7 of 9's ex-hubby's bad bad thing
Monday, June 21st, 2004 - 11:47pm
You know, the politics of this thing makes it boderline P&C material, but given that she's involved and that his name is Jack Ryan, I thought it was more funny than not. Resistance is and always has been futile.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Well, I don''t know (or care) about most of that, but if Jeri Ryan is married to a Republican Senator, that means she is probably Republican and that is always good in my book! This is yet another reason why she is one of my favorite actresses.
Was married to. The ""forcing to perform public sex acts"" should be grounds for divorce in anybody''s book.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Oh, I totally agree, although he didn''t ""force"" her to do anything. He asked her to perform sex acts, which she declined.
""She said she refused when Ryan asked her to perform a sexual act while others watched.""
Now don''t get me wrong, he''s still a sick bastid, I just chose to overlook all the scandal because I''m in a good mood right now. Nothing kills a good mood faster than realizing how F***ed up this world is.
Makes one nostalgic for the political theater of an election involving Gary Coleman and Gallagher.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
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Whats wrong with Public sex?
Aint nothing new about the world order..it's been playing since the day they put George Washington on a quarter
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Especially with Jeri Ryan.
Do you ever walk alone like a drifter in the dark?
Indeed. Nothing wrong with public sex, people. The only travesty is that he''s getting flack for it.
Move along, nothing to see here. Unfortunately.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Wonder if the unnamed act was a blumpkin. That would be wrong.
"Is that your blood?"
"Some of it, yeah."
There''s nothing wrong with blumpkins.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
It''ll start being wrong when the inevitable porn flick ""It''s the Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown"" comes out.
Edit: And speaking of obvious jokes, it''s been half a day and no one has come up with the most blatant one of all, words to the effect of, ""I guess he wanted her to do a little 60 of 9 in public.""
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Well, I suppose he could capitalize on it.
Seriously, it could work.
A bit of minor *NWS* action going on. (Thanks, Shack)
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
I guess he didn''t go with the suggestions at all.
""Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don''t react too well to bullets.""
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce