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I lent my PS2 to someone for two months and for about a month of that I forgot I didn't have it anymore. I would have noticed if there were any games worth playing at the time.
Anyways, excellent article old chap. I'll look forward to the lavish awards I'm sure will be heaped on my lap in part two!
That whole article is like a great joke that I wish I could remember. There are so many good lines of trash talk that I'm going be full of evil giggling for the rest of the week.
For the "loser who hacked Valve" I think you could have also included something about his man-tits or "hacking with one hand." That would have been funny. Also, I would like to reveal first on GWJ that I am buying Microsoft.
I disagree with what you say, and I will deny, to your death, you're right to say it. - Bucky Katt
At first I was worried you might actually be doing a best of list, then I began reading. Whew! What a relief. Hilarious.
But seriously, I'm right there with you man. Link just looked gay. I like the game and all, the art direction of the rest of the game was pretty cool, but Link was goddamned creepy. I think if you stare into those eyes long enough your brain melts from the inside. That, or you begin to like showtunes.
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Also, I would like to reveal first on GWJ that I am buying Microsoft.
Hey man, you remember that time you borrowed $20? Well now it's payback time. You could just give me the Windows division or just park a truckload of money outside my house. Whatever.
"Welcome to Sucking Life, the online virtual world where you can be anyone you choose. For instance I chose to be a blue-skinned Grail Elf!" - Elf
"Sorry to hear that! I chose to be myself instead of living a dirty ass lie!" - Wonderella
Hey man, you remember that time you borrowed $20? Well now it's payback time.
Well, since you never said anything about interest, and I did say I would give you the money back... so I'll send you that cashier's check for $20 tomorrow.
I disagree with what you say, and I will deny, to your death, you're right to say it. - Bucky Katt
You're awfully demanding for a guy that lives in Sherlock.
"Welcome to Sucking Life, the online virtual world where you can be anyone you choose. For instance I chose to be a blue-skinned Grail Elf!" - Elf
"Sorry to hear that! I chose to be myself instead of living a dirty ass lie!" - Wonderella
Where's the mandatory joke about Duke Nukem Forever that's been in every 'best of' or 'game of the year' article for the past 3 years?
"Anakin, as embodied by [Hayden] Christensen, is the kind of needlessly moody kid you might see getting punched out in a Dairy Queen parking lot."
"”Paul Tatara on SW:Episode II
Location: Standing over a stained copy of an old Ronald McDonald ad, masturbating furiously screaming MY WAY!
Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 - 11:31pm
I'm pretty sure they've made or published games now and then. I remember some versions of Duke Nukem for GBA and Playstation, and then there's Max Payne...
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
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come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
HEY! Don't mess with Spike, those Highlander reruns are the only thing keeping me going this season!
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"White is the new black"
That, or it's a subtle commentary on the subjectivity and fundamentally flawed chemistry of the 'Best of' list genre.
Though, you're probably right. I have been feeling mentally ill of late.
"I think Elysium has the right of it" - Certis
I lent my PS2 to someone for two months and for about a month of that I forgot I didn't have it anymore. I would have noticed if there were any games worth playing at the time.
Anyways, excellent article old chap. I'll look forward to the lavish awards I'm sure will be heaped on my lap in part two!
Certis beat me to it. - Elysium
That whole article is like a great joke that I wish I could remember. There are so many good lines of trash talk that I'm going be full of evil giggling for the rest of the week.
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For the "loser who hacked Valve" I think you could have also included something about his man-tits or "hacking with one hand." That would have been funny. Also, I would like to reveal first on GWJ that I am buying Microsoft.
I disagree with what you say, and I will deny, to your death, you're right to say it. - Bucky Katt
Hmm, you cracked on the 'Cube and the PS2 what does that leave? The console with PC guts that were obsolete 2 years ago: Xbox.
It's always important to cover all bases.
At first I was worried you might actually be doing a best of list, then I began reading. Whew! What a relief. Hilarious.
But seriously, I'm right there with you man. Link just looked gay. I like the game and all, the art direction of the rest of the game was pretty cool, but Link was goddamned creepy. I think if you stare into those eyes long enough your brain melts from the inside. That, or you begin to like showtunes.
Hey man, you remember that time you borrowed $20? Well now it's payback time. You could just give me the Windows division or just park a truckload of money outside my house. Whatever.
"Welcome to Sucking Life, the online virtual world where you can be anyone you choose. For instance I chose to be a blue-skinned Grail Elf!" - Elf
"Sorry to hear that! I chose to be myself instead of living a dirty ass lie!" - Wonderella
Today's phrase that pays: verbal fellatio.
Just classic.
I'm pretty sure puss it two 's's.
*is*, I meant IS!
Ooooh, Xbox is next week, my friend. Patience, m' boy. Patience.
"I think Elysium has the right of it" - Certis
I nominate Deus Ex: Invisible War for the PC as XBox Game of the Year.
Just kidding!
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Well, since you never said anything about interest, and I did say I would give you the money back... so I'll send you that cashier's check for $20 tomorrow.
I disagree with what you say, and I will deny, to your death, you're right to say it. - Bucky Katt
You forgot to mention the Dreamcast somewhere in the awards. I demand it.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Also, I demand an award too.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Also, I demand more funny in your next article.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
You're awfully demanding for a guy that lives in Sherlock.
"Welcome to Sucking Life, the online virtual world where you can be anyone you choose. For instance I chose to be a blue-skinned Grail Elf!" - Elf
"Sorry to hear that! I chose to be myself instead of living a dirty ass lie!" - Wonderella
Sherlock has got America by the balls. Don't you watch TV?
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Can I have Mex's award? Oh wait... that probably won't be a good award...
On another note, funny read. Me Likey.
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I demand you take that back.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Where's the mandatory joke about Duke Nukem Forever that's been in every 'best of' or 'game of the year' article for the past 3 years?
"Anakin, as embodied by [Hayden] Christensen, is the kind of needlessly moody kid you might see getting punched out in a Dairy Queen parking lot."
"”Paul Tatara on SW:Episode II
That joke has been delayed until Q4 of 2005.
I disagree with what you say, and I will deny, to your death, you're right to say it. - Bucky Katt
Seriously though, how is that company still in business? They haven't made a game in years?
I'm pretty sure they've made or published games now and then. I remember some versions of Duke Nukem for GBA and Playstation, and then there's Max Payne...
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred