Who should I marry?

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I just realized I am getting old. So it is time to repopulate by doing dirty deeds in Certis's kitchen. But I am in a pickle of a jam here. Who do I marry? So I turn to you, the intellectual community for which I depend upon for laughter, comrades in arm, shields to duck behind when someone is shooting at me and so forth. To keep this desicion based on personality I will not post a picture of either candiate till after the voting is done.

Brandi-
Young, energitc, and likes to play around. Likes fashion, some sports, and dislikes politics. Still in high school. Did the nasty tango 6 times in a row in the hot tub then once more upstairs.

Mellisa-
Same age as me, and shares all common interests with me other than cooking. Likes sports, politics, money, and more. Only woman to do the rocking chacha in a changing booth in public with me. Three times. In a row. Is well established in her career.

Keep in mind both women are infatuated with me and I am with them but the time to play games has finished and I must choose one. As mean as this is going to sound it is alot like surviver. Who gets to stay with me on Edwin's love island and who gets to swim across the street to some ben and jerrys?

Discuss.

Edit: Forgot to mention both of these girls are room mates.

Dude, still in highschool? Unless you''re like 19, WTF ARE YOU DOING??!!

And here is my answer: if you don''t know, you''re not ready.

I vote they dump you and make out with each other in front of a web cam.

if you don''t know, you''re not ready.

That too.

Your time to play games may have ""finished"" but Brandi''s is just starting.
If you''re not joking about her being in high school, then this is going to be a marriage blessed by the most renowned demons from hell.

Its official. The Sims 2 has sucked Edwin in. Call for help.

This has nothing to do with the Sims. I spent all day Sunday doing math homework. Ask Optimistic if you need a witness. This is the real deal.

C: Angelina Jolie

Alright, that''s my personal choice for me, but what''s good for me is good enough for you, right?

Seriously, let me paraphrase LG''s statement and say that if you have to ask us, people you hardly know on the Internet, who of two people you should marry without knowing the answer for yourself, then you are definately not ready for marriage, let alone any form of serious relationship with either of them.

But, having read their descriptions, let me add: giggitty giggitty giggitty! There, that old man act was making my skin crawl.

*mod edit* - Not even close to how we expect people to act on this forum.

"crozzilla" wrote:

dude your f-ed up and a lying loser, if this were a true story you wouldnt be bragging about it on a an internet web site. I think its funny that people are making fun of you for you telling a story you thought people would be envious of. ha, i suddenly feel much better about myself as a person.

Dude... don''t be an asshat. No one wants that around here.

That said, I''d say the second girl is probably better for a long term relationship... but I wouldn''t rush into getting married unless you were absolutely positive about the girl. Just my two cents.

I agree Demo this kind of stuff is not tolerated around here at all, seeing as it is your second post here I am going to highly suggest you check out the rules for posting because you won''t last long with that kind of attitude.

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DON''T GET MARRIED

Don''t buy the cow if you can get the milk for free. Don''t get married unless you are 40 and are looking to settle down. If that''s the case, then forget about girl #1. Also, do they know that you are doing them both? If so, then do them together. The webcam idea is a good one too.

I''d say the second girl, assuming she''s compairably attractive.
However, I''d also say that you want her more anyway, since you gave her a much more favorable write-up. :p
In my experience the really ''freaky'' women tend to be the monsters hiding behind pleasant faces, though. As others said above, don''t rush into anything. Hell, if you haven''t even been dating either of them exclusively, don''t even THINK about marriage.

Still, is there any particular reason you''d come to the internet of all places for this kind of advice? How ''bout an RL buddy who actually knows these girls? And if they''re room-mates, do they know about each other? If not, I say don''t get attached to either, because it will blow up eventually.

a) How old are you?

b) This is the worst reality TV show ever.

c) Melissa. If Brandi''s going 6 times in a row, imagine what she''ll do at her sexual peak? She''ll look for someone else for the other 5 times. Go with what''s most likely to be satified with you.

So you''re ""seriously"" dating these two girls that are roommates? Do you think that either of them expect you to drop the other one? Maybe they like the situation as it is?

I came here as a suppliment to what all the advice my buddies in real life will give me. So believe me this is not the only place I seek opinions.

a) 35

b) If only that were true, if only.

c) Thanks, I''ll take it into consideration.

You''re thirty-five and she''s in high-school?

I''ll see your and raise you a

I say you are now my F-ing hero.

Wait, I think I''ve seen this set-up before. Cue the cheesey elevator music and dubbed over moans in 5...4...3...2...1...

I shall make my decision Monday night with pictures of the two.

I''d marry the high school chick...simply because she''s almost 20 years younger than you..

She''ll probably drive you batty with her conversation and drive you slowly insane...but the sex should be pretty damn good.

Check out their mothers. Truest words EVER FRIGGEN SPOKEN, man. In 20 years, that''s what you''ll have. Swear to God, its true.

"Rat Boy" wrote:

Wait, I think I''ve seen this set-up before. Cue the cheesey elevator music and dubbed over moans in 5...4...3...2...1...

...? Please expand.

"SwampYankee" wrote:

Check out their mothers. Truest words EVER FRIGGEN SPOKEN, man. In 20 years, that''s what you''ll have. Swear to God, its true.

This is pretty much the truth.

In 20 years, that''s what you''ll have.

I must nod slowly in agreement with Swampy and Eezy. As for me, I''d pick Mellisa but I''m all about the brainy intellectual types.

I say, marry our Mex. Yep, him.

This is all very maddening.

But on the topic, the high school will drive you insane in short order. That or she will be looking for someone younger later on. I could be wrong.

I have a question or two. Why is a girl in high school roomates with someone who is 35? WTF is wrong with the high school girls parents? WTF is wrong with you? Most high school girls wouldn''t be legal for you... please tell me the girl is at least a senior. I for one would very much like optimistic to post and say this isn''t a weird joke.

"Karrde" wrote:

I have a question or two. Why is a girl in high school roomates with someone who is 35? WTF is wrong with the high school girls parents? WTF is wrong with you? Most high school girls wouldn''t be legal for you... please tell me the girl is at least a senior. I for one would very much like optimistic to post and say this isn''t a weird joke.

Her parents are working abroad. From what she has told me her dad works on a offshore oil rig, apparently the hazard pay is quite good. The mom I have no idea about as she has spoken very little about her. As for whats wrong with me, no idea. She is a senior.

This entire situation is beyond my comprehension. Assuming this is real and you really want advice, I say consult your local minister before making your choice.

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