Steam Summer Sale 2012 Gift-All

JohnKillo wrote:
DeThroned wrote:
JohnKillo wrote:

Nobody gave me any magical ponies...

You've been a member for 5 days. Gotta work your way up by proving you didn't join this forum just to get free crap. Even if it is ponies

Well... it was a joke. Sorry...

It was no joke for me. I played the long con for free crap, three years as a member—pretending to "contribute to discussions" and "make friends"—and it finally paid off! See you later, suckers!

Gravey wrote:
JohnKillo wrote:
DeThroned wrote:
JohnKillo wrote:

Nobody gave me any magical ponies...

You've been a member for 5 days. Gotta work your way up by proving you didn't join this forum just to get free crap. Even if it is ponies

Well... it was a joke. Sorry...

It was no joke for me. I played the long con for free crap, three years as a member—pretending to "contribute to discussions" and "make friends"—and it finally paid off! See you later, suckers!

Ever seen Episode 4 of the Key & Peele show? See the Bank Robbery skit.

Gravey wrote:
JohnKillo wrote:
DeThroned wrote:
JohnKillo wrote:

Nobody gave me any magical ponies...

You've been a member for 5 days. Gotta work your way up by proving you didn't join this forum just to get free crap. Even if it is ponies

Well... it was a joke. Sorry...

It was no joke for me. I played the long con for free crap, three years as a member—pretending to "contribute to discussions" and "make friends"—and it finally paid off! See you later, suckers!

It must be a joke though. Did anyone actually want that game?

Citizen86 wrote:
Gravey wrote:
JohnKillo wrote:
DeThroned wrote:
JohnKillo wrote:

Nobody gave me any magical ponies...

You've been a member for 5 days. Gotta work your way up by proving you didn't join this forum just to get free crap. Even if it is ponies

Well... it was a joke. Sorry...

It was no joke for me. I played the long con for free crap, three years as a member—pretending to "contribute to discussions" and "make friends"—and it finally paid off! See you later, suckers!

It must be a joke though. Did anyone actually want that game?

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GD, Q Stone.

GD.

That is disturbing.

You, Sir, are hardcore.

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Time to pay the Butcher's bill.

Bought for myself:
Tropico 4 DLC (junta, Plantador, Modern Times, quick Dry cement)
GalCiv 2
The Walking Dead
Mafia 2
Space Marine

Gifts Given:
Spacechem x2
Cthulhu saves the world / breath of death
Cubemen x2
Sequence
Binding of Isaac x8
Blood Bowl Legendary edition
Crusader Kings 2 Sword of Islam
Delve Deeper x2
Pixel Junk Eden x3
Plants vs Zombies
Bunch of Heroes
Frozen Synapse Red x2
Syberia 2
Super Meatboy
Magicka x2
Hitman
Prince of Persia
Kohan
Dear Esther x9
Lume

Gifts Recieved:
LA Noire - Grubber
Bit Trip Runner - m0nk3yboy
From Dust - Laars
Toy Soldiers - Stengah
Pixel Junk Eden - Manach
Guardians of Graxia - Eldon of Azure
Total War: Shogun - PKsebben
Dangerous High School Girls in Trouble - Lobster Mobster
Tropico 4 - tboon
Borderlands - McDonis
Kings Crusade - Ahrezmahdi
Eschalon Book 1 - Maddoc
Stacking - Krev
Batman Arkham City - PKsebben
Space Ranger 2 Reboot - Momgamer
Stalker: Call of Priyapet - Lobster Mobster
Victoria 2 - Archangel
Pirates - Peedmyself
Krater - Lucky Wilbury
Alan Wake - Burnt Toast
Gangstas in Space - Obirano
Jagged Alliance: Back in Action - Niseg

You gys are amazing and I'll be back gifting at the Christmas sale, but seriously the Pile, she is huge, so I don't expect any gifts, just pay it forward.

Highlight of the sale?
Getting through it Ponycorn free

Hmm... I still have 4 un-redeemed gifts in my inventory. Funny thing is, I was thanked for 2 of them, and yelled at for another one (PONIES! :-D). Weird.

Look, I just want to know what the secret is, okay? WHAT IS THE SECRET OF THE MAGIC CRYSTALS??

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Look, I just want to know what the secret is, okay? WHAT IS THE SECRET OF THE MAGIC CRYSTALS??

You .. .uh.. you really want to know huh? The secret is.... THE CRYSTALS ARE PEOPLE!

sr_malo wrote:

Really, does anybody not own a copy of Bastion? I've got a copy that needs a home.

Friend me & PM me. I'd like to give it away today.

I just want to say that 44 out of my 58 friends own Bastion. That's 76%. More than three quarters of all my friends on Steam own this game.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Look, I just want to know what the secret is, okay? WHAT IS THE SECRET OF THE MAGIC CRYSTALS??

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Secret is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue crystal, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red crystal, you stay in Ponycornland, and you'll find out how deep the rabbit hole goes.

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maverickz wrote:
sr_malo wrote:

Really, does anybody not own a copy of Bastion? I've got a copy that needs a home.

Friend me & PM me. I'd like to give it away today.

I just want to say that 44 out of my 58 friends own Bastion. That's 76%. More than three quarters of all my friends on Steam own this game.

And those that don't own it on Steam (like me) probably own it on XBL (like me).

Bastion is the new HL Ep1.

maverickz wrote:
Gravey wrote:
JohnKillo wrote:
DeThroned wrote:
JohnKillo wrote:

Nobody gave me any magical ponies...

You've been a member for 5 days. Gotta work your way up by proving you didn't join this forum just to get free crap. Even if it is ponies

Well... it was a joke. Sorry...

It was no joke for me. I played the long con for free crap, three years as a member—pretending to "contribute to discussions" and "make friends"—and it finally paid off! See you later, suckers!

Ever seen Episode 4 of the Key & Peele show? See the Bank Robbery skit.

Now I have. Kanye the Giant was also awesome.

The Steam Sale Game is over? Does this mean I must now go play ... actual games?

StaggerLee wrote:

The Steam Sale Game is over? Does this mean I must now go play ... actual games?

shhhhhhh... this is never spoken of.

StaggerLee wrote:

The Steam Sale Game is over? Does this mean I must now go play ... actual games?

Do what now?

Damage time, eh? Thanks to an exceptionally small number in the bank, coupled with a rather large pile, I didn't buy much for myself. Sadly, that teeny number also meant I couldn't buy anything for other folks. I think I dislike that part more. So, the damage:

For me: Bard's Tale
For other folk: naught
Received: naught
Seeing this thread blow the hell up with gifts: priceless

Thanks to tagg for SotMC. I should get caught up on some reading though.

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You're missing out on a lot of wisdom in that thread.

peedmyself wrote:

You're missing out on a lot of ponycorn in that thread.

FTFY

Vega wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Look, I just want to know what the secret is, okay? WHAT IS THE SECRET OF THE MAGIC CRYSTALS??

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Secret is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue crystal, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red crystal, you stay in Ponycornland, and you'll find out how deep the pony hole goes.

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FTFY. Rabbits are for sissies.

TheHipGamer wrote:
Vega wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Look, I just want to know what the secret is, okay? WHAT IS THE SECRET OF THE MAGIC CRYSTALS??

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Secret is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue crystal, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red crystal, you stay in Ponycornland, and you'll find out how deep the pony hole goes.

IMAGE(http://oak.ucc.nau.edu/mo2/Images/morpheus.jpg)

FTFY. Rabbits are for sissies.

Changing Rabbit to Pony in that sentence totally changes the context for it in a very, VERY disturbing way.

Purchased: $92.61
Dungeons
SRIII: Gangstas In Space DLC
SRIII: The Trouble With Clones DLC
Dead Island
The Longest Journey
Crysis 2 ME
FEAR 3
RAGE
Batman Arkham City
L.A. Noire
Alan Wake Bundle
Binding of Isaac: WotL
Saints Row III
Legend of Grimrock

Gifted: $14.96
FarCry 2
Fallout 3 GOTY
SotMC
Metro 2033
The Binding of Isaac

Received:
Krater - Katy
Secret of the Magic Crystals - m0nkeyb0y
Dear Esther - Prozac

StaggerLee wrote:

The Steam Sale Game is over? Does this mean I must now go play ... actual games?

Wait... play? We're supposed to play these? I thought the whole intent was just to put them in the pile and admire them!

This changes EVERYTHING!

Seems I've been Tagged....

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I thought I made it through unscathed....

Thurgrim wrote:
TheHipGamer wrote:
Vega wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Look, I just want to know what the secret is, okay? WHAT IS THE SECRET OF THE MAGIC CRYSTALS??

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Secret is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue crystal, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red crystal, you stay in Ponycornland, and you'll find out how deep the pony hole goes.

IMAGE(http://oak.ucc.nau.edu/mo2/Images/morpheus.jpg)

FTFY. Rabbits are for sissies.

Changing Rabbit to Pony in that sentence totally changes the context for it in a very, VERY disturbing way.

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maverickz wrote:
sr_malo wrote:

Really, does anybody not own a copy of Bastion? I've got a copy that needs a home.

Friend me & PM me. I'd like to give it away today.

I just want to say that 44 out of my 58 friends own Bastion. That's 76%. More than three quarters of all my friends on Steam own this game.

maverickz wrote:
sr_malo wrote:

Really, does anybody not own a copy of Bastion? I've got a copy that needs a home.

Friend me & PM me. I'd like to give it away today.

I just want to say that 44 out of my 58 friends own Bastion. That's 76%. More than three quarters of all my friends on Steam own this game.

Most of my friends own it too. I was checking profiles to see if I could leave someplace & quietly sneak away.
Luckily, ClockworkHouse was available to adopt it. I'm sure Bastion has a good home now.

RoughneckGeek wrote:

Um... thanks BullionCube for your ponycorn gift... my one and only Steam gift ever. :P

RNG was VERY mad at me for giving BullionCube this idea.