Odd Conversations

Attention Whore
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So I was playing some random Flash battleship multiplayer on some obscure website and I had the oddest conversation. Here is the whole conversation.

Me: BOOM
him: HEy
him: sneaky
***this made absolutely no sense. I mean, it's battleship for crying out loud**
him: I'm just playing with you
me: i know it's a game
him: god sum 1 with a sense of humour
me: yes i am god
him: y's that then?
me: huh?

So, that was the entirety of the conversation. Makes no frick'n sense to me. I was wondering if anyone else ever gets into these weird conversations?

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Yes, and oddly enough they were with real people. That''s why I got out of the customer service industry.

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Looks like you were playing against a dislexic eleven year old.

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Looks like you were playing against a dislexic eleven year old.

That''s practically an online ""clash of the titans.""

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Ha! Try being in customer service for dyslexic 11 year olds. I did it for about 10 months... about the record for anyone at that company.

Thank gods it was all over e-mail.

... I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.

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I have conversations like that every day, of course it is with myself, but thats not really the point .

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I like your purple taco.

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<HF-kun> I got to warn you eek, if you''re in a gay bar, I''m not so sure if they''re really ladies...
<Eek> i''d assume hf has prior experience.. hence the piece of advice
<Grive> I guess he needed to have a meatsaber duel with someone other than Hand Solo... a guy has needs
<Kaio-kun> I can defeat anyone''s dong!
<Kjeldoran> Japanese babies are a source of nine essential nutrients
<Roark> i may be a vegan, but at least i''m not Australian

<d23> You outgrew him KN
<Jay> well im around 78, and i need a woman who''s not using my diapers for her periods
<Sanzo-sama> There''s something seriously wrong with you

<Marlon> i blew one guy head over heels once...

<Eek> f*cking with HF is like a 14 y/o jacking off.. all it takes is a little bit and they blow

<Phate> February 69th
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<Ritalin> Pancakes are like the Japanese during WWII
<SailorAirman> Yellow and squinty?
<Bikutoru> pancakes find it hard to fight their own?
<Dragne> they''re also delicious

<Crapse> frolicing is the sh*t
<Marlon> we don''t allow it here, i swear!
<Marlon> the sh*t for you maybe
<Crapse> its natures version of the fake limp teh black peoples do
<Marlon> i have no arguement to that
* Marlon limps

<Kaio-kun> the second I get 100 bucks, I spend it all on crack, whores, anime, and crackwhore anime
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<Yuri> i think i may have pissed my self somehow
<Yuri> it makes no sense
<Yuri> or my crotch is evry sweatyu

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<vanisher|closed> with a vengance!
<vanisher> what with my month off and all.. should be no problem
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<Kain|AA> i had texmex last night, so the bowl is nice and ripe
<vanisher> texmex...
<vanisher> we meet again

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<TheKnife> it''s contemplating
<alien> oh sh*t

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Out of Context Theatre presents:

I like your purple taco.

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Attention Whore
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"Mex wrote:
I like your purple taco.

Thanks. I like you country. Good shelled meat products.

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Me Love You Long Time
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Out of Context Theatre presents:

I like your purple taco.

Coming from Mex I don''t think that was out of context. I think it was completely in context.

McChuck wrote:

rabbit wrote:
Spaz wrote:
It's weird who you meat during ConSeason, aint it?

Paging douchebag community copyeditors on aisle 3. McChuck? Wordsmythe?

Oh, c'mon. You suck one c*ck and you're forever known as a c*cksucker.

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Coming from Mex I don''t think that was out of context. I think it was completely in context.

Yeah, that''s more ""Welcome to what he just said theater"".

Also, this thread has become strangely self fullfilling.

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"Mex wrote:
I like your purple taco.

Me too. Reminds me of a movie, Debbie Does Dallas.

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Also, this thread has become strangely self fullfilling.

Write it and they will come?

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"Flux wrote:
"Mex wrote:
I like your purple taco.

Me too. Reminds me of a movie, Debbie Does Dallas.

My life is like a porn movie, without the porn.

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Write it and they will come?

Would this also be in the in-context theatre?

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"Flux wrote:
"Mex wrote:
I like your purple taco.

Me too. Reminds me of a movie, Debbie Does Dallas.

Do we really want to know what porn movie something from Wienerschnitzel reminds you of?

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come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

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My uncle always says, ""God wouldn''t make it look like a taco if you weren''t supposed to eat it.""

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