Saints Row The Third Catch-All

skeletonframes wrote:

The beard technology is seriously lacking in Saints Row 3.

I hear additional beards will be released as day 1 DLC. There will be later ear hair expansions as the game progresses.

NathanialG wrote:
skeletonframes wrote:

The beard technology is seriously lacking in Saints Row 3.

I hear additional beards will be released as day 1 DLC. There will be later ear hair expansions as the game progresses.

Yes! Amish Beard plus Ear Hair and Stab-raham Lincoln will be complete!!!

skeletonframes wrote:
NathanialG wrote:
skeletonframes wrote:

The beard technology is seriously lacking in Saints Row 3.

I hear additional beards will be released as day 1 DLC. There will be later ear hair expansions as the game progresses.

Yes! Amish Beard plus Ear Hair and Stab-raham Lincoln will be complete!!!

The beard should be one of those things that is affected by the sex appeal modifier.

obirano wrote:
skeletonframes wrote:
NathanialG wrote:
skeletonframes wrote:

The beard technology is seriously lacking in Saints Row 3.

I hear additional beards will be released as day 1 DLC. There will be later ear hair expansions as the game progresses.

Yes! Amish Beard plus Ear Hair and Stab-raham Lincoln will be complete!!!

The beard should be one of those things that is affected by the sex appeal modifier.

It'd be better than a man-bulge so big it looks like his wang grew a fist.

I just want to say that I will be perfectly OK buying over-priced DLC that will let me dress my character in even more ridiculous ways. It's so robust!

(Now the question is, am I talking about the character creator or my creation's package?)

Spoiler:

Both. It's both. Now we both feel dirty.

Things have been really tough for Smurfette since she left the village.

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SuperDave wrote:
ClockworkHouse wrote:

She's kinda cute.

I've heard, and please stop me if I'm wrong on this one, that fat-bottomed girls make the rocking world go round.

ClockworkHouse wrote:

That's the definition of a fat-bottomed girl these days? Man, we all need to take a step away from the pornos.

Seriously. I'd let her swing her dildo bat my way anyti-...insert better sex euphemism here.

skeletonframes wrote:
NathanialG wrote:
skeletonframes wrote:

The beard technology is seriously lacking in Saints Row 3.

I hear additional beards will be released as day 1 DLC. There will be later ear hair expansions as the game progresses.

Yes! Amish Beard plus Ear Hair and Stab-raham Lincoln will be complete!!!

Now will this Day 1 DLC include armor for the beards? I feel like this is important.

I've put more time into the character creator than I did for all of GTAIV. This week needs to move quickly. I need my creations to live!

Codex from The Guild
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Doctor Manhattan (too easy not to do)
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Cloud Strife (because anime hair)
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Ronald "Not So Happy Meal" McDonald
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I love the Ronald McDonald. Can you share these with other gamers?

I think you'll be able to browse and download characters from saintsrow.com when the game comes out next week.

In my world, Ronald McDonald had a rough life.

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milkman i think yours could just be mine "6 months later..."

skeletonframes wrote:

The new GiantBombcast is making the wait for this even harder.

"When the cops come at you they're like, 'Please, autograph this...and put down your guns'". -One of the Bombcast gents

Yeah, that was really really good.

I was in the midst of more Initiation Station while listening to that. I figured it was the closest I could come to next Tuesday without a time machine.

The new GiantBombcast is making the wait for this even harder.

"When the cops come at you they're like, 'Please, autograph...and put down your guns'". -One of the Bombcast gents

Tooled around with the Initiation Station some more. Couldn't decide on hooded or unhooded.

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Just noticed that Amazon will be letting people who pre-ordered their digital version to start pre-loading this Friday. Hopefully Steam will do the same.

LobsterMobster wrote:
Manach wrote:
CptGlanton wrote:

Messed around with it this morning on 360. Loved it. I cannot wait for Nov. 15; I want it now.

Lucky you need to wait until then.. I just realise GMG is based in UK, so there release date is on the 18 of november.. : Meh, 3 days.. I won't bug me for long, as I saved almost 32% off the regular price with there coupon.. ;P

Look on the bright side. Maybe they'll send you the key early to pre-load and the unlock date will be based on your region?

I just asked GMG when I'll received my key, they told me it's link to "My Region" and not "Their" region! So I be should good to go!

Just hope there is a preload now..

EDIT: Just notice that Meatman is saying that Amazon got a pre-load, hope I can get it too..!

This may be the most awesome and frightening game promo ever. Mildly NSFW.

Saaack!

Oh, Tim & Eric. You two need your own channel.

Volition's marketing team is really going balls out for this one.

Speedhuntr wrote:

Volition's marketing team is really going balls out for this one.

I thought they made that much clear with the dildo sword. Get it? Because: testicles.

I think the fact that any of the T&E promos actually got approved for release by a corporate marketing team speaks volumes to the absurdity that must be in the game itself.

So does this Genki thing actually exist in-game beyond the outfit and couple of weapons as part of the preorder bonus? Are we gonna do "Genki challenge missions" ??

I wouldn't be surprised if it showed up elsewhere as flavor, at least.

Speedhuntr wrote:

So does this Genki thing actually exist in-game beyond the outfit and couple of weapons as part of the preorder bonus? Are we gonna do "Genki challenge missions" ??

Yes:

EDIT: oops! NSFW language in the trailer.

That is the most bizarre commercial I have ever seen.

There's an Adult Swim radio station in the game that has Venture Brothers songs on it. I might buy a second copy, just to be safe.

ruhk wrote:

EDIT: oops! NSFW language in the trailer.

At this point anyone who's surprised by NSFW content in any SR3 trailer is really naive.

SuperDave wrote:

There's an Adult Swim radio station in the game that has Venture Brothers songs on it. I might buy a second copy, just to be safe.

Why does this game keep getting awesomer and awesomer the closer we get to release?