So one of my employees almost got locked up.

Paleocon wrote:

The brother in law announced that he was moving into an apartment complex off North Avenue so he can be closer to work. I looked up the location, pulled up the crime blotter for the last two weeks, and sent it via email to my wife.

He is no longer moving into the apartment complex.

Omar comin'!

Tanglebones wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

The brother in law announced that he was moving into an apartment complex off North Avenue so he can be closer to work. I looked up the location, pulled up the crime blotter for the last two weeks, and sent it via email to my wife.

He is no longer moving into the apartment complex.

Omar comin'!

When you come at the king, best give him a kiss?

Paleo, you need to start a Twitter feed for this gig. It would be solid gold!

Coldstream wrote:

Paleo, you need to start a Twitter feed for this gig. It would be solid gold!

I'm trying to figure out how much I can get away with saying without my wife or corporate coming down on me with the boots of doom. I feel relatively safe saying stuff here because we're a pretty small community, but if I start publishing in a big way, I'm likely to risk the wrath of some pretty uncomfortable forces.

The "beatdown room" has been my topic of choice for employee conversations lately. Every time the morning person leaves the canopy lights on or fails to empty the trash, I mention that I'm one step closer to completing the soundproofing or installing a floor drain in my beatdown room.

They all realize I'm only half joking.

edit: The weekend girl is a big fan of horror movies. When I mentioned I was installing ceiling hooks for my beatdown room, she immediately said "cool! like in Hostel?". Ugh.

No she is a fan of BAD horror films. She and her boob sandwich can gtfo. Except you know when she's working.

boogle wrote:

No she is a fan of BAD horror films. She and her boob sandwich can gtfo. Except you know when she's working.

Son, your priorities are all wrong.

That's it, should have named myself Shivgee_Joe.

Squeegee_Joe wrote:

That's it, should have named myself Shivgee_Joe.

Member for 30 weeks? I'll allow it.

Coldstream wrote:
boogle wrote:

No she is a fan of BAD horror films. She and her boob sandwich can gtfo. Except you know when she's working.

Son, your priorities are all wrong.

It's BOOGLE.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Coldstream wrote:
boogle wrote:

No she is a fan of BAD horror films. She and her boob sandwich can gtfo. Except you know when she's working.

Son, your priorities are all wrong.

It's BOOGLE.

But He Who Knows Himself in the Biblical Sense, of all people, should not have such high standards.

Tagged. I'm in.

boogle wrote:

No she is a fan of BAD horror films. She and her boob sandwich can gtfo. Except you know when she's working.

Boobwich girl is weekday night girl. Weekend girl is parole/probation agent girl.

First shivgee, now boobwich. This thread is full of exciting new words.

New accounts should autotag this thread as part of the signup process. Or else this material should only be available through subscription to GWJ Elite Season Pass Plus.

CheezePavilion wrote:

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Do I still need to pay for the Season Pass if I got this handle used?

CheezePavilion wrote:

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This thread is certainly worth a subscription fee. I don't watch 'reality' tv but I would make an exception for this show.

CheezePavilion wrote:

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I got it as Post One DLC. Totally worth the 827.65 Goodjerpoints I spent on it.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
CheezePavilion wrote:

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I got it as Post One DLC. Totally worth the 827.65 Goodjerpoints I spent on it.

There's a promotional credit out on Amazon.com for pre-ordering the next page of the thread. You should totally check it out.

bennard wrote:

There's a promotional credit out on Amazon.com for pre-ordering the next page of the thread. You should totally check it out.

Anyone want to go in on the 4 pack Collector's Edition? There is a free Shivgee with every copy.

koshnika wrote:
bennard wrote:

There's a promotional credit out on Amazon.com for pre-ordering the next page of the thread. You should totally check it out.

Anyone want to go in on the 4 pack Collector's Edition? There is a free Shivgee with every copy.

I'm waiting for the soundtrack re-release. Awesome goth, punk and Deathklok.

Mixolyde wrote:
koshnika wrote:
bennard wrote:

There's a promotional credit out on Amazon.com for pre-ordering the next page of the thread. You should totally check it out.

Anyone want to go in on the 4 pack Collector's Edition? There is a free Shivgee with every copy.

I'm waiting for the soundtrack re-release. Awesome goth, punk and Deathklok.

Don't forget the bonus cassette with The Best of Celine Dionne.

If there was a soundtrack it would sound something like this:

Monday:
Morning: Country
Afternoon: Hip Hop
Night: Gospel

Tuesday:
Morning: Hip Hop
Afternoon: Bollywood
Night: Gospel

Wednesday:
Morning: Hip Hop
Afternoon: Bollywood
Night: Gospel

Thursday:
Morning: Hip Hop
Afternoon: Bollywood
Night: Gospel

Friday:
Morning: Country
Afternoon: Hip Hop
Night: Goth

Saturday:
Morning: Death Metal
Afternoon: Death Metal
Night: Goth

Sunday:
Morning: Death Metal
Afternoon: Death Metal
Night: Goth

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Keep on feeding me ideas, suckas. I`m in ur house, gettin` filthy rich!

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bennard wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:
CheezePavilion wrote:

New accounts should autotag this thread as part of the signup process. Or else this material should only be available through subscription to GWJ Elite Season Pass Plus.

I got it as Post One DLC. Totally worth the 827.65 Goodjerpoints I spent on it.

There's a promotional credit out on Amazon.com for pre-ordering the next page of the thread. You should totally check it out.

Man, this sucks. I just tried to activate this thread on the Steam forums, but it doesn't work. Guess I have to keep coming to GWJ.

Paleocon wrote:

If there was a soundtrack it would sound something like this:

Monday:
Morning: Country
Afternoon: Hip Hop
Night: Gospel

Tuesday:
Morning: Hip Hop
Afternoon: Bollywood
Night: Gospel

Wednesday:
Morning: Hip Hop
Afternoon: Bollywood
Night: Gospel

Thursday:
Morning: Hip Hop
Afternoon: Bollywood
Night: Gospel

Friday:
Morning: Country
Afternoon: Hip Hop
Night: Goth

Saturday:
Morning: Death Metal
Afternoon: Death Metal
Night: Goth

Sunday:
Morning: Death Metal
Afternoon: Death Metal
Night: Goth

Could we get the Goth girl and Gospel girl to mud wrestle for the pride of their particular music genres? I want to place a bet on the Goth girl.

I'd take that bet. I went to a conservative Christian college. Gospel girls are mean.

That boobwich picture is freaking me the Hell out. Are the sandwich fixings like...in them?!

I'm with grenn. Gospel takes that hands down.