See That's Interplay Up There And...
Check your facts people! And by "people" I mean "Sway". Due to a total factual inaccuracy, and the fact that I don't have Photoshop here at work, my completed comic will once again have to be postponed. I'm forced to admit my mistake and promptly try to distract you by bringing you yet another episode in the outrageously popular "Please Make This Funny" segment. So go ahead and post your own caption for the comic. Also note the bonus area in the center. Wouldn't that sign make an excellent place to really spice up the punch line? I thought so, too. That is, until I found out my facts were wrong. Update: Posted my completed version.
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Small child: "Are the Black Isle Oompah-Loompahs in there, making magically Wonkalicious games for us to play?"
Security guard: "They're dead, kid. We fired them, then we ate them."
Bonus area: "Merry Christmas!"
On the sign:
Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
#1
"Even after removing the only useful asset we had left, we still don't have enough money to put words on that sign."
#2
On the sign:
Help wanted
No experience necessary
Not a paid position
#3
Interplay, a lesson in how NOT to run a company:
"So we're a company with no viable assets other than the blank sign out front... Someone fire the sign!"
I like KillerTomato's!
"Interested in pouring your heart and soul into a game, then seeing it raped by our management while we throw your ass on the street and laugh at your now hungry children as they sell matchsticks for food? Apply within!"
"We've learned irishmen have huge nipples, and that intellectual film critics are all huge gaywads. But most of all, we've learned that creeping corporate influence over the news media ... protects us from terrorism" - Norm Archer, Onion Movie
"Dead Men Tell No Tales!"
Being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.
"Now Hiring Interns!"
Being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.
"Complimentary lube for all new employees."
Mystic Violet wrote:
I thought the original strip was pretty funny.
Here's mine for the sign: "Wanted: More Hopes and Dreams to crush and throw in the furnace for winter."
I disagree with what you say, and I will deny, to your death, you're right to say it. - Bucky Katt
"Now Firing"
All for the sign:
"An equal opportunity fire-er."
"Lost creativity: reward if found."
"This building is condemned."
"Help not wanted."
"Warning: this facility hazardous to developers."
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
I think Spunior's is the best.
I disagree with what you say, and I will deny, to your death, you're right to say it. - Bucky Katt
"Now hiring talented Game Developers. Must have excellent mopping skills, ability to work night shift, and tolerance or enjoyment of solvent fumes. Not a development position."
or
"Profits wanted, will fire for food."
Graktar, Orc Hunter
Remember when we made Bard's Tale?
Bonus area: Lost: Market Share. Reward.
Little man out front: Whoever returns the market share is obviously the person who stole it... so they don't DESERVE any reward!
(I know there is no little man out front, but there should be.)
Sign: "Coming Soon Stonekeep 2"Tagline, "Where the weapons of mass destruction are really hidden"
I'm bringing sexy back!
Premises protected by: Ignorance
"Anakin, as embodied by [Hayden] Christensen, is the kind of needlessly moody kid you might see getting punched out in a Dairy Queen parking lot."
"”Paul Tatara on SW:Episode II
My caption is:
"We fell out with Fallout"
"One of these kids is doin his own thing,
One of these kids is not like the other..."
A note left at the scene simply read: "Pwn3d" - Hubbinsd
1. As the sign reads..."The end of the world is coming"
Small text at the bottom..."the world as we know it."
2. "All For A Dollar"
"failures 75% off"