Who should I marry?

Funny how my brother, who''s name is Andre, and is a sports injury doctor, said the same exact quote word for word.

My friend Dr Dre said it best, ""You can''t make a ho a housewife.""

Wasn''t that Ludacris?

Oh, and where''s the imagery?

The father would normally be mad but I''ve known him for quite a few years.

Because you went to high school together?

Sadly yes.

Oh God...

I was kidding. Please tell me you aren''t banging the daughter of someone you went to high school with....

Ok, I wont.

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"Lester_King" wrote:
My friend Dr Dre said it best, ""You can''t make a ho a housewife.""

Wasn''t that Ludacris?

Oh, and where''s the imagery?

Chronic 2001 album track 19. I was going to host it on my site and offer it up for DL but didn''t want to swamp out my cable modem.

"JohnnyMoJo" wrote:
The father would normally be mad but I''ve known him for quite a few years.

Because you went to high school together?

Sadly yes.

Oh God...

I was kidding. Please tell me you aren''t banging the daughter of someone you went to high school with....

Uh oh, Johnny''s conservative mind-set is overloading from all the liberalism. Take cover!

I was thinking the same exact thing Rat Boy.

"Edwin" wrote:
"JohnnyMoJo" wrote:
The father would normally be mad but I''ve known him for quite a few years.

Because you went to high school together?

Sadly yes.

<Insert cheesey Soap Opera music here>

*GASP!*

</Insert cheesey Soap Opera music here>

Unfreakin'' belivable. Though, I''d still smack you upside the head with a monkey wrench if it was my daughter.

My choice remains: sh*t from a bull.

<Insert cheesey Soap Opera music here>

*GASP!*

</Insert cheesey Soap Opera music here>

I think it was said better earlier in the thread--

*Bam Chica Bow Wow*

/porn music

"karmajay" wrote:
<Insert cheesey Soap Opera music here>

*GASP!*

</Insert cheesey Soap Opera music here>

I think it was said better earlier in the thread--

*Bam Chica Bow Wow*

/porn music

I consider myself properly corrected. Thank you.

In my presently inebriated state, I''d say pull one of those comedic things and marry both in different states, jetting back and forth between homes to try and maintain a dual but seperate marriages. Hell, if it worked for one of my ancestors, it can work for you.

Edit: And I picked Brandi, since a.) she''s closer to my age (no offense, but 35 v. my age is treading into Demi and Ashton territory), b.) the chances of you outliving and having to bury her are minimized, and c.) I knew for a fact hardly anyone would go that way.

"Edwin" wrote:

Ok, I wont.

Man, this has gone from a thread of the surreal, to a thread from ""all my chillun''"" really, really quick.

It can be both. Hell, it is both right now. All I know is i''ve got the willies.

"Rat Boy" wrote:

Uh oh, Johnny''s conservative mind-set is overloading from all the liberalism. Take cover!

You''ve managed to slight both conservatives AND liberals in a single sentence!

I commend you.

To Edwin: I don''t consider this a moral issue, it''s more a practical issue. An 18 year old girl simply should not be in a relationship with a 35 year old man. At 18, people are still becoming who they will be for the rest of their lives. Why do you think so few high-school [or even college] relationships turn into marriages? You know all those lovey-dovey, so-in-love-I-want-to-puke couples you saw when you were under 25? Well, less than 5% [and that''s optomistic] are still together. If you choose the younger of the two you''ll not only be screwing yourself over, because it won''t last, you''ll also be screwing HER over. On the more theoretical side of things, you''re robbing her of the emotional growth that comes from dating similarly emotionally innept people. And more practically, marriage is a big step. At 18 people should be free to do whatever they want with their life. How free to explore her life do you think she will feel when a large portion of it is unchangable? Are you willing to move to another city, state, country if that''s what''s best for her? Don''t limit her by tying her to you when you''re not even completely sure you want her.

Edwin, you''re my hero.

"JohnnyMoJo" wrote:
The father would normally be mad but I''ve known him for quite a few years.

Because you went to high school together?

Sadly yes.

Oh God...

I was kidding. Please tell me you aren''t banging the daughter of someone you went to high school with....

That''s just... just... quoi?!

Je ne peux pas croire...

Wow... That''s just crazy. Dude.

I mean... DUDE. I''m trying to imagine me having a daughter and being totally cool with one of my friends back from high school in an intimate relationship with her and... wow... that''s just a little too odd for me.

You guys must have one hell of a friendship.

I guess I have to stick with my original post on this, though I''m hoping that with you and her dad being friends, maybe it''s not messing her up as much as it would otherwise...

OT: Rantage - Hows your kid doing? Growing big? I havent had the chance to talk to you or the old clan in a looong time.

"Edwin" wrote:

I havent had the chance to talk to you or the old clan in a looong time.

How could you; you''ve been busy

I think he understands.

OT: Rantage - Hows your kid doing? Growing big?

His kid wouldn''t happen to be female, would it?

"1Dgaf" wrote:

His kid wouldn''t happen to be female, would it?

GREAT point, 1Dgaf, he might be farming here.

"Edwin" wrote:

OT: Rantage - Hows your kid doing? Growing big? I havent had the chance to talk to you or the old clan in a looong time.

Quick lock up the children nd get the gun!

oh my god. This sounds almost like a Woody Allen thing here....least you didn`t adopt her... right? Please tell me you didn`t adopt her.

Where the F are the pictures, Ed? How can I be expected to decide who you should spend the rest of your life with if I don''t know how big their hoo-hoos are?

I thought you wanted an educated decision? The nerve of some people...

"1Dgaf" wrote:
The last time someone on this board forecast a ""two chicks at the same time"" situation, he ended up eating tacos outside of a church with them.

Is ''taco'' a euphemism?

He did not mention the taco''s containing ""fish"" did he?

Sorry I could not resist..

Being 6''6.5"" i was always active and still am in many sports (Baseball, bastketball, football, volleyball, soccer, power lifting, and etc).

It must be that extra half an inch that gives you the additional mojo.

How much longer are you all going to cater to this bunk? Look at what you have:

1. 35-year-old with 19-year-old roommate. How many of those do you know?
2. Roommates who know about a shared boyfriend and don''t care. How many of those do you know?
3. 19-year-old high school seniors. How many of those do you know?
4. Friend-from-high-school-dad who would have been 17 when his daughter was born, give or take a few years. How many of those do you know?

None of these things are impossible, but all of them in one life is very unlikely. Even though this is Miami, and from watching Nip/Tuck I can safely say that lots of funk goes down in Miami.

I think it is much more likely that this is an experment among Edwin and his friends to find out how gullible people on the Internet can be, and that in the end this really is about the Sims 2.

I think it is much more likely that this is an experment among Edwin and his friends to find out how gullible people on the Internet can be, and that in the end this really is about the Sims 2.

I think it is too. I''ve reasons to think so besides those above. However that''s not the point. What is the point? That we can dream. That, since time immemorial, humans have gazed towards the stars and wondered... Wondered what it would be like to have a choice of rumpo-starved birds that would cater to one''s every sexual whim and, more importantly, wouldn''t mind you dressing as astronaut as they did.

2. Roommates who know about a shared boyfriend and don''t care. How many of those do you know?

I''ve seen this before. Depends on the crowd you hang with.

4. Friend-from-high-school-dad who would have been 17 when his daughter was born, give or take a few years. How many of those do you know?

One, but from the other direction. At a job I had, my co-worker''s Dad and Mom were 16 years older than he was. He turned out fine, too.

I''m thinking The Sims 2 and an interesting experiment in the dog-ness of the Internet. ""On the Internet, no one knows you''re a dog"".

Edwin, I must interject from, sadly, my own experience for a moment - namely:

A) I married someone much younger once (she was 20, zero % body fat!), now my super kids live with her in TN, while I pine away in Canada.

B) After divorce, I dated the 21-40 year old age group.
People would ask what I saw in the 21 year old...D''OH! the body/sex/fun/etc...then they told me it would never work, we didn''t have enough in common (yeah...as if marriage was on my mind was my response...) The 25 was almost the same...was working the career, but my friend, once you pass that 35 plateau, it gets OLD real quick going out until 3 am, home for sex, get up at 5:30, go to work for 10+ hours, rinse, repeat.... And when you tire out, her friends will not...its a zero sum game that you cannot win.

C) Dude, I have friends from high school, and if one of them slept with my daughter, I can guarantee my trial would be on the docket right after they finish the Peterson trial...I mean come on...its your daughter... So unless you have money coming out the wazoo, and that is an important factor to your friend (I''m only saying IF...), then I would run...do not walk, nor shalt thou count to 5 nor pass Go...RUN away from Brandi...

-- In summation, from experience, I chose the one close to my age (she was 35) - of course, she may be a little psycho based on the ''excellence in bed'' theory from this thread...but what the hell...you only live once... So...if you want a groovy shag...go with the young one...if you really want a relationship, go with the older one - because if kids may be in the picture...you have 0.00013% chance of making it to their high school graduation married (so that you can look around at some of his/her male friends and think one of them may be sleeping with your grandkids one day...OUCH! sorry man...trust me...i know where you be comin'' from...)

...or pick the Massachusetts/Utah/Eastern European choice that I think we all feel is a natural choice!

so I abstained from voting until I know your true intentions grasshopper?