Whatever happened to Employee Profiles

I hate you, LiquidMantis.

No Q, she doesn't. She's a model / singer - songwriter and she's recorded hooks for R&B artists that have got airplay in the US.

*Legion* wrote:
Prozac wrote:

My sister turned 18 one month ago.

I was mad about something in this thread, but gol durn if my mind went blank for some reason...

I would have guessed your first thought was "Damn, too bad she's so old."

Prozac wrote:

No Q, she doesn't. She's a model / singer - songwriter and she's recorded hooks for R&B artists that have got airplay in the US.

Too bad she was hopelessly contaminated with horrible venomous spiders the moment she set foot into nature.

LobsterMobster wrote:
Prozac wrote:

No Q, she doesn't. She's a model / singer - songwriter and she's recorded hooks for R&B artists that have got airplay in the US.

Too bad she was hopelessly contaminated with horrible venomous spiders the moment she set foot into nature.

Where did it say she plays Minecraft!?

mateo wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

I thought all Goodjers were Mighty Oaks? It said so in the promotional materials.....

Oh, yew.

wordsmythe wrote:
mateo wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

I thought all Goodjers were Mighty Oaks? It said so in the promotional materials.....

Oh, yew.

Oh, ewe.

wordsmythe wrote:
mateo wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

I thought all Goodjers were Mighty Oaks? It said so in the promotional materials.....

Oh, yew.

Oh, the trouble with the Goodjers, and they're quite convinced they're right,
"This games' specs are just too lofty, we must make them treat us right",
Now there's no more game oppression, for they passed the cursed SOPA,
And the games were all made equal, by console, Steam, and law . . .

BadKen wrote:

Good lord, why aren't are you wearing any pants?

FTFY, remember this is goodjers we're talking about

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
Prozac wrote:

My sister turned 18 one month ago.

I was mad about something in this thread, but gol durn if my mind went blank for some reason...

I would have guessed your first thought was "Damn, too bad she's so old."

18 is still "teen".

So, uh, who is user #22??

me. I've been around a LONG time!

Sephirotic wrote:

So, uh, who is user #22??

me. I've been around a LONG time!

Too long. Report to Carousel.

You don't care about my number, you only care about your own number.

You might care that I'm in charge of scheduling, editing and approving front-page content, though.

wordsmythe wrote:

You don't care about my number, you only care about your own number.

You might care that I'm in charge of scheduling, editing and approving front-page content, though.

Thinking back on how long I've been here I realized it took me over 5 years to post enough to get my tag.

Yeah, I beat you. I drink your tagshake.

*dances on all your lawns*

Prozac wrote:

My sister turned 18 one month ago.

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Hello, new best friend...

necroyeti wrote:

Thank GOD this community finally got down to UID elitism! Now we just need a board that can only be viewed by people under 1112.

Like me. 1111. I think I came here from a Slashdot story back in the day? I can't remember.

I think I came from slashdot with my circa early 1300s ID. I vaguely remember the day I was goofing off at work, found this site and Certis looked deep into my heart, observed my soul, gleaned my hopes and dreams and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined.

Also, it's been so long since my employee profile was posted I almost feel like I could write a completely new one. That was four jobs ago.

BadMojo wrote:
Sephirotic wrote:

So, uh, who is user #22??

me. I've been around a LONG time!

Too long. Report to Carousel.

I LOL'd. Actually, I think I chortled out loud. But that's pretty good by my standards.

Mixolyde wrote:
BadMojo wrote:
Sephirotic wrote:

So, uh, who is user #22??

me. I've been around a LONG time!

Too long. Report to Carousel.

I LOL'd. Actually, I think I chortled out loud. But that's pretty good by my standards.

Points for the Logan's Run reference, but who's this Sephirotic Character?

Toddland? WTF???

Maybe part of some tax dodge?

Re-Branding, baby! I mean Quintin_Stone.

After many years of being "Sephirotic" I decided it was time to grow up and switch to a non potentially misconstrued handle.

Toddland wrote:

Re-Branding, baby! I mean Quintin_Stone.

After many years of being "Sephirotic" I decided it was time to grow up and switch to a non potentially misconstrued handle.

You mean you aren't into Sephiroth-based erotica?

Toddland wrote:

Re-Branding, baby! I mean Quintin_Stone.

After many years of being "Sephirotic" I decided it was time to grow up and switch to a non potentially misconstrued handle.

*checks Toddland's sig*

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Toddland? WTF???

Cool, not just me. The avatar and tag looked right, but the name looked oh so wrong...

EDIT: This is almost as bad as that whole Adam.Greenbrier brouhaha...

I really toyed with the idea of keeping my original handle, especially after close to 9 years with it. That being said, a LOT of my students are able to find me online pretty easily, so I try to keep it a bit more professional. My xbox, steam and psn names are still Sephirotic.

Isn't "Milwaukee" Algonquin for "the Todd Land?"

Grubber788 wrote:

I'm at 8314, and came in with a flood from the 1upocalypse, so I'm pretty sure I've got a number of coffee grinder litter mates who came here to decry the fate of 1up and then fade into eternity...

I am also a former 1UP user, and I am 8315.

Mixolyde wrote:

Isn't "Milwaukee" Algonquin for "the Todd Land?"

Ummm, it's pronounced "Me-lee-wah-kay."

Grenn wrote:
Mixolyde wrote:

Isn't "Milwaukee" Algonquin for "the Todd Land?"

Ummm, it's pronounced "Uh-Weh-Els-Vah-Jigh-Nuh."