Lawyeron, John Kerry's love toy and forum Cabana Boy saw fit to send his Employee Profile in, much to my delight. You see, Lawyeron is more than just a man who works the justice system, he is also from..... THE MATRIX! *Insert inane techno music*

Who the devil are you?

I am Lawyeron a/k/a Frogh. I'm a Plaintiff's attorney (I sue people) and am partially responsible for your increasing insurance premiums.

What are you supposed to be doing during the day when youÂ're reading GWJ?

I don't read GWJ during the day. I spend most of my time trying to squeeze money out of Ford, General Motors, Honda and unrepresented poor people to raise money to support my video game habit.

When youÂ're not working or gaming, what do you do with your time?

I like to watch television, read, go to the gym, hang out with the wife...

How about family? Do you have any kids?

Sorry, boys, I'm taken. I'm one half of a religious based heterosexual civil union. My better half's name is Natalie.

What was your favorite game over the last year or so? Why?

That's like asking me to pick the most beautiful star in the heavens. I guess the game I've played the most in Final Fantasy Tactics. I like girls with bunny ears.

Which game are you looking forward to most?

Half life 2, which I am supposed to get for free because I bought a Radeon 9800.

What is your fondest gaming memory?

Weeping to myself after watching Aeris die in Final Fantasy 7, so young, so innocent.

Finally, why do you play games at all? Why havenÂ't you outgrown them?

I always have to have my brain engaged one way or another. TV just bores me, unless I make it interactive. For instance when I scream at the Democrats.

Thanks for taking the time to answer our hard hitting questions!