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By reading this, you place yourself into a population which knows who Wil Wheaton is. He's "that kid who played Wesley on 'Star Trek: The Next Generation.'" Suffering from that cruel flavor of one-shot-wonder curse that only happens to actors on successful TV shows, his graduation from TNG yielded no second-order limelight. He turned to writing, and thus to the internet, where I first stumbled across him writing about Linux distributions on his website years ago.

"The Happiest Days of our Lives" is Wheaton's third book. It isn't a big book. In fact, in the age of a profligate internet, it's positively tiny. Weighing in at 136 pages, if you judged it on word count you might think you were getting gypped. So here's the thing. If you thought Portal sucked because it's 3 hours long, don't buy this book (and you're not invited for dinner). If you're the kind of person who thinks any given song in Guitar Hero just isn't worth it, because it's only 3 minutes long, not only shouldn't you buy this book, and not only aren't you invited to dinner, but do I even know you?

But, on the other hand, if you're willing to look past something as simplistic as length, and those two comparisons made some kind of sense, then you should buy this book.

Water flows downhill, nature abhors a vacuum, an object at rest tends to stay at rest, and Harry Potter is selling like hot cakes made from opium.  Having never read the series, though it is slowly creeping up the long ladder of my summer reading list, I don't dare comment on the value of the novels, but I'm pretty sure that any interest in reading has got to be a pretty good thing.  However, Harry Potter may go on to prove the fallacy of the gateway drug theory, as millions storm the door of unfamiliar book stores and then promptly forget what a Barnes & Noble is or why anyone would want to go there. 

For now, though, the publishing industry is partying like it's 1999, including the part where the world might come to a crashing end tomorrow.  But, let's not dwell on the morbidity of the future and look at the good news ...

I like action flicks. Gimme some sex, some violence and a few gaping plot holes and I am a happy camper. Which also explains why I like the Anita Blake books by Laurell K. Hamilton, a series which follows the adventures of an intrepid and sarcastic Vampire Executioner through the streets of St. Louis and beyond. In her world, vampires and werewolves are legally recognized as American citizens, which at times complicates AnitaÂ's life in ways that only the soft porn industry can truly appreciate.

Either gaming news has withered lately or I've become apathetic as warm spring weather has started to hit Baltimore. (Just to let you know, the uncapitalized "spring" is brought to you by rule #1 on this site I just Googled. I only checked the one source. After all, if it's on the Web it has to be true.) When the front page begins to look a little weak, I like to resort to a community-fostering group project like this article. Let's begin with a question.

Starting today My Comics Page is reprinting every Bloom County comic strip online from the very beginning to the very end of the series. They will be posting six daily comics a day with the color Sunday comic going on every other day. That's a week of comics every two days!

According to SciFi.com's newswire, Stephen King is preparing to complete his magnum opus Dark Tower series with a final three volumes.  The fifth book in the series, Wolves of the Calla, will be available this Nov. 4th published by Donald M. Grant and Scribner Publishing - publishers of the previous four books - followed by Song of Susannah next summer and ending with The Dark Tower next fall.  The campaign will also feature promotion and reprinting of King's previous Dark Tower books.

Read on, for King's comments.

Apparently with the rabid pre-order ferocity of potential Harry Potter readers, Scholastic Children's Books decided that the only thing better than making a helluva lot of money, is to make even more.  Thus, one of the many records Harry Potter and The Order of The Pheonix is set to break is one for Most Expensive Children's Book.  Scholastic announced Thursday that Potter would hit the shelves with a MSRP of $29.99, a four dollar increase over the last book in the series at $25.95 and a solid fifteen dollars above the average for children's literature.  

What's the excuse?  Read on.

Since book 7 Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series has slowly mired itself deeper and deeper into a rut. Too many characters and sub-plots have ground the story down to a halting lurch where it seems to take 12 chapters to cover an event that should only take one. Crossroads of Twilight (Book 10) is the worst yet thanks to way too many non-essential characters and details the reader could care less about. Read on, IÂ'd warn you about spoilers but nothing really happens.

According to CNN, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix will be released on June 21st, 2003 worldwide.

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