What's your pirate name?

Militant Thespian
Donator V4.0
RichyRambo's picture
Location: Respawning in 15 seconds

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php

Mine is:

Red Roger Vane

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Artesia Druid - Tank/mDPS ~ Cyrana Mage - rDPS
BF2142 "Pod Six is jerks!"
XBL RichRambo

Goes to 11
Donator V5.0
hubbinsd's picture
Location: The Circus of Values

Captain Davy Cash

Even though there''s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you''re the one in charge. You''re musical, and you''ve got a certain style if not flair. You''ll do just fine. Arr!

Xbox Live: hubbinsd

So Fresh, So Clean
Donator
Sanjuro's picture
Location: back.

Dirty Jack Kidd

Morrolan wrote:

If there were any justice in the world, 'emoticons' would be a failed eighties Transformers spin off movie, in which all the bots transform into a symbol of an emotion, and which preaches gay rights.

Need Better Goggles
Donator V3.0
VicD714's picture
Location: DoC

Iron Jack Bonney

A pirate''s life isn''t easy; it takes a tough person. That''s okay with you, though, since you are that person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate''s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

LiquidMantis wrote:

Wow. Only GWJ can take a thread on bar bathroom girl-on-girl cheerleader action and turn it into man-on-man geek action.

GWJ Recruiter
Donator V3.0
Flux's picture
Location: Dirty South

Harry Stones McGee

Even though there''s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you''re the one in charge. Even though you''re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Xbox Live: Kooter06

Lord of the Rats
Rat Boy's picture
Location: Hitting. It.

Best...Question...Ever

Are you patriotic?
* Tears swell in my eyes when that national anthem plays.

* I hate this country.

* Muppets. Kermit is sexxxy

Arr, I be Black Tom Kidd. Sounds kinda racial, methinks. Arr.

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

Friction Fighter
Donator V2.0
Slick's picture
Location: Tigard, Oregon

Mad Morty Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you''re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Goes to 11
Donator V5.0
hubbinsd's picture
Location: The Circus of Values

"Flux wrote:
Harry Stones McGee

Hehe. Good one

Xbox Live: hubbinsd

This is Not a Scary Clown
Donator V5.0
Alien13z's picture
Location: Minneapolis

Bloody Harry Kidd.

We''re all related.

"All that time you waste dating and having sex could be better spent scouring the web for new game developer press releases." - Quintin_Stone

Lord of the Rats
Rat Boy's picture
Location: Hitting. It.

Arrr. The Kidd family reunion will be a wee bit bigger this year. Arr.

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

The Great Procrastinator
Location: ...

Quote:
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You''re musical, and you''ve got a certain style if not flair. You''ll do just fine. Arr!

I be Black Tom Cash.

Southern Sophisticate
Donator
Jadawin's picture
Location: Future Love Paradise

Iron Davy Read

A pirate''s life isn''t easy; it takes a tough person. That''s okay with you, though, since you are that person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You''ve got taste and education. Arr!

The world must know the awesome power of our gainfully employed fist! - Lord Xan

The unattainable is unknown at zombo.com!

GWJ Recruiter
Donator V3.0
Flux's picture
Location: Dirty South

"hubbinsd wrote:
"Flux wrote:
Harry Stones McGee

Hehe. Good one

I made it up of course. I couldn''t help myself.

Xbox Live: Kooter06

PIE MASTER
fangblackbone's picture
Location: bay area

Iron James Bonney

Being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

Greenwich Mean Gamer
Donator
1Dgaf's picture

Black Sam Kidd

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you''re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Rhymes with 'yidcaff'. I don't use smilies. Imagine a wink and a wry grin at the end of most of my sentences. I don't like using exclamation marks either. I'm more friendly than you imagine.

My other wife is a MMO!
Donator V2.0
maladen's picture
Location: Coming to you from an undisclosed location.

Dirty Sam Rackham

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Service with a Sword and a Smile
Donator V3.0
painthappens's picture
Location: At work... way too often!

Bloody Harry Vane

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it''s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it''s the food. For you, it''s definitely the fighting. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that''s okay, because it''s much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

WOW: Bounce

El Pollo Diablo
Donator V3.0
Location: Standing over a stained copy of an old Ronald McDonald ad, masturbating furiously screaming MY WAY!

I''m Zer0c00l-k1Dd.

What? Oh, sorry, it''s a different kind of pirate. How embarrasing. Wanna buy photoshop 9? It''s only 2 bucks.

The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred

Coffee Grinder
Rokk's picture
Location: NOVA

Captain Harry Bonney

Arr, I''m in charge, matey!

All right Timmy, where did the angel touch you?

Space Sim Messiah
Donator V2.0
Veloxi's picture
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Dirty Sam Kidd

You''re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you''re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Lord of the Rats
Rat Boy's picture
Location: Hitting. It.

"Veloxi wrote:
Dirty Sam Kidd

Sounds more like an amalgamation of Clint Eastwood characters.

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

Fists of Furry
Donator V2.0
mateo's picture
Location: Ticket to the edge. Nowhere To Hide. Lets go For the Joyride.

Iron James Rackham. Arrr.

Junior Executive
Location: Toronto, Ontario

LOL @ Mex

I be ...

Mad Tom Flint

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you''re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you''re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

End of line

Rebuttal is Futile
Donator
One_of_47's picture

Bloody Tom Flint.

Money can't buy you happiness...but it can buy you a boat big enough to sell right up next to it!-David Lee Roth

Here to save you all
Donator V5.0
TheGameguru's picture
Location: Cinemaction!

Black James Rackham

Aint nothing new about the world order..it's been playing since the day they put George Washington on a quarter

Down in the Park with a friend called Five.

http://wumusicgroup.com/

Last Action Figure Hero
Donator V4.0
slambie's picture

Iron Bess Flint

A pirate''s life isn''t easy; it takes a tough person. That''s okay with you, though, since you are that person. Like the rock flint, you''re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you''re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

WoW Baelgun: Omusa, Spits

Intern
Mr.Swarvey's picture

Quote:

Quote:
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You''re musical, and you''ve got a certain style if not flair. You''ll do just fine. Arr!

I be Black Tom Cash.

I got the exact same results. I am Gorack?
I find this disconcerting, in a drama-on-the-high-seas kind of way.

"Is that your blood?"
"Some of it, yeah."

Attention Whore
Donator V2.0
KrazyTaco[FO]'s picture
Location: Hawaii

Dirty Morty Kidd

Kidd family reunion here I come.

Quote:
You''re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you''re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Hmmm, i even said I took a shower once a day. I guess it''s cause I have the blood of my enemies on me smelling me up. Yarrr.

(edited for more yarrr factor)

"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector

Office Linebacker
Goo's picture
Location: Sydney, Australia

Mad Dog Rackham

Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you''re the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

FEAR ME! (because Im part crazy, party mangy and all rabid!). In case you missed that bit.

ARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

XBL: GooRoo71

Drawing on the Cave Wall
Donator V3.0
cartoonin99's picture
Location: Raleigh, NC

Dirty Roger Rackham

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Lunabean, when are you going to grow up and stop playing video games?
lunabean wrote:
After I have sex with your mother.

The Dark Knight
Prederick's picture
Location: [Start of line][dramatic pause][puts on sunglasses][end line] YEAHHHH!

Black Jack Boney

Quote:
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate''s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Wasting all this time getting a degree...

Quote:

Some might choose to pray, some might choose to snooze
But the style that I use is the style that's mine

XBL Tag: Prederick