and two sets of mountain ranges.

Distance means nothing to the magic powers of The Internet. Just think of John Romero and his Romanian teenager.

"ColdForged" wrote:
"Eezy_Bordone" wrote:

You don''t think your overprotectionism isn''t going to make any of your daughters go ''slutty''?

You stop with your logic right there, Mister. I''ll knee-jerk my way right through that sh*te ;).

Besides this has nothing to do with my little angle but is between me and the scum bag boy.

A healthy does of fear is a great thing for behavior control.

For those of you that think I am a prude because I am somewhat mortified at the thought of a 35 year old dating the daughter of one of his high school friends, allow me to wish a slutty daughter of your own upon you...one that sleeps with one of your peers or co-workers.

If you are a prude then society needs more prudes...

"Alien Love Gardener" wrote:
"CEJ" wrote:
"Alien Love Gardener" wrote:
*starts pricing heavier monkey wrenches at Amazon cuz his daughter will be 18 in 12 short years and Ed will most likely working on his second divorce*

Hmm. Y''know, I''ll be about Edwin''s age by then...

:twisted:

God Bless the Atlantic Ocean and two sets of mountain ranges.

Distance means nothing to the magic powers of The Internet. Just think of John Romero and his Romanian teenager. :wink:

Firewall baby. It''s all about the ASIC based firewall with content filters. Screw the power of the Internet.

That and I''ll fly ColdForge out to talk to you. He''ll want the practice.

Good heavens, the double standard with girls, boys, sex, and slutty sex being bandied about here nearly renders me unconcious.

You should be wishing healthy active sex lives for your daughters, just the same as sons. When those sex lives become active will be primarily determined by your ability to instill good judgment and common sense in your kids during their very early, formative years.

As for Edwin, he clearly needs a spanking.

"slambie" wrote:

Good heavens, the double standard with girls, boys, sex, and slutty sex being bandied about here nearly renders me unconcious.

You should be wishing healthy active sex lives for your daughters, just the same as sons. When those sex lives become active will be primarily determined by your ability to instill good judgment and common sense in your kids during their very early, formative years.

But it''s easier to knee-jerk.

I talk big, but I actually predict that I''ll be one of the most supportive, understanding fathers ever and I''m just... you know... enjoying the fact that I can put that whole process on hold for a few years while today I can watch her learn to use a spoon. So, LET ME LIVE IN MY FANTASY WORLD YOU HEARTLESS sh*tS!!!

My point is that these girls that Edwin is seeing are both 19+, granted one is in high school but at 19 she is choosing to be there.

If the child is a minor, it''s a whole other bag and there are laws in your favor. Washington State statuatory rape law is the two have to be within 60 months of age to be ''consenting adults'' at 16. So if the one is 23 and the other 16, call the damn cops, if one of them is =<15 call the cops. Since many of these laws haven''t been changed since people in this country were expected to be married by 16 odds are your states are similiar.

At 18 though I''m only supporting my children if they are continuing their school and passing otherwise, welcome to the real world dears.

Slambie just stop it right there with all that crazy talk!!

Now we know you and Mr Slambie like to celebrate in the kitchen but my daughter is an angel and plays with dolls.

Of course she did come home from school the other day telling me how she was playing the ""kissing game"" with the boys.

Curse you all with your dose of reality!

p.s. Can I get a spanking too?

there''s a LOT of wilderness in the south to hide a body in...

Hell, down here, there''s lots of places you don''t NEED to hide the body. Friends with a pack of Chows(sp?), the nearest alligator-infested swamp, etc.

And I don''t have the double standard. I didn''t have sex until I was 18. I hope my boy waits until he is at least as mature as I was, which isn''t much, but definitely moreso than when I was 16. And a male slut is just as bad as a female slut. The difference is, the guys are not as biologically .... tethered to the repercussions their actions can cause.

And to follow a separate theme....

Oooh! A spanking, a spanking! And then, the oral sex!