Strangeblade's Thread of Wondrous Things

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ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! INCOMING TITAN NEWS!

From the front lines to your living room this is SB, your intrepid reporter....

Revenge of the Titans just got a massive update (124MB!) and overhauled a whole bunch of stuff.

* the mouse handling is completely different
* if you had driver problems before, they might have gone away now
* some promised Christmas content
* "So Long, Desura"(?!)

Check it out here.

Spoiler:

Crazy holiday picture to follow

AI War did not go well tonight with Tamren. My Internet kept blixing on us and like a whiney baby I decided to F that noise. IMAGE(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab221/Strangeblades/773.gif)

Also I feel guilty holding up the other player who could actually be doing something fun instead of waiting for my connection to behave.

So now my schedule for Saturday is breakfast with Santa (assignment),

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Laundry-laundry-laundry,

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Baking-baking-baking,

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one board game session of Castle Ravenloft,

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Then from 8 to 10 p.m. is Dungeon Defenders with Bluewolf222,

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then it's AI War...

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or Men of War...

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...with GWJers all the rest of the night.

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[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - Unlucky Sleeping Victim No. 5![/size][/color]

[size=18]December 16[/size]

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This Christmas ask Santa for ... a quick death! Ho ho ho! Hee hee hee!

You have to do a Satan Claws one soon.

ragin_redneck wrote:

You have to do a Satan Claws one soon.

And people always look at me strangely when I mention Santa is an anagram of Satan...

You will need a full recap of all your pictures. Continue the good work.

Definitely not wearing pants in that pic.

Man. I'm gonna be late with three advent calendar pictures. This is the end of that one-sentence rant.

Here is a picture of two gingerbread cookies my wife and I made. The one on left has had his candy-cane brains blown-out (I made that one) and the one on the right is an alien with the little eye on the left, the big eye on right and the O mouth at the bottom (that's Lasherthecat's handiwork).

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Does this mean i get a prize?

Duoae wrote:

Does this mean i get a prize? :D

Yes. Yes. Yes. And more yes. It's in the mail already. Don't ask how I know where you live. The answer would disturb you. By the way stop doing what you are doing. And put some pants on. All that action is heating up my binoculars.

Dare I ask what that cookie on the right is frosted with?
No, I think it's best I do not.

fleabagmatt wrote:

Dare I ask what that cookie on the right is frosted with?
No, I think it's best I do not.

Ignorance is bliss.

Strangeblades wrote:
fleabagmatt wrote:

Dare I ask what that cookie on the right is frosted with?
No, I think it's best I do not.

Ignorance is bliss.

Not if you're the one with the cookie in your mouth.

Blisssss.

coming soon

[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - Hopefully my next guest will be The Exorcist.[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 17[/size]

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This Christmas when you tear open a mysterious package wrapped in human skin and find this...

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...wrap it back up and return it to the store for a refund.

The last thing you want to do is fiddle with it and be visited by this guy...

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...and have an axe replace half of your face. Trust when I say that guy is NOT Santa Claus.

Oh, I do SO love the Pinhead pic. I believe I have my Christmas avatar.

Edit: Thanks!

garion333 wrote:

Oh, I do SO love the Pinhead pic. I believe I have my Christmas avatar.

Edit: Thanks!

Man, this made me laugh.

[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - My guest is this jerk-wad.[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 18[/size]

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It's kill or be killed time folks. You see a snowman? You kill a snowman. Now get to it.

Q What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

A Do you smell carrots?

Spoiler:

Actual answer, "Run, it's Strangeblades..."

Haha, that snowman one is priceless!

Keep 'em coming! Just a few more days to go!

[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - Guests for this evening will be terrified dinner guests - the best kind.[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 19[/size]

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When you have too much 'ham' this Christmas and are stuck and don't know what to do with it stick an apple in its yap. That'll shut it up and be tasty to boot!

Brilliant!

OK. Am I losing my mind? It used to say Strangleblades Catch All up top, then it said Strangeblades and now it says Strangleblades once more. Has this been flipping around? Agghhhhhhh.

Blanglestrades is losing it.

wordsmythe wrote:

Blanglestrades is losing it.

Oooooh. Blanglestrades. Now I get it. You mean my cousin right? The one with the thing? Yeah. I know him. You don't wanna mess with him. His natural inclination is to pee on things that make him upset.

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I told my wife I was going to take a picture of myself. She asked why. And then I laughed.

Just wanted to post that Strangleblades is a generous man who has just gifted me many video-game hattes out of the kindness of his heart, and made my TF2 Christmas n_n

If someone doesn't collect the lot of these and make an actual advent calendar out of them, I will.