Anna Nicole Smith does Janet [NWS]
Wednesday, August 11th, 2004 - 12:01pm
I barely know who she is at all, but I am sure some people might care.
Observe:
From Neowin.net forums
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After Janet Jackson's chest stunt, it was only a matter of time before someone followed suit. At the weekend, model and actress Anna Nicole Smith picked up where the singer left off, suffering what is now known as a 'wardrobe malfunction'.The 36-year-old former Playboy Playmate exposed her left breast while presenting an award in front of 1,000 VIP guests at a computer game awards show in Los Angeles.
The slip came days after the model - who two years ago inherited her late husband's £48million fortune - posed nude for a fashion magazine to quash rumours that she had surgery to lose about 80lb in weight.
The award show, G-Phoria, was hosted by Carmen Electra and husband Dave Navarro of rock band Jane's Addiction. Janet Jackson caused uproar when she bared her breast on live TV at the Super Bowl final in February.
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Damnit. Anyone got video?!
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Certis beat me to it. - Elysium
It''s not like there aren''t any videos or photos of A.N. Smith nude available in general.
I was going to say, ""Doesn''t she get nekkid for a living anyway?""
Edit - Oh and of course she didn''t have surgery to get thin, she''s rich enough she can still get un-neutered phen-fen.
Do you ever walk alone like a drifter in the dark?
She has horrible looking breasts.
For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. ~Ron Shelton, Bull Durham, 1988
Well, you bloat up and shrink back down once or twice and it happens, I guess.
I''m still wondering why they picked her for this show anyway... This whole working to get the 18-24 year old male demographic just seems to be sinking lower and lower to me. Sooner or later they''re just gonna go European and be like... BOOBS!
"Just remember that sometimes you need to allow problems to just roll like water off of a duckilama's back." ~Reaper
That woman is just brutish.
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My first thoughts, as well. It might just be me, but making a porno actress host of a show does not really scream ''class'', does it?
And if I haven't seen further, it's because those bloody giants blocked my sight.
Ever since I saw her E! show, I find her truly repulsive. What a lobotomized freak...
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All y''all guys would still screw her and you know it.
Not after I saw her on Leno.
She was doped up on something OUT OF HER MIND.
Leno had to struggle and talk to her like a child in order to get some kind of conversation going.
Then Al Roker came in and the first thing he asked her was ""How many moons are orbiting around your planet ?"", to the hysterical laughter of the audience.
At least Carmen Electra is attractive. Anna Nicole Smith is just a nasty cow. Ugh. I wouldn''t screw her if you paid me.
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Just how much are we talking about here? Cause I think I can work something out...
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I''m sorry but my mind has been playing tricks on me all week... I just read ""I wouldn''t pay her if you screwed me.""
I did a double-take and then pretty much LMAO @ myself. Man, I need a vacation.
Edit: Fixin'' der fat fingers.
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Yup. They''d sure hit it hard. They''re acting uppity and stuff.
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In my younger, hit anything that moves days, definitely. Now... Ehhh, I''m not so sure. But she wouldn''t be allowed to speak, that''s for sure!
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A gag-ball is definately in order for that session of luv-makin.
Dumb as rocks and she''s always been that way, although she was much better looking in ''the beginning'' of her career. Too bad she grew up and got even dumber.
Do you ever walk alone like a drifter in the dark?
I might hit it, but only if I could use the Chef Approved method of increasing the pleasure.
Also, Video Of Anna
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I''d hit it like it owed me money.
"Is that your blood?"
"Some of it, yeah."
You know, she looks real smart there. I love women with big brains.
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Yeah, I''m sure you''re really getting an eyeful of her big ""brains"" there Mex
"Just remember that sometimes you need to allow problems to just roll like water off of a duckilama's back." ~Reaper
to quote a famous comic:
""I wouldn''t F*#& her with a stolen D*ck!""
"Also, I have four legs and am covered in wool. Baa!" *Legion* reveals his inner furry.
What''s wrong with you guys? I''d be glad to whip out your willy and stick it inside her vagina.
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I wouldn''t touch it if you paid me. I think she is ugly and I''m beyond the need to have sex just for sex sake.
I don''t like blonds and I don''t like fake breasts and fake people.
For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. ~Ron Shelton, Bull Durham, 1988
Weirdo.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Switch over to the debate of sex for procreation vs recreation, and get this thread moved to P&C.
Yeah, thanks so much guys!!! :\\
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Copycat. If she''d had the guts to one-up Janet and have her implants explode on stage, it''d been proper showmanship.
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