Dateline: Fartsburg. Mayor DoubtingThomas is about to deliver his first State of the City speech. Afterward, stay tuned as we interview particularly photogenic members of the audience who have been pre-screened by our editorial department to make certain nobody says anything we don't want you to agree with.
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What do you mean, "That mic is hot"?
This week I'm playing “Beat Pneumonia By PAX East 2016.” I haven't been able to go to PAX since 2009, and I'll be damned if I’m going to let a little fluid in my lungs keep me out this year, when I actually have tickets and my wife made me an awesome T-shirt so that you fine folks can recognize me.
If you spot me, swing on by and say hello.
Sponsored By: Blame it on Strangeblades, even though I bought it myself
Time Played: 65 minutes, in 30 second increments
Skull Review
Forget epilepsy warnings, this game should have a panic-attack warning.
Everyone in the room winces, hisses, or sighs as Saddler – predictably – kills Luis in front of Leon's eyes. The villain's hand clasps around the sample of Capcom's latest fictional infection just before our hero can obtain it. We had a feeling Luis wouldn't live to see the end credits, but we had at least hoped his end would be a bit more ... dignified.
"The sample ...
You know, I could do my usual number where I try to mention as many interesting, indie titles as I can cram in here. There's certainly a lot of them coming out that look to be worth a glance.
I'm not going to do that, however. So you won't be hearing me wax eloquent about Julai, or Goetia, or Dear Red: Extended Edition.
