Â"You wanna go somewhere?Â"

After four and a half years with my gamer, I have learned to recognize what this means. It means that we are taking a trip to EB. For some reason that I donÂ't fully understand, but has to do with establishing dominance among his fellow gamers, Certis likes me to Go With when he goes game shopping. It is certainly not because of my usefulness on such trips – I wander the store looking vaguely at old Playstation titles and wishing the EB hadnÂ't got rid of their toy section. I can only surmise that actually having a member of the opposite sex with you in a gaming store is like wearing a Purple Heart at a veteranÂ's convention.

Hi there! :) :p lolol! Cool site! Did you know that guy in the bannerÂ's name is Stan!?!?! LOL, thatÂ's so funny, cuz its soooo boring, like, a DADÂ's name or somethingÂ"… Cool!!!

Just kidding. And, ow. I think I strained something.

Hello. This is Hoochie speaking. Certis left the keys to the website lying around while in the shower, and I figured that Elysia could use some help injecting some estrogen into this place. Look, you can see the boobies sprouting as we speak, turning your grey, overworked male superstructure vaguely hermaphroditic. DonÂ't get too used to my sweetly scented presence – unlike some people I have a job that requires me to bathe, dress, and actually leave the apartment – but on occasion you may see more vaguely editorial "She Said"s popping up.

And on to the show.