FF2011: GWJFFL Week 9

GWJFFLK
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Booth Review Division
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#1 *-Fresno Fog (Legion_SB) 6-2 PF: 1054.65
#4 *-Lars and the Real Homer (Laarrs_GWJ) 5-3 PF: 1077.05
#3 *-Team Grumpicus (Grumpicus) 5-3 PF: 1105.95
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Mu Epsilon Kappa
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#2 *-The Elliottx Experience (elliottx) 5-3 PF: 1186.4
#5 Minaseans (mcheshier) 5-3 PF: 1037.7
#9 Jeff Goldblum's Unfertilized Egg (kaostheory) 4-4 PF: 985.05
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Fairy Princess Division
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#7 *-Mandana (ukickmydog) 5-3 PF: 969.35
#8 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (Landshrk83) 4-4 PF: 947.65
#11 JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (Jolly) 1-7 PF: 948.05
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Pops and Tops
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#6 *-Garion's Muffin Tops (garion333) 5-3 PF: 1030.35
#10 Travis Henry is my Dad (myles_1978) 2-6 PF: 935.75
#12 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (oldmanscene24) 1-7 PF: 927.45
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#3 Team Grumpicus (5-3) vs #8 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (4-4)
#2 The Elliottx Experience (5-3) vs #6 Garion's Muffin Tops (5-3)
#5 Minaseans (5-3) vs #10 Travis Henry is my Dad (2-6)
#1 Fresno Fog (6-2) vs #11 JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (1-7)
#9 Jeff Goldblum's Unfertilized Egg (4-4) vs #12 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (1-7)
#4 Lars and the Real Homer (5-3) vs #7 Mandana (5-3)
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GWJFFL1
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North
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#9 *-KAOS - International Organization of Evil (kaostheory) 4-4 PF: 861.45
#7 Minaseans (mcheshier) 4-4 PF: 1009.3
#10 The Elliottx Xenophobes (elliottx) 3-5 PF: 998.3
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South
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#1 *-Old Man's Depends (oldmanscene24) 6-2 PF: 1019.7
#6 *-New Brewton Guzzlers (cybardian) 5-3 PF: 1006.95
#12 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) 1-7 PF: 969.3
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East
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#2 *-Nightmare's Heavies (tboon) 5-3 PF: 1122.05
#3 *-Leap's Peeps (LeapingGnome) 5-3 PF: 1105.85
#11 Makisupa Policemen (Phishposer) 1-7 PF: 1013.45
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West
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#5 *-This..is..KARMA's TEAM! (karmajay) 5-3 PF: 1019.65
#4 Legion's 9 Toenails (Legion_SB) 5-3 PF: 1088.9
#8 GBuchold's Altogether Convincing Simulacra (gbuchold) 4-4 PF: 1006.15
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#12 Grump's Chumps (1-7) vs #9 KAOS - International Organization of Evil (4-4)
#4 Legion's 9 Toenails (5-3) vs #11 Makisupa Policemen (1-7)
#5 This..is..KARMA's TEAM! (5-3) vs #2 Nightmare's Heavies (5-3)
#1 Old Man's Depends (6-2) vs #10 The Elliottx Xenophobes (3-5)
#8 GBuchold's Altogether Convincing Simulacra (4-4) vs #3 Leap's Peeps (5-3)
#6 New Brewton Guzzlers (5-3) vs #7 Minaseans (4-4)
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GWJFFL2
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North
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#5 *-The Randy Savages (Iridium884) 5-3 PF: 1061.75
#10 No More Room in Hell (Landshrk83) 3-5 PF: 949.15
#11 Gumbie's Damnits (Gumbie) 1-7 PF: 923.6
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South
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#2 *-The Wild Frakkers (boogle) 6-2 PF: 1092.55
#7 My Grumps (Grumpicus) 4-4 PF: 1128.3
#8 Afghan Rednecks (Bill_Bonney) 3-5 PF: 984.85
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East
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#4 *-Bros Before Shiancoes (Kush15) 6-2 PF: 985.65
#6 *-Cobble Stoned (Cobble) 4-4 PF: 1010.15
#9 Jolly's Giants (Jolly) 3-5 PF: 956.5
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West
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#1 *-The Rat Pack (Rat_Boy) 6-2 PF: 1161.6
#3 *-Garion's Gruntz (garion333) 6-2 PF: 1090.15
#12 Gremlins (aetrapp) 1-7 PF: 891.9
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#7 My Grumps (4-4) vs #5 The Randy Savages (5-3)
#2 The Wild Frakkers (6-2) vs #11 Gumbie's Damnits (1-7)
#1 The Rat Pack (6-2) vs #6 Cobble Stoned (4-4)
#12 Gremlins (1-7) vs #9 Jolly's Giants (3-5)
#3 Garion's Gruntz (6-2) vs #4 Bros Before Shiancoes (6-2)
#8 Afghan Rednecks (3-5) vs #10 No More Room in Hell (3-5)
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GWJFFL3
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North
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#2 *-Fighting Marmots (gwjrabbit) 7-1 PF: 1175.4
#5 *-Screaming MiMis (mudbunny) 5-3 PF: 1103.15
#12 [color=red]yz[/color]-Cambridge Cylons (Flitcraft) 1-7 PF: 923.45
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South
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#4 *-Stele's Harbaugh Handshake (Stele) 6-2 PF: 1144.75
#7 Murderflies (Indy1285) 3-5 PF: 930.35
#10 Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald (justinbot) 2-6 PF: 946.9
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East
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#1 *-Bonkers (ukickmydog) 8-0 PF: 1150.9
#6 *-Ray Guns (nightelfmohawk) 3-5 PF: 993.95
#9 y-The Honey Badgers (Apollo0507) 2-6 PF: 897.95
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West
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#3 *-Grump's Ruttin' Mudders (Grumpicus) 7-1 PF: 1173.2
#8 Damp Squids (iaintgotnopants) 3-5 PF: 896.3
#11 [color=red]yz[/color]-The Wardens (Namikaze) 1-7 PF: 877.1
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#4 Stele's Harbaugh Handshake (6-2) vs #3 Grump's Ruttin' Mudders (7-1)
#5 Screaming MiMis (5-3) vs #6 Ray Guns (3-5)
#2 Fighting Marmots (7-1) vs #1 Bonkers (8-0)
#12 Cambridge Cylons (1-7) vs #9 The Honey Badgers (2-6)
#7 Murderflies (3-5) vs #11 The Wardens (1-7)
#10 Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald (2-6) vs #8 Damp Squids (3-5)
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GWJFFLX
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DIVISION 1
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Old Man's Goiter 4-0 PF: 453.9
The Elliottx Excellence 2-2 PF: 295.6
Team Maximus 1-3 PF: 380.9
Leap's Dynasty Peeps 0-4 PF: 330.1
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DIVISION 2
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Team Johnson 3-1 PF: 459.9
Why Can't We Be Friends 2-2 PF: 527.9
Team Quinn 2-2 PF: 396.1
Phishposer's Phollies 0-4 PF: 369
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DIVISION 3
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Norcal Rats 3-1 PF: 447.4
Legion's Unnamed Team 2-2 PF: 372.5
Gumbie's Dammits 1-3 PF: 341.4
Pigpen's Pigskinators 1-3 PF: 287.6
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DIVISION 4
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Team ukick 4-0 PF: 489.7
I'm Bad At Naming Things 3-1 PF: 509.2
Custer's Dead Cavalry 2-2 PF: 480.1
Ottawa Dirty Bunnies 2-2 PF: 397.4
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
Pigpen's Pigskinators (1-3) vs Team Maximus (1-3)
Legion's Unnamed Team (2-2) vs Leap's Dynasty Peeps (0-4)
Gumbie's Dammits (1-3) vs Old Man's Goiter (4-0)
Norcal Rats (3-1) vs The Elliottx Excellence (2-2)
I'm Bad At Naming Things (3-1) vs Team Johnson (3-1)
Ottawa Dirty Bunnies (2-2) vs Phishposer's Phollies (0-4)
Custer's Dead Cavalry (2-2) vs Why Can't We Be Friends (2-2)
Team ukick (4-0) vs Team Quinn (2-2)
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Legend:
* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
[color=green]d[/color] - Clinched division
[color=green]b[/color] - Clinched round 1 bye
[color=green]x[/color] - Clinched wildcard
[color=red]y[/color] - Eliminated from division contention
[color=red]z[/color] - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
[color=red]o[/color] - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Byes: Panthers, Lions, Jaguars, Vikings

My 7-1 Marmots finally get their shot against the undefeated Bonkers! High hopes!

Ooh, Grumps this week.

And wow, some playoff possibilities already happening in FFL3.

Wow, 3 losses in a row in the Keeper league and I'm still very much in first place.

You're going down silly rabbit!

garion333 wrote:

Wow, 3 losses in a row in the Keeper league and I'm still very much in first place.

I see that. I'd like to know what I need to do to get out of the Booth Review division next year, too many good quality teams in there.

Lars wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Wow, 3 losses in a row in the Keeper league and I'm still very much in first place.

I see that. I'd like to know what I need to do to get out of the Booth Review division next year, too many good quality teams in there. ;)

Guess why I quit.

PF and rankings are wonky in 2 for sure.
No offense to Kush, but you have been lucky considering your record (6-2) and your overall PF (985).
My PA is ridiculously low as well (858), but I suspect we will have some reshuffling before the playoffs.

I've been top 4 in FFL3 scoring every week except for one week where I was 2nd from the bottom. But of course that week I won.

boogle wrote:
Lars wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Wow, 3 losses in a row in the Keeper league and I'm still very much in first place.

I see that. I'd like to know what I need to do to get out of the Booth Review division next year, too many good quality teams in there. ;)

Guess why I quit.

Because you're a quitter?

Edit: The reality is that fully half the teams in the league are tied at 5-3 with two at 4-4 and one at 6-2. The rankings are very much in flux with 5 full weeks still to play.

Edit2: Just noticed that in GWJFFL2, I have the second-highest PF and yet am still 4-4. Stupid scheduling...

boogle wrote:
Lars wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Wow, 3 losses in a row in the Keeper league and I'm still very much in first place.

I see that. I'd like to know what I need to do to get out of the Booth Review division next year, too many good quality teams in there. ;)

Guess why I quit.

I'm going to take a wild stab at this, but is it because your team was awful? That's what I'm going with.

Lars wrote:
boogle wrote:
Lars wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Wow, 3 losses in a row in the Keeper league and I'm still very much in first place.

I see that. I'd like to know what I need to do to get out of the Booth Review division next year, too many good quality teams in there. ;)

Guess why I quit.

I'm going to take a wild stab at this, but is it because your team was awful? That's what I'm going with. ;)

You picked a winner sir.

boogle wrote:

PF and rankings are wonky in 2 for sure.
No offense to Kush, but you have been lucky considering your record (6-2) and your overall PF (985).
My PA is ridiculously low as well (858), but I suspect we will have some reshuffling before the playoffs.

It helps when you go on a 5-game win streak against teams that are (4-4), (3-5), (3-5), (1-7), (1-7).

My next 5 matchups are against 3 playoff teams (if the season ended today) and my two division opponents.

Grumpicus wrote:

Edit2: Just noticed that in GWJFFL2, I have the second-highest PF and yet am still 4-4. Stupid scheduling... :(

I beat you 168.5-163.5 in our Week 4 matchup. I haven't scored anywhere close to that all season

If we meet in the playoffs, you will get your revenge...........................if I can hang on to make the playoffs, that is.

Dear Peyton Hillis,

I hate you.

IMAGE(http://ll-100.ea.com/cem/u/f/GPO/easports.com/madden/madden12/hillis_cover.jpg)

So, I hope people know who *not* to take next year.

Tell me about it. I have him in league 1.

Roy Helu is getting his first start.

I just hope Grumps doesn't beat me with Ogbonnaya.

Stele wrote:

I just hope Grumps doesn't beat me with Ogbonnaya. ;)

I probably should have put Tomlinson in the flex but just for fun...

If anybody has Julio Jones or Anthony Fasano starting, they are friggin' geniuses.

Rat Boy wrote:

If anybody has Julio Jones or Anthony Fasano starting, they are friggin' geniuses.

Really? He's starting in all four five leagues.

Grumpicus wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

If anybody has Julio Jones or Anthony Fasano starting, they are friggin' geniuses.

Really? He's starting in all four five leagues.

Weeeeeell.

[size=1]Sorry, ThinJ.[/size]

I benched Marshall this week. Brilliant move.

Grumpicus wrote:
Stele wrote:

I just hope Grumps doesn't beat me with Ogbonnaya. ;)

I probably should have put Tomlinson in the flex but just for fun...

Yep.

This goes out to Ben Tate and Marshawn Lynch

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think they have an ear piece and before the game they get info "Hey Marshawn...Gumbie benched you this week I need you to get a ton of yards today."

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Give me your tears Gumbie.

boogle wrote:

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Give me your tears Gumbie.

I'm 1 and 7. At this point I'm just trying to f*ck other people's seasons up.

I can't believe I played the SF defense over the GB defense. 2 INTs run back for touchdowns!!!

rabbit wrote:

I can't believe I played the SF defense over the GB defense. 2 INTs run back for touchdowns!!!

I can't believe you own the SF and GB defenses. Lucky man.