Bloodrayne 2 And Playboy

From The Official Website (Via EA).

Rayne Makes Her PlayBoy Debut

If you felt teased by her sexy Girls of Gaming cover, then this new feature art is going to blow your mind! Rayne is 100% topless and smokin' hot in the October issue of Playboy magazine. This is a first in videogame history and trust us when we say that Rayne does not disappoint. The magazine hits newsstands in early September so here's a great excuse to get a copy!

Oh holy hell.

BloodRayne 2 Play Cover & Feature Story

The September issue of Play Magazine features Rayne on the cover and a sweet 8 page cover story inside that includes interviews, new screens, previously unreleased character art and a whole lot more. Pick it up on your newsstand today!

Moreover...

BloodRayne Rocks (Literally) in MTV2 Video Mods

Tune into MTV2 on September 18th at 9:30 PM EST and 6:30 PM PST to catch Rayne and other BloodRayne 2 characters in their music video debut. Rayne and crew give a stunning lip synced performance to Evanescence's hit "Everybody's Fool." Read the full press release right here and download an exclusive :30 clip of the video in our Downloads section. We couldn't include audio but we can give you a taste of things to come. Don't miss the debut!

I really shouldn't be surprised by this, the way they've been blitzing Bloodrayne 2 already, but seriously. Jesus.

Giggty, giggty, gig-guh-ty.

I like how the ""oo"" in the ""Bloodrayne"" logo looks like boobs.

/If it were real...

So we all agree that this is sad and pathetic right? Guys?

"Sanjuro" wrote:

So we all agree that this is sad and pathetic right? Guys?

I''m sorry, were you saying something? I was distracted by the boobies.

So we all agree that this is sad and pathetic right? Guys?

Yea I agree.

Terminatrix as BloodRayne. Oh, Kristanna. Why don''t you want a career?

And shame on you, Ben Kingsley, slumming in such a cheap, whorish grab for money.

I played and liked the game. This movie business though...*shakes head*

Karla

Wait, WHO is in playboy? The CGI model, or the terminator chick AS bloodrayne?

And shame on you, Ben Kingsley, slumming in such a cheap, whorish grab for money.

And my the slumming he''s been doing!

So we all agree that this is sad and pathetic right? Guys?

This from the guy who digs the cheerleaders in ESPN 2K5.

The real travesty of this news is the Music Video part. As if there wasn''t enough crap on MTV... That and the fact that Kingsley is going down the Anthony Hopkins Money-Whore road.

Make a thread when she''s in Hustler, for Christ''s sake. Playboy is Maxim with tits.

"MikeTheDad" wrote:

Make a thread when she''s in Hustler, for Christ''s sake. Playboy is Maxim with tits.

That''s redundant. You mean with Nipples.

I think it will be the CGI character. This whole thing''s so lamentable it almost made me want to vomit.

Oooh! Oooh!

Nekked ladies.

Or sad cry for help from a dying girlie mag.

I mean really, this is kida pathetic.

Lars

"Prederick" wrote:
"MikeTheDad" wrote:

Make a thread when she''s in Hustler, for Christ''s sake. Playboy is Maxim with tits.

That''s redundant. You mean with Nipples.

That''s still redundant. You mean with Yahoo! Zones.

Come on! So much over-reaction. A B-grade game goes a B-grade movie. Big deal.

(Besides, come the day when the ""pix0rz"" are out, you buncha hypocrites will be ogling all over them, anyway.)

I love my subscription to Playboy and while it''s sad to see that, yes, they are becoming more like Maxim everday their articles still rule.

I think this is a natural, inevitable extension of the plastic surgery culture prominent, at least in the neighborhoods I''ve lived in, in America.

Seriously, if ""plastic people"" are the ideal, this is inevitable. And fret not, MikeTheDad, Bob and Larry will both follow suit.

"Reaper81" wrote:
And shame on you, Ben Kingsley, slumming in such a cheap, whorish grab for money.

And my the slumming he''s been doing!

Ben is oh the Micheal Caine ""I-Never-Saw-A-Check-I-Didn''t-Like"" school of acting.

Check his credits; Species, AI, Sneakers, Thunderbirds, Bugsy, etc....

"Rat Boy" wrote:
"Prederick" wrote:
"MikeTheDad" wrote:

Make a thread when she''s in Hustler, for Christ''s sake. Playboy is Maxim with tits.

That''s redundant. You mean with Nipples.

That''s still redundant. You mean with Yahoo! Zones.

I''ve never seen any nipples in Maxim.

The first game wasn''t that good. Why does it get so much promotion?

The first game wasn''t that good. Why does it get so much promotion?

I get the feeling they think they have the tits and gore market cornered for this Christmas so they''re going all out.

"Certis" wrote:
The first game wasn''t that good. Why does it get so much promotion?

I get the feeling they think they have the tits and gore market cornered for this Christmas so they''re going all out.

And thongs, too.

Rayne''s Got Friends Apparently

Remember way back in the day when Playboy published Ray Bradbury''s stuff and could be read as a periodical that also had naked titties?

Either way, Mileena, of Mortal Kombat fame, Nina, from Tekken, and others will be in the issue.

Here''s a quote that caught me...

""Majesco (MJSH.OB: Research, Estimates) thought it was all in good fun. The game''s coming out that month and it''s perfect timing,"" said Laura Heeb, a spokesperson for the ""Bloodrayne"" publisher. ""BloodRayne is a very viable franchise now. It has definitely made the step up to a full-fledged video game franchise. The Playboy thing is nothing more than just another cool thing we can do with this franchise.""

They made one, count em'', one mediocre hack-n-slash title. One. And Uwe Boll''s going to make a f*ck-sh*tty movie about it. Metal Gear this ain''t.

"Sanjuro" wrote:

So we all agree that this is sad and pathetic right? Guys?

Yes. I''d try to come up with some witty remark about how ""it could only be more sad and pathetic if . . . "", but nothing comes to mind.

*sigh*

Coming 2006, Virtual Playboy! Ogle all your favorite computer game characters in stunning 3D nudity! Whoo!

I''m sure Japan will do it first. Hell, i''m surprised they haven''t unveiled Dead or Alive: XXX Lesbian Fight Edition.

Oh wait....

"Prederick" wrote:

I''m sure Japan will do it first. Hell, i''m surprised they haven''t unveiled Dead or Alive: XXX Lesbian Fight Edition.

Oh wait....

That game is for real?

"Paladin" wrote:
"Sanjuro" wrote:

So we all agree that this is sad and pathetic right? Guys?

Yes. I''d try to come up with some witty remark about how ""it could only be more sad and pathetic if . . . "", but nothing comes to mind.

*sigh*

I think it''s all right. I mean, there''s no difference between staring at modelled boobs and at real boobs if they''re both in a magazine. As long as they are close to the real thing, it''s just an image. It''s not like you''re going to get personal with the playmate anytime soon anyway...

/I''d zero-and-one it

"Mex" wrote:

/I''d zero-and-one it

This is how geeks mate ladies and germs.

Ok, I have no real opinion about this. But I can comment on the pics our dear doctor linked:

Pic1 - Ummmmmmmmm. Scary!

Pic2 - Hellooooo! Seriously now. If women like this stared at me like that all day long I could see myself being a lot happier.

Sorry, what were we discussing again?