Strangeblade's Thread of Wondrous Things

"You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's Strangeblades all the way down!"

Here's one I found:
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Oh, that's an egg. Whoops.

[size=4]Yeh, that's right. a bald joke. [/size]

Tanglebones wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

I like these new digs. Now prepare for the unbridled, unleashe-able onslaught that is [size=40]Strangleblades[/size].

What? That's not my name? Wadda mean, it says it right there S T R A N G L E.... Dang it!

Hey, I resemble that name :)

Now I've got the phrase "stranglebones and tangleblade" in my head.

Coldstream wrote:
HedgeWizard wrote:

I have a hunch that this thread will grow lousy with pictures of Marsman holding a sword while riding on a motorcycle.

Spoiler:

*ducks* Please don't kill me Marsman!

Now that would be ironic, if people started hijacking the thread with pictures of themselves. :D

Might as well...

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Strangeblades wrote:

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This goes out to Luggage and to all who donated stickers to the Cause.

Hobgoblin... Nom nom nom.

SallyNasty wrote:

I think there is a man up north somewhere whose heart is palpitating with excitement after seeing this thread.

Santa?!?

I'm afraid I'm with Fedaykin in the 'what the hell?' crowd.

Ranger Rick wrote:
SallyNasty wrote:

I think there is a man up north somewhere whose heart is palpitating with excitement after seeing this thread.

Santa?!?

Santa? SANTA?! That overweight child-stalker, who has eyes everywhere, lives south of me my friend. He's one of those townies, you know, from that family? From the other side of the tracks. Pfft. Santa.

Malor wrote:

I'm afraid I'm with Fedaykin in the 'what the hell?' crowd.

If you've ever read the Idle Thumbs thread on this site and the people there go on and on about weird Jeff Goldblum jokes then you know what you are in for - another reason for people to be silly. Sigh. Yes. I realize I speaketh his name. May his picturing of his picture come to picture.

Malor wrote:

I'm afraid I'm with Fedaykin in the 'what the hell?' crowd.

Come, have a seat and hear the legend of the Strangeblades. It all started long, long ago in a thread where people were supposed to post pictures of themselves so Goodjers could start putting faces with names in the community. Well one day along comes this bald guy from Canada who starts posting lots and lots of pictures of himself in this thread. When I say a lot, I mean more than the combined sum of BNPederson pictures and animated gifs of Wordsmythe. It was at this point that Mr. Strangeblades became the GWJ equivalent of Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian. That is, he became famous for being famous just because everyone knew his face. It was at that point that the allmighty Certis stepped in and said the divine equivalent of "Enough's enough, guys." and so this thread was born. A separate realm in which the Strangeblades that was cast down from the post a picture of yourself thread, could run wild.

Strangeblades wrote:
Malor wrote:

I'm afraid I'm with Fedaykin in the 'what the hell?' crowd.

If you've ever read the Idle Thumbs thread on this site and the people there go on and on about weird Jeff Goldblum jokes then you know what you are in for - another reason for people to be silly. Sigh. Yes. I realize I speaketh his name. May his picturing of his picture come to picture.

Had I the photoshop skills and were I not at work, I would photoshop the monitor with you looking hungrily at food onto the body of the shirtless Jeff Goldblum picture that infected the Post a Picture, Entertain Me thread.

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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

Nightmare wrote:

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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

That monkey-man looks lonely up on Mount Baldy.

This is a slower thread than I thought it would be.

ClockworkHouse wrote:

This is a slower thread than I thought it would be.

Yes, the amount of new Strangeblades material has been disappointing. I think he's afraid that he has offended Certis.

I was expecting at least 2-3 new shots a day. But seeing the dude's twitter feed, he's been working long days. 'Course, that didn't really stop him before!

Perhaps it's time you folks took matters into your own hands?

oilypenguin wrote:

Perhaps it's time you folks took matters into your own hands?

But if I start posting pictures of Strangeblades, he'll know I'm spying on him for the Canadian government.

ClockworkHouse wrote:
oilypenguin wrote:

Perhaps it's time you folks took matters into your own hands?

But if I start posting pictures of Strangeblades, he'll know I'm spying on him for the Canadian government.

We can afford spies? Didn't we contract espionage services out?

Strangeblades wrote:
ClockworkHouse wrote:
oilypenguin wrote:

Perhaps it's time you folks took matters into your own hands?

But if I start posting pictures of Strangeblades, he'll know I'm spying on him for the Canadian government.

We can afford spies? Didn't we contract espionage services out?

That's why I'm in Colorado.

Strangeblades wrote:
ClockworkHouse wrote:
oilypenguin wrote:

Perhaps it's time you folks took matters into your own hands?

But if I start posting pictures of Strangeblades, he'll know I'm spying on him for the Canadian government.

We can afford spies? Didn't we contract espionage services out?

Coldstream wrote:
ClockworkHouse wrote:

This is a slower thread than I thought it would be.

Yes, the amount of new Strangeblades material has been disappointing. I think he's afraid that he has offended Certis.

Pfft. That rube? It's like you think he owns this place or something. Why, I bet he wouldn't eve +++[[[NO CARRIER]]]+++

oilypenguin wrote:

Perhaps it's time you folks took matters into your own hands?

Always goading people into doing things. Fine. Here you go:

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How is it that, when looking for a picture of Strangeblades to Photoshop, I can't find one that works?

HedgeWizard wrote:
oilypenguin wrote:

Perhaps it's time you folks took matters into your own hands?

Always goading people into doing things. Fine. Here you go:

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I love the fact you got my Marilyn Monroe Mole. Or as I call it an Oasis of Clustered Facial Hair or gross for short.

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In a desperate attempt to find cash for a Steam sale Strangeblades dives into his wallet. This is the last known photo of him before vanishing into a faux-leather money-holder.

Myself and my new baby coffee boy Thormas. He got me through a tough week at work.

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Nice. I note Orcs Must Die for 75% off on the screen behind you. This, if there was ever a no-brainer deal, is a no-brainer deal.

Stay tuned to this thread. Strangeblades advent calendar madness begins tonight and continues all the way to Christmas. The ho-ho-horror begins soon.

SB, that's f-ing brilliant!