Whatever happened to Employee Profiles

I was getting all fired up to play the role of elder statesman and then f'ing Lobo showed up.

Hey, on the other hand, Lobo showed up. I think that's a clear win. For that matter, where have YOU been lately, Alien?

And I enjoy the fact that when it comes to user id's, I'm younger than some of you.

(not nearly enough, though - mine is 1395)

I feel like a babe in arms at 5691.

I demand a new, palindromic UID!

I wonder how many sub 1000 user id people still regularly contribute...or is it an entirely new generation of goodjers?

1137 here. Just one 1 away from the magical George Lucas-ian "1138".

So, who's volunteered to bring these back? (Not it!) I always thought they were pretty fascinating.

LockAndLoad wrote:

1137 here.

I'm 1152! We're practically litter-mates. If we were roaches we'd definitely be brothers.

momgamer wrote:

Hey, on the other hand, Lobo showed up. I think that's a clear win. For that matter, where have YOU been lately, Alien?

And I enjoy the fact that when it comes to user id's, I'm younger than some of you.

(not nearly enough, though - mine is 1395)

Kid, job, Skyrim. Trying to keep them in that order. And staying out of P&C definitely helps keep the post count down.

Tanglebones wrote:
Prozac wrote:

Hmmm, my user id is 2549, after taking out all the long time lurkers, people that have moved on and people that have already had a profile I'd have to be close :)

Can we have a profile of your female relatives instead?

+1!

521. Beat ColdForged by two!

All the cool kids have user IDs over 10,000. Over 10,700. Over 10,782 and below 10,784.

It's a very exclusive club.

Slumberland wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:

How are profilees chosen? Length of membership? Random selection? Shivgee fight in Paleocon's parking lot?

You've read The Hunger Games, right?

KrazyTaco can be my Peeta.

Looks like I'm a svelte 2626 - undulating numbers ftw!

The most active, earliest user (other than site staff and my wife) is Mex at #9. I'd call Ulairi is next at #24. He loved Nintendo from the very start

Wow. Mex truly is the man. He's #9 here. He gets all the ladies. He has a cellphone for a face. I am green with jealous rage right now.

Coming in at 4757, its lower than I thought.

Holy crap, 4641? That's a good few thousand lower than I'd have bet.

695 and I lurked awhile before joining hehe

Alien13z wrote:

I was getting all fired up to play the role of elder statesman and then f'ing Lobo showed up.

I know, right? Damn Lobo, and his sub-1000-UID...oh, wait, I have one too (593)!

Nevermind.

I'm kicking myself for not registering earlier and instead lurking for a while. I'm 93.

Us lurkers still exist. Good ole 822 in my three digit glory still out there...

Well there was one after mine, so it's clearly not my fault... I guess Seth did it! Nice going, Seth.

Nosferatu wrote:

I wonder how many sub 1000 user id people still regularly contribute...or is it an entirely new generation of goodjers?

I don't know if I'd say I contribute "regularly", at least, not on the site itself. But I'm always around. Lots of others are too.

*Legion* wrote:
Slumberland wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:

How are profilees chosen? Length of membership? Random selection? Shivgee fight in Paleocon's parking lot?

You've read The Hunger Games, right?

KrazyTaco can be my Peeta.

I don't know what a Peeta is, but I'm still willing!

I'm 746 and wished I didn't lurk so much. I came over from Evil Avatar in the beginning. If only I registered!

Edwin wrote:

I'm kicking myself for not registering earlier and instead lurking for a while. I'm 93.

Ditto, 408 here.

8044 for me. This is probably (read: definitely) futile but what do we have to do for Certis to get the Employee Profiles resurrected? Wait, I don't think I want to know. Nevermind.

LiquidMantis wrote:
LockAndLoad wrote:

1137 here.

I'm 1152! We're practically litter-mates. If we were roaches we'd definitely be brothers.

I wonder if we all registered on the same day.

Edwin wrote:

I'm kicking myself for not registering earlier and instead lurking for a while. I'm 93.

You and me both, even though I'm at 4188. I started lurking at least a year or two before I started hanging out, not counting being part of the Great Slashdotting back in what, 2003?

Assuming I'm reading this right, 11373.

732

Pretty sweet, though I used to be a bit more prolific in my posting. I am always here though...silent...like the wind.

mateo wrote:
Nosferatu wrote:

I wonder how many sub 1000 user id people still regularly contribute...or is it an entirely new generation of goodjers?

I don't know if I'd say I contribute "regularly", at least, not on the site itself. But I'm always around. Lots of others are too.

I'm 685, had I headed Elysium's advice earlier I'd be a much lower number.