Strangeblade's Thread of Wondrous Things

trichy wrote:

If someone doesn't collect the lot of these and make an actual advent calendar out of them, I will.

No worries there. All of them will be available in some format. However, I am not sure how to calendarize them? Or adventize them? Any suggestions?

Check it...

My latest fashion.

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When I'm ready to party my surfing Santa has got me covered. If the tie goes all astray during some flailing (dancing) then BAM...

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Another Santa whips out from behind and is ready to roll.

And if that fails and I wind up wrapping my tie around my forehead I got Big Red on speed-dial.

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$5 says that Santa was dead two minutes later.

Or Blanglestrades is propping up the Santa he killed.

Yeah. He has no hands, and eyes that say "help me".

Balder? Is that possible?

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Apparently.

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My scalp feels like plastic right now. And it's amazing how knobbly it is when you run razor-sharp steel over it.

"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking"

m0nk3yboy wrote:

"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking"

:lol:

If he draws a face on his shorn scrotum for one of these, I'm going to be very annoyed with you.

I'm pretty sure Blangestrades was shaving his head in order to get ready for his inevitable hunting of Santa. He's now more aerodynamic and there will be blood. Oh yes, there will be blood.

Poor Manglebraids

Spangletrades Siezes Santa.

iPad double post FTW.

[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - and the Joker! Y-knuk, knuk, knuk, kunk, knuk[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 20[/size]

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Fire is the gift that keeps on giving... to your neighbours... to that orphanage down the block ...to city hall (if you're lucky) ... and to that house where that kid lived, you know, the one who kicked you in the shins and made you cry like a b%tch in Grade 3.

[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - Santa Claus Samurai Shodown[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 21[/size]

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"Eat my effin cookies will ya, you red-jacketed pervert!"

Rejected Flavour Text #7367528 - Coming soon to a fever delirium near you!

[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - Guests will be all of you AFTER you join the undead. Not before you gate-crasher you.[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 22[/size]

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This Christmas give generously. Walk really slowly as an act of generousity for your friends and family who were too...

1) Slow

2) Stupid

3) Slow and stupid

4) Injured

or

5) Much in a coma

... to resist my zombie horde.

This was a test.

[color=blue][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - Obligatory 'Nice Family Shot' with Lasherthecat and our two cats, Lasher and Giles[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 23[/size]

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The family of Sir Strangeblades wishes everyone a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.

Spoiler:

more craziness is on its way

And a Merry Christmas to the four of you.

Now ... which Lasher did you marry?

garion333 wrote:

And a Merry Christmas to the four of you.

Now ... which Lasher did you marry?

The cute one.

EDIT: Oh and Merry Christmas.

Another test?

[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - A Star Trek-Futurey Type Bandage[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 24[/size]

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So when shaving it's short strokes, not long strokes, and watch out for things like warts and your arteries in your neck.

EDIT: That's the back of my head.

[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - Tonight's Guest Will Be Whoever Is The Slowest Runner[/size][/color]

[size=50]December 25![/size]

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Oh and Strangeblades flies too.

EDIT: It took a lot of takes to get my head and my feet in that photo.

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See?

Haha! Those last two are scary as all hell.

Fantastic, mate! Well done!

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Lasherthecat replaced my big white bandage covering up my shaven head-wart with this little number. She then proceeded to doll it up.

Bravo! A mighty effort for our amusement. We are pleased.

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Let's hope the Mayans are full of sh$t eh?

How do you type with gloves on? Or is that just for the purpose of giving the copyeditor fits?

Katy wrote:

How do you type with gloves on? Or is that just for the purpose of giving the copyeditor fits?

Type? Carefully. Why gloves? It's cold. I sit facing a window (yah!) and it's -20 C outside. Also we have no copy editor. Only two reporters, myself and my boss. No copy editor. Now I have the sad.

I look forward to the news that his headwart was the only thing keeping Blanglefades sane.

wordsmythe wrote:

I look forward to the news that his headwart was the only thing keeping Blanglefades sane.

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