NFL 2011 Week 12

And let the TJ Yates Era begin in Houston.

Rat Boy wrote:

And let the TJ Yates Era begin in Houston.

Yeah, you gotta be kidding me, right? Leinart lasts less than a half. If we manage to keep this train on the tracks, the Texans will have shown some amazing resiliency.

Marcedes Lewis's drop in the end zone is the Jag season in a nutshell.

Maybe the Texans should have went after Orton.

Stele wrote:

Maybe the Texans should have went after Orton. ;)

Wouldn't have mattered, KC had higher waiver priority.

I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja...

So glad I started Andre Johnson this week. I thought he was worth avoiding due to the Leinart thing, but now ...

*Legion* wrote:

Marcedes Lewis's drop in the end zone is the Jag season in a nutshell.

I would say the fact that they've been starting somebody named "Guy Whimper" kind of says it all.

If the Texans only rush 3, double-team Guy Whimper's guy!!

Left Whimper 1-on-1, sack.

EDIT: Yes, Milkman. Yes indeed.

EDIT 2: Whimper follows it with a false start the next snap. New right tackle please!

6 1-possession games in the 4th. Love RedZone!

Don't make early contact with Jaguar pass receivers. They'll likely fail to catch it anyway.

Wait, Jacksonville has pass receivers? I assumed they just had a bunch of undersized offensive linemen with numbers in the 80s.

Jags sit Gabbert and put Luke McCown in. Hard to argue, Gabbert beat up and playing way too gun shy in this half. That is all on him, he has to develop pocket presence.

Colts lose again. I feel bad for them, I think there was a penalty and it should have been 1st and goal. And then Painter's pass to tie got tipped, bobbled, and intercepted.

Uh oh. Milkman is not going to be happy with how that just went.

I CANNOT IMAGINE WHY ANYONE WOULD THINK I WAS UNHAPPY CERTIS IS AWESOME CERTIS IS AWESOME CERTIS IS AWESOME

I ACTUALLY WROTE "CERTIS IS AWESOME" BECAUSE IT WASN'T WORTH IT TO HAVE MY @#$!!! PROFANITIES @#$!!!! AUTOCORRECTED.

Yay.

Well, that'll be the last Texans victory for a while.

I don't want to say Caleb Hanie is playing badly, but Chicago might want to try to trade for Tebow at halftime.

Poor Eric Decker. Spends his college career getting hurt catching inaccurate passes and now he has to deal with Tebow.

If there was ever a time for Hester to go..Hester... This is the time!

Edit:
I mean go Hanie!

Watching the Chargers/Broncos game. It's painful knowing that either Tebow or Rivers will win.

Secret Asian Man wrote:

If there was ever a time for Hester to go..Hester... This is the time!

Edit:
I mean go Hanie!

Methinks Hanie just earned a C'Mon Man.

lostlobster wrote:

Watching the Chargers/Broncos game. It's painful knowing that one of them has to win.

No, not in the regular season. 7 minutes away from a tie right now.

HE JUST WINS

He just wins.

Well, his D and his running back. Even more so this time. Still, always good when SD loses.

psu_13 wrote:

Well, his D and his running back. Even more so this time. Still, always good when SD loses.

This.

I call it the Vince Young Formula. Let your running game and a good defense keep you in the game, at the very end make a few plays, look like a hero who JUST WINS.

Also, why did Norv take a timeout instead of letting the play clock run out and backing Denver up 5 yards on a delay of game?

bighoppa wrote:

Well, that'll be the last Texans victory for a while.

Easy, now. We went from having a mystery at quarterback to having a new mystery at quarterback. Big deal!

Also, good thing we didn't give the defense ALL the draft picks this year. At the time it was like, "Why are we grabbing a QB in the 5th round?"