FF2011: GWJFFL Week 8

GWJFFLK
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Booth Review Division
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#2 *-Fresno Fog (Legion_SB) 5-2 PF: 944.9
#5 *-Lars and the Real Homer (Laarrs_GWJ) 4-3 PF: 933.7
#4 *-Team Grumpicus (Grumpicus) 4-3 PF: 939.1
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Mu Epsilon Kappa
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#1 *-The Elliottx Experience (elliottx) 5-2 PF: 1061.65
#6 Minaseans (mcheshier) 4-3 PF: 908.3
#9 Jeff Goldblum's Unfertilized Egg (kaostheory) 3-4 PF: 877.85
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Fairy Princess Division
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#8 *-Mandana (ukickmydog) 4-3 PF: 809.45
#7 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (Landshrk83) 4-3 PF: 848.15
#11 JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (Jolly) 1-6 PF: 846.9
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Pops and Tops
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#3 *-Garion's Muffin Tops (garion333) 5-2 PF: 925.8
#10 Travis Henry is my Dad (myles_1978) 2-5 PF: 840.4
#12 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (oldmanscene24) 1-6 PF: 828.6
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#4 Team Grumpicus (4-3) vs #10 Travis Henry is my Dad (2-5)
#2 Fresno Fog (5-2) vs #12 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (1-6)
#7 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (4-3) vs #6 Minaseans (4-3)
#11 JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (1-6) vs #9 Jeff Goldblum's Unfertilized Egg (3-4)
#5 Lars and the Real Homer (4-3) vs #3 Garion's Muffin Tops (5-2)
#8 Mandana (4-3) vs #1 The Elliottx Experience (5-2)
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GWJFFL1
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North
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#8 *-KAOS - International Organization of Evil (kaostheory) 4-3 PF: 762.9
#9 Minaseans (mcheshier) 3-4 PF: 882.35
#10 The Elliottx Xenophobes (elliottx) 3-4 PF: 903.65
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South
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#2 *-Old Man's Depends (oldmanscene24) 5-2 PF: 877
#7 New Brewton Guzzlers (cybardian) 4-3 PF: 876
#12 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) 1-6 PF: 857.05
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East
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#3 *-Nightmare's Heavies (tboon) 4-3 PF: 984.1
#4 *-Leap's Peeps (LeapingGnome) 4-3 PF: 968.4
#11 Makisupa Policemen (Phishposer) 1-6 PF: 896.85
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West
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#1 *-Legion's 9 Toenails (Legion_SB) 5-2 PF: 988.1
#6 *-This..is..KARMA's TEAM! (karmajay) 4-3 PF: 891.75
#5 GBuchold's Altogether Convincing Simulacra (gbuchold) 4-3 PF: 912.25
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#12 Grump's Chumps (1-6) vs #6 This..is..KARMA's TEAM! (4-3)
#10 The Elliottx Xenophobes (3-4) vs #4 Leap's Peeps (4-3)
#9 Minaseans (3-4) vs #11 Makisupa Policemen (1-6)
#2 Old Man's Depends (5-2) vs #5 GBuchold's Altogether Convincing Simulacra (4-3)
#8 KAOS - International Organization of Evil (4-3) vs #3 Nightmare's Heavies (4-3)
#7 New Brewton Guzzlers (4-3) vs #1 Legion's 9 Toenails (5-2)
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GWJFFL2
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North
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#5 *-The Randy Savages (Iridium884) 4-3 PF: 921.1
#8 No More Room in Hell (Landshrk83) 3-4 PF: 858.5
#11 Gumbie's Damnits (Gumbie) 1-6 PF: 818.35
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South
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#3 *-The Wild Frakkers (boogle) 5-2 PF: 967.65
#6 *-My Grumps (Grumpicus) 3-4 PF: 964
#10 Afghan Rednecks (Bill_Bonney) 2-5 PF: 834.8
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East
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#4 *-Bros Before Shiancoes (Kush15) 5-2 PF: 878.4
#7 Cobble Stoned (Cobble) 3-4 PF: 896.75
#9 Jolly's Giants (Jolly) 3-4 PF: 857.95
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West
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#1 *-The Rat Pack (Rat_Boy) 6-1 PF: 1016.9
#2 *-Garion's Gruntz (garion333) 6-1 PF: 979.4
#12 Gremlins (aetrapp) 1-6 PF: 756.45
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#6 My Grumps (3-4) vs #12 Gremlins (1-6)
#3 The Wild Frakkers (5-2) vs #2 Garion's Gruntz (6-1)
#11 Gumbie's Damnits (1-6) vs #4 Bros Before Shiancoes (5-2)
#8 No More Room in Hell (3-4) vs #7 Cobble Stoned (3-4)
#5 The Randy Savages (4-3) vs #9 Jolly's Giants (3-4)
#10 Afghan Rednecks (2-5) vs #1 The Rat Pack (6-1)
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GWJFFL3
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North
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#2 *-Fighting Marmots (gwjrabbit) 6-1 PF: 1062.3
#5 *-Screaming MiMis (mudbunny) 4-3 PF: 988.5
#12 Cambridge Cylons (Flitcraft) 1-6 PF: 788.35
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South
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#4 *-Stele's Harbaugh Handshake (Stele) 5-2 PF: 988.1
#6 *-Murderflies (Indy1285) 3-4 PF: 841.05
#9 Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald (justinbot) 2-5 PF: 798.2
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East
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#1 *-Bonkers (ukickmydog) 7-0 PF: 992.5
#8 The Honey Badgers (Apollo0507) 2-5 PF: 796.7
#10 Ray Guns (nightelfmohawk) 2-5 PF: 886.2
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West
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#3 *-Grump's Ruttin' Mudders (Grumpicus) 6-1 PF: 1036.3
#7 Damp Squids (iaintgotnopants) 3-4 PF: 816.35
#11 The Wardens (Namikaze) 1-6 PF: 776.05
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#12 Cambridge Cylons (1-6) vs #3 Grump's Ruttin' Mudders (6-1)
#10 Ray Guns (2-5) vs #6 Murderflies (3-4)
#1 Bonkers (7-0) vs #9 Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald (2-5)
#5 Screaming MiMis (4-3) vs #11 The Wardens (1-6)
#8 The Honey Badgers (2-5) vs #4 Stele's Harbaugh Handshake (5-2)
#2 Fighting Marmots (6-1) vs #7 Damp Squids (3-4)
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GWJFFLX
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DIVISION 1
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Old Man's Goiter 3-0 PF: 330.5
Team Maximus 1-2 PF: 290.9
The Elliottx Excellence 1-2 PF: 182
Leap's Dynasty Peeps 0-3 PF: 240.2
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DIVISION 2
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Why Can't We Be Friends 2-1 PF: 416
Team Johnson 2-1 PF: 365.7
Team Quinn 1-2 PF: 268.4
Phishposer's Phollies 0-3 PF: 369
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DIVISION 3
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Norcal Rats 2-1 PF: 329.1
Legion's Unnamed Team 2-1 PF: 298.6
Pigpen's Pigskinators 1-2 PF: 271.6
Gumbie's Dammits 1-2 PF: 261.6
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DIVISION 4
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Team ukick 3-0 PF: 346
I'm Bad At Naming Things 2-1 PF: 358.7
Ottawa Dirty Bunnies 2-1 PF: 307.2
Custer's Dead Cavalry 1-2 PF: 317.4
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
Team Johnson (2-1) vs Team Maximus (1-2)
Team Quinn (1-2) vs Leap's Dynasty Peeps (0-3)
Why Can't We Be Friends (2-1) vs Old Man's Goiter (3-0)
Phishposer's Phollies (0-3) vs The Elliottx Excellence (1-2)
I'm Bad At Naming Things (2-1) vs Pigpen's Pigskinators (1-2)
Ottawa Dirty Bunnies (2-1) vs Norcal Rats (2-1)
Custer's Dead Cavalry (1-2) vs Gumbie's Dammits (1-2)
Team ukick (3-0) vs Legion's Unnamed Team (2-1)
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Legend:
* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
[color=green]d[/color] - Clinched division
[color=green]b[/color] - Clinched round 1 bye
[color=green]x[/color] - Clinched wildcard
[color=red]y[/color] - Eliminated from division contention
[color=red]z[/color] - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
[color=red]o[/color] - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Byes: Falcons, Bears, Packers, Jets, Raiders, Buccaneers

Damn, I can't catch any sort of break this year. Its been tough tough.

I don't know how I'm currently a playoff team in FFL1 with only 762 points. In all non-X leagues, I am 47/48 in points for. Hell there are teams in FFLX who will probably surpass me, yet I still have a winning record. Does not compute.

Tough matchup in 2 against garion.

Team name change brings me back to winning ways!

Actually lucky as hell because last week was my worst bye week with a lot of players out.

boogle wrote:

Tough matchup in 2 against garion.

Maybe, because of injuries and byes I'm barely able to field an entire team. We'll see.

I got a bit of injury bug this week as well (Wells and McGahee) but we'll see man.

Jolly Bill gets a win in GWJFFLK!! His first win of the season!

Jolly Bill wrote:

Jolly Bill gets a win in GWJFFLK!! His first win of the season! :(

Dammit!

We appreciate your sacrifice.

I went into this week expecting all my teams to lose because of general crappiness, injuries, and a ton of byes, yet somehow all 4 of them won... Very confused

Hate having probably/questionable players for MNF. Way too late to make any good decisions, pretty much have to leave them out.

So far, it's looking like I should have started Kolb over Brees. Who'd have thunk?

Damn. Grump kicked my ass this week. Stupid Steven Jackson finally got over his TDitis at just the right time it seems.

Holy balls! 26 points for the Lions defense? Tim Tebow!

I almost feel bad about my non-GWJ league where I'm winning 95-49 and my opponent apparently didn't login and left 3 BYE players still playing.

I say almost because I'm 2-5 in that league and need to almost win out to get in the playoffs. So not really.

In X league: Phishposer, forget something?

What happened to Elliotx this week? He left in two injured guys against me. I want to win of course, but not like this. Not like this!

Thank you Miles Austin for your worthless 5.7 points. This season can't end quick enough for me.

Come on, Ryan Matthews. Prove that *Legion* isn't the best that Fresno State can turn out!

Hey, Fresno State also produced Gilmore Girls' Mrs. Kim.

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That bs offensive pass interference call on Gates is so gonna cost me two games at this point. At least I've already lost the game this week against Grumps.

Thanks to Phillip Douche-face Rivers, instead of the Chargers kicking a FG in regulation and taking home a 2-pt W for Kush, the game goes to OT, and Gumbie gets 2 pts from the Chargers defense in OT, and we tie.

Actually, in the box score, it says he gets 13 pts for the Chargers defense, and when I clicked the scoring breakdown, it says they earned 11 points. ??

I sucked this week. Three losses. Two were close(ish) at least.

Ok in what world does Jackie Battle score more points than Mendenhall AND Jason Avant/Malcom Floyd both out score Miles Austin.

garion333 wrote:

I sucked this week. Three losses. Two were close(ish) at least.

I did my best to give that game to you.

LeapingGnome wrote:

What happened to Elliotx this week? He left in two injured guys against me. I want to win of course, but not like this. Not like this!

I feel less bad now, since his optimum lineup wasn't enough to overcome the mighty Peeps.

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GWJFFLK
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Team Grumpicus (5-3) 166.85 vs Travis Henry is my Dad (2-6) 95.35
Fresno Fog (6-2) 109.75 vs Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (1-7) 98.85
Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (4-4) 99.5 vs Minaseans (5-3) 129.4
JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (1-7) 101.15 vs Jeff Goldblum's Unfertilized Egg (4-4) 107.2
Lars and the Real Homer (5-3) 143.35 vs Garion's Muffin Tops (5-3) 104.55
Mandana (5-3) 159.9 vs The Elliottx Experience (5-3) 124.75
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GWJFFL1
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Grump's Chumps (1-7) 112.25 vs This..is..KARMA's TEAM! (5-3) 127.9
The Elliottx Xenophobes (3-5) 94.65 vs Leap's Peeps (5-3) 137.45
Minaseans (4-4) 126.95 vs Makisupa Policemen (1-7) 116.6
Old Man's Depends (6-2) 142.7 vs GBuchold's Altogether Convincing Simulacra (4-4) 93.9
KAOS - International Organization of Evil (4-4) 98.55 vs Nightmare's Heavies (5-3) 137.95
New Brewton Guzzlers (5-3) 130.95 vs Legion's 9 Toenails (5-3) 100.8
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GWJFFL2
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My Grumps (4-4) 164.3 vs Gremlins (1-7) 135.45
The Wild Frakkers (6-2) 124.9 vs Garion's Gruntz (6-2) 110.75
Gumbie's Damnits (1-7) 105.25 vs Bros Before Shiancoes (6-2) 107.25
No More Room in Hell (3-5) 90.65 vs Cobble Stoned (4-4) 113.4
The Randy Savages (5-3) 140.65 vs Jolly's Giants (3-5) 98.55
Afghan Rednecks (3-5) 150.05 vs The Rat Pack (6-2) 144.7
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GWJFFL3
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Cambridge Cylons (1-7) 135.1 vs Grump's Ruttin' Mudders (7-1) 136.9
Ray Guns (3-5) 107.75 vs Murderflies (3-5) 89.3
Bonkers (8-0) 158.4 vs Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald (2-6) 148.7
Screaming MiMis (5-3) 114.65 vs The Wardens (1-7) 101.05
The Honey Badgers (2-6) 101.25 vs Stele's Harbaugh Handshake (6-2) 156.65
Fighting Marmots (7-1) 113.1 vs Damp Squids (3-5) 79.95
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GWJFFLX
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Team Johnson (3-1) 94.2 vs Team Maximus (1-3) 90
Team Quinn (2-2) 127.7 vs Leap's Dynasty Peeps (0-4) 89.9
Why Can't We Be Friends (2-2) 111.9 vs Old Man's Goiter (4-0) 123.4
Phishposer's Phollies (0-4) 0 vs The Elliottx Excellence (2-2) 113.7
I'm Bad At Naming Things (3-1) 150.6 vs Pigpen's Pigskinators (1-3) 16
Ottawa Dirty Bunnies (2-2) 90.2 vs Norcal Rats (3-1) 118.4
Custer's Dead Cavalry (2-2) 162.7 vs Gumbie's Dammits (1-3) 79.8
Team ukick (4-0) 143.7 vs Legion's Unnamed Team (2-2) 73.9
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Weekly welfare check (+$1):
GWJFFLK - Travis Henry is my Dad (2-6) 95.35
GWJFFL1 - GBuchold's Altogether Convincing Simulacra (4-4) 93.9
GWJFFL2 - No More Room in Hell (3-5) 90.65
GWJFFL3 - Damp Squids (3-5) 79.95
GWJFFLX - Phishposer's Phollies (0-4) 0

All hail the welfare queen (+$1): Phishposer's Phollies (0-4) 0

Grumpicus wrote:

Weekly welfare check (+$1):
GWJFFL3 - Damp Squids (3-5) 79.95

It's nice to finally be recognized for my ineptitude.