Vat meat - almost there!

Katy wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:

If we can make vat-brains, we will finally all be safe from the zombie apocalypse.

Unless a zombie gets into the vat-meat factory and falls into the input. Suddenly, anyone who eats at McTasty Burger will be infected!

You know this will happen. People are always falling into things. In the future there will be only two kinds of people. Vat-zombies and Soon-to-be Vat-zombies.

Also, there will no longer be race or ethicity..so you can go ahead and close that thread.

You tell everybody. Listen to me, Goodjers. You've gotta tell them! Vat meat is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!

Rezzy wrote:

Like most things... nothing will cum of this unless the Porn Industry gets involved.

Fixed.

Hot Dogs!

I'd eat it.

But I'm about the worst person to use as a yardstick for acceptability of bizarre foods. The weirder, the deliciouser!

Jonman wrote:

I'd eat it.

But I'm about the worst person to use as a yardstick for acceptability of bizarre foods. The weirder, the deliciouser!

I'm excited by the opportunity to finally have panda steaks and black rhino burgers.

Kraint wrote:
Jonman wrote:

I'd eat it.

But I'm about the worst person to use as a yardstick for acceptability of bizarre foods. The weirder, the deliciouser!

I'm excited by the opportunity to finally have panda steaks and black rhino burgers.

What about vat-grown human meat? Is it still cannibalism?

Why draw the line at boring old vat cow? I'm sure we could cook up some extinct New Zealand greyling, Dodo bird, or all manner of obscure specialty meats.

Paleocon wrote:

Why draw the line at boring old vat cow? I'm sure we could cook up some extinct New Zealand greyling, Dodo bird, or all manner of obscure specialty meats.

VAT cat, VAT dog....

Or...VAT human.......? YEAH, I said it.

The young ones are oh so tender!

Sheesh...I'd rather eat mulch.

Vat zombie.

Now who's the delicious one?

Paleocon wrote:

Why draw the line at boring old vat cow? I'm sure we could cook up some extinct New Zealand greyling, Dodo bird, or all manner of obscure specialty meats.

Reminds me of the Transmetropolitan series, where the streets are littered with food stalls selling everything from curried seal eyes to grilled human steaks. Vive le future!
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who is funding this research? if it's not Tyson and their cronies, i foresee phenomenal pressure from the slaughter industry lobbyists to ban this.

Seth wrote:

who is funding this research? if it's not Tyson and their cronies, i foresee phenomenal pressure from the slaughter industry lobbyists to ban this.

While I think they'll try it, I think the better investment is in advertising. A few good television spots would probably kill it dead.

If Taco Bell swaps vat meat for what they currently call 'ground beef' -its more ground than beef- there will be a few headlines. Then as people see their tacos are 5 cents cheaper and taste better they'll shut up, lower their heads, and keep eating.

LobsterMobster wrote:
Seth wrote:

who is funding this research? if it's not Tyson and their cronies, i foresee phenomenal pressure from the slaughter industry lobbyists to ban this.

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There is not enough naturally-occurring meat in the world to satisfy this man.

It's 100% synthetic human ear meat.

LobsterMobster wrote:
Seth wrote:

who is funding this research? if it's not Tyson and their cronies, i foresee phenomenal pressure from the slaughter industry lobbyists to ban this.

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There is not enough naturally-occurring meat in the world to satisfy this man.

In particular, EAR meat.

Seth wrote:

who is funding this research? if it's not Tyson and their cronies, i foresee phenomenal pressure from the slaughter industry lobbyists to ban this.

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There is not enough naturally-occurring meat in the world to satisfy this man.

I think there'll always be a solid market for natural meat. Lots of people are going to resist eat vat-grown meat, and if people can swear that brown eggs taste different than white eggs (they're whole grain?), they can swear that natural meat tastes better than vat meat. It's kind of like how you can buy Taco Bell soy-beef grounds, hamburger, angus hamburger, steak, or a Kobe steak.

That's why they started growing human ears on the backs of rats!

Not gonna post a picture of that.

LobsterMobster wrote:

That's why they started growing human ears on the backs of rats!

Not gonna post a picture of that.

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Mmm... Mike is hungry.

LobsterMobster wrote:

I think there'll always be a solid market for natural meat. Lots of people are going to resist eat vat-grown meat, and if people can swear that brown eggs taste different than white eggs (they're whole grain?), they can swear that natural meat tastes better than vat meat. It's kind of like how you can buy Taco Bell soy-beef grounds, hamburger, angus hamburger, steak, or a Kobe steak.

I imagine that once vat meat is commonplace, the costly production of REAL meat will fall off enough that it will become a luxury dish. Sure, you can still have that 100% all-natural beef hot dog you've been craving while working your shift down at the meat factory, but it's gonna cost you a week's salary.

I'm amused that the vegan thread popped up shortly after this one

Tanglebones wrote:

I'm amused that the vegan thread popped up shortly after this one :)

After looking at the picture of the freakish mutant mouse above, I'm thinking of joining the vegan thread.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:

I'm amused that the vegan thread popped up shortly after this one :)

After looking at the picture of the freakish mutant mouse above, I'm thinking of joining the vegan thread.

Then may I have your vatmeat?

LobsterMobster wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:

I'm amused that the vegan thread popped up shortly after this one :)

After looking at the picture of the freakish mutant mouse above, I'm thinking of joining the vegan thread.

Then may I have your vatmeat?

He IS vat meat!

Jayhawker wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:

I'm amused that the vegan thread popped up shortly after this one :)

After looking at the picture of the freakish mutant mouse above, I'm thinking of joining the vegan thread.

Then may I have your vatmeat?

He IS vat meat!

Oh.

May I eat him?

LobsterMobster wrote:
Jayhawker wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:

I'm amused that the vegan thread popped up shortly after this one :)

After looking at the picture of the freakish mutant mouse above, I'm thinking of joining the vegan thread.

Then may I have your vatmeat?

He IS vat meat!

Oh.

May I eat him?

Not without dinner and drinks first, bucko.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
Jayhawker wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:

I'm amused that the vegan thread popped up shortly after this one :)

After looking at the picture of the freakish mutant mouse above, I'm thinking of joining the vegan thread.

Then may I have your vatmeat?

He IS vat meat!

Oh.

May I eat him?

Not without dinner and drinks first, bucko.

Lends a more sinister take on the concept of offering someone your hand in marriage.

Jonman wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
Jayhawker wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:

I'm amused that the vegan thread popped up shortly after this one :)

After looking at the picture of the freakish mutant mouse above, I'm thinking of joining the vegan thread.

Then may I have your vatmeat?

He IS vat meat!

Oh.

May I eat him?

Not without dinner and drinks first, bucko.

Lends a more sinister take on the concept of offering someone your hand in marriage.

Rick Santorum says vat meat is bad because it leads to polygamy; more hands to give out.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Jonman wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
Jayhawker wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:

I'm amused that the vegan thread popped up shortly after this one :)

After looking at the picture of the freakish mutant mouse above, I'm thinking of joining the vegan thread.

Then may I have your vatmeat?

He IS vat meat!

Oh.

May I eat him?

Not without dinner and drinks first, bucko.

Lends a more sinister take on the concept of offering someone your hand in marriage.

Rick Santorum says vat meat is bad because it leads to polygamy; more hands to give out.

Is the reason that the slope is so slippery because it's made of delicious vatmeat?