Welcome folks, and happy “43rd Anniversary of the Space Shuttle reveal” week! You may all celebrate by remembering when folks spoke of space travel as a two-way journey, then replaying the Aztec Complex level in Goldeneye 007 with the stolen space shuttle.
Welcome folks, and happy “Keanu Reeves’ birthday” week. You may all celebrate by marvelling how strange and difficult it is for someone to be universally loved these days, musing on the unique relationship between celebrities and fans, and concluding, “woah.”
Welcome folks, and happy “3rd Ashes Test hangover” week! You may all celebrate by: (a) saying Australia was robbed by that last not-out LBW decision, (b) signing the petition to give Stokes a knighthood, or (c) being glad you don’t know, or have to know, anything about cricket.