Jeff Goldblum's Nipples Catch-All

I can't wait to see the stats of the next Welcome Perverts article.

Oh see how they stand
All proud in the wind
Glistening with sweat
Drawing stares left and right

To the tune of the Star Spangled Banner

If I could have one thing for Christmas this year, it would be a picture of Certis' face when he sees this thread. A second picture of him reading through it, slowly shaking his head and then saying to himself, "well what were you expecting, Shawn?" seems like too much to ask for.

What happens when Samuel L. Jackson backs up into Jeff Goldblum's nipples?

SallyNasty wrote:

If I could have one thing for Christmas this year, it would be a picture of Certis' face when he sees this thread. A second picture of him reading through it, slowly shaking his head and then saying to himself, "well what were you expecting, Shawn?" seems like too much to ask for. And the third thing would be just five sweet minutes alone with Jeff Goldbum's luscious, luscious nipples.

FTFY.

Parallax Abstraction wrote:

What happens when Samuel L. Jackson backs up into Jeff Goldblum's nipples?

impaled?
explosions?
mass hysteria?

Certainly something of epic proportions.

clever id wrote:

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Ah! Kill it! Kill it!

I almost retaliated to Muttonchop's original concern with our shirtless men pictures in the "Post a picture..." thread with the Beth Goldblum picture with:

SuperDave wrote:

See? SEE?! Is this what you really want?

Hope this counteracts it:
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Wait, he has spawnage? Somehow I never thought he would.

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This is my favourite thread.

I saw references to the JG Nipples (sounds like a bourbon) thread but didn't realize it was a reality thanks to the P&C cover-up. Now I'm following!

And now I contribute a JG full monty!
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[Edit] JB, what the hell is wrong with me? Thar's Gold in them thar Blums!

Alright, I think I've let this particular brand of insanity bounce around long enough. Nipples.

Strangeblades wrote:

This is my favourite thread. :drool:

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Certis wrote:

Alright, I think I've let this particular brand of insanity bounce around long enough. Nipples.

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