Jeff Goldblum's Nipples Catch-All

Because Muttonchop asked for it.

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I disagree with Jeff Goldblum's nipples.

Do you suppose Certis feels a shooting pain behind his eyes when threads like this are created?

Really?

Jeff Goldblum's nipples are IMAGINARY. There is NO SUCH THING as Jeff Goldblum's nipples!

Jeff Gone Game Gold Nipples Bloom Gold.

I'm fairly certain this is the first P&C thread that I've ever been compelled to follow.

In any case, while there are no nipples involved I think you all may find this to be relevant to your interests.

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I couldn't stay away.

I love it.

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I really hope this shows up in the popular forum threads list.

Finally, a place to call home.

I thought that this thread certainly at least hit the 'C' part of P&C. I'm expecting a nasty-gram from the Powers That Be any time now.

This is the best thing to ever happen in the history of things happening.

In before the lock!

And by lock, I mean lock me up, because oooh baby, Jeff Goldblum!

Coldstream wrote:

I thought that this thread certainly at least hit the 'C' part of P&C. I'm expecting a nasty-gram from the Powers That Be any time now. :D

Should Mr. Goldblum's nipples be banned from the Post a Picture thread? It's odd because we can provide links to nearly-naked women, but a shirtless man (culturally a harmless thing) is scrutinized by the GWJer public.

SuperDave's right! We demand nipple equality!

SuperDave wrote:
Coldstream wrote:

I thought that this thread certainly at least hit the 'C' part of P&C. I'm expecting a nasty-gram from the Powers That Be any time now. :D

Should Mr. Goldblum's nipples be banned from the Post a Picture thread? It's odd because we can provide links to nearly-naked women, but a shirtless man (culturally a harmless thing) is scrutinized by the GWJer public.

The sensitive menfolk here are uncomfortable with tawdry photos of people other dudes.

Meanwhile:

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Also, apparently this is a thing. Ha.

Mostly, I just wanted to see if someone actually would spin off a Jeff Goldblum's Nipples Catch-All. And it happened.
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The sensitive menfolk here are uncomfortable with tawdry photos of people other dudes.

Au contraire; were there be an objection raised to tawdry male photos being posted in the picture thread (and don't mistake me -- I raise no such objection!), it would be that it is unfair that tawdry photos of women have been summarily consigned to be hidden behind links clearly marked as NSFW, while titillating (see what I did there?) pictures of Mr. Goldblum (as well as William Shatner and others) have been freely embedded in the thread page after page with no such consideration to viewer sensitivities.

So while in my heart of hearts I want to make a plea to the effect of "free titties for everyone!" it must be recognized that the ban on openly posting photos of scantily clad women is in place for a valid and respectable reason which has little to do with gender politics and personal proclivities, and more to do with keeping the thread safely viewable in any context.

(Am I doing P&C right? I don't know!)

zeroKFE wrote:
The sensitive menfolk here are uncomfortable with tawdry photos of people other dudes.

Au contraire; were there be an objection raised to tawdry male photos being posted in the picture thread (and don't mistake me -- I raise no such objection!), it would be that it is unfair that tawdry photos of women have been summarily consigned to be hidden behind links clearly marked as NSFW, while titillating (see what I did there?) pictures of Mr. Goldblum (as well as William Shatner and others) have been freely embedded in the thread page after page with no such consideration to viewer sensitivities.

(Am I doing P&C right? I don't know!)

Seen on the first page with no objection:
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The thread also seems full of NSFW language without being tagged either. It seems like a weird change of pace that we're starting to enforce it considering its history.

This thread will single-handedly derail every other P&C topic.

Jeff's Nipples > OWS

Yes, more evidence to my point that the ban on tawdry photos in the photo thread has been loosely and unevenly enforced at best.

And again, I must emphasize that I am not arguing in favor of said ban, or even in favor of enforcing it more evenly -- just pointing out that a person might understandably object to said tawdry material without it being a juvenile "naked men are icky!" sort of thing, but rather a "naked anything could get me fired!" thing instead.

However, the thread is called "Post a Picture, entertain me" and I would argue that every one of the pictures in question falls firmly in the category of "highly entertaining."

zeroKFE wrote:

Yes, more evidence to my point that the ban on tawdry photos in the photo thread has been loosely and unevenly enforced at best.

And again, I must emphasize that I am not arguing in favor of said ban, or even in favor of enforcing it more evenly -- just pointing out that a person might understandably object to said tawdry material without it being a juvenile "naked men are icky!" sort of thing, but rather a "naked anything could get me fired!" thing instead.

I'm with you. I think all of them should be tagged just because I don't want to get anyone canned; I just wish people would self-police their NSFW/P&C stuff in regular threads a little more. It's not rocket science.

(And I don't actually see some massive objectification conspiracy happening, I just felt the need to throw out something Cleveland-y so we can justify keeping the thread in here )

There are far too few Idle Thumbs references in this thread.

No more pics?
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lolwut

Just so I can say I posted in a P&C thread.

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93_confirmed wrote:

Jeff's Nipples > OWS

Occupy Jeff Goldblum's nipples you say? Interesting.