I've Got an Audible For You!
As is my custom lately I'm going out of town on Friday. This time, rather than relying upon hotel Internet, which I know doesn't even exist in this universe, I'm just going ahead and posting it tonight. I've been spending a lot of my free time losing on ESPN's NFL 2K5 HTML WYSIWYG FYI etc. In fact, my profile is free for the downloading now if you need a good laugh. You will encounter some of my patented moves such as: send every player in motion except for the one you intend to give the ball to; never ever ever run the QB forward; and the quick-release long bomb to the most uninhabited area of the field. (Elysium, if that was an improper use of the : and ;, please feel free to edit.) If you're still nervous about playing against me, I've included a quick glimpse of the most frequently used pages of my playbook. Have a look, but, remember, I can always FLIP them and totally throw you a curveball (mixed sports metaphor).
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I'm going to have to remember that 50 X Wrong Man!
Hilarious and describes my playing style exactly. Great job Sway!
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All I see on LIVE are you people playing this damn game. I can't wait for it to be released in the UK; I want to be as crap as Sway too.
Oh my god I laughed so hard when I saw those plays. I better start using new plays, here I thought I was the only using those! No wonder Certis kicks my ass everytime I play him at his place.
Although you did forget the ever popular 4th and 10, on your 15 yard line, of course I am going to go for it!
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I can sort of see where Sway was going with this, but American Football is still a pretty deep mystery to me, hence the humour is out of my reach
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For me American Football will always be "that sport where all of the guys run into each other all of the time".
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It is for me too, but I still found it funny. I love the last one.
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Yeah - even knowing zilch about football, it's STILL funny!
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Strong QB Flee must be related to my "which *&))(*(*) button makes this QB tuck the ball and scramble" play followed closely by the hahaha I tricked you take a knee by accident play. But most important WR Streak and then step out of bounds instead of going all the way to the end zone play - thats my fave... Usually happens so I am at the 4-5 yard line. I couldnt put a ball into the end zone with a bulldozer from there.
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Don't forget the "I'm a sissy.. Please Don't hurt me so I'll pass you the ball everytime so you can score" QB move
I get that a lot when I play with my friend on 2002 Blitz or something like that (I refer to it as the "Mike Kicks my ass at this Game")
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Beautiful. You left off my personal favorite, the "Weak Toss to Back Who Will Get Levelled Within A Picosecond." Though the quarterback scramble is priceless. Hell, who am I kidding, the whole thing is perfect.
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That rock's sway. You are
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Past several weeks.
This one should be on a mug......
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Oh wow, I want this on a shirt. This is absolute gold. Although, i'd like to add to the list my personal favorite "Three Step Drop And Toss To Man Covered By 4 People, Watch In Dismay As Ball Is Intercepted And Returned For TD"
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Sway, that was on the button- I was going to write an editorial about the same thing on some *koff* other site... but this did the job better than I could ever have.
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nah, I'll probably write it anyhow.
Excellent Stuff, Sway. You really captured the essence of my play style.
Although you forgot my patented play, which I cal "Not in the face!", in which my QB just keeps dropping back, looking in vain for an open receiver, until he gets pig-piled by the D-Line for a 20 yard loss.
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