Every age has a hero. Not every age has a Homer. We do have a Homer, but he's a cartoon character, so that doesn't count.
So how do we document the hero of our own age? Right here, people.
Some claim that he is an A.I., gone mad with power.
Some claim that he's Canada's revenge for the Kardashians.
Some claim he's a viral marketing campaign by Kodak.
All we know, is that he's Strangeblades.