No, you won''t. Because when you open it and find it empty, we will all be let down, you''ll get fired from GWJ, and you''ll run for the hills with your tail between your legs hoping, praying that one day you''ll lose the nickname, ""Geraldo"".
I''m betting its Jimmy Hoffa in there... they made a baseball card of him
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I''m guessing he chickens out again. Until the roof falls off and some daylight can permeate the attic, Sway will lose his marbles at the last minute every time.
I generated a virtual world in the toilet bowl this morning.
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Well from the poll it looks like we all have great confidence in your cowardice.
"We've learned irishmen have huge nipples, and that intellectual film critics are all huge gaywads. But most of all, we've learned that creeping corporate influence over the news media ... protects us from terrorism" - Norm Archer, Onion Movie
You should sue Wheaties, you could score some serious cash that way. Unless ... is there any fine print on the box that says ""Warning: The FDA states that this product may contain furniture-attacking hell bats?""
"We've learned irishmen have huge nipples, and that intellectual film critics are all huge gaywads. But most of all, we've learned that creeping corporate influence over the news media ... protects us from terrorism" - Norm Archer, Onion Movie
""]You should sue Wheaties, you could score some serious cash that way. Unless ... is there any fine print on the box that says ""Warning: The FDA states that this product may contain furniture-attacking hell bats?""
They should also include a ""Hell Bat"" killing axe in as the prize in the box. Fair is fair.
There''s a small loft above my bedroom. It''s big enough for a man to crawl into. I can hear things scrabbling in it at night.
I''m not sure what they are. I''m scared to find out. My father suggested I stick the cat into the loft to find out for me.
If you open the box I will go into the loft.*
IDgaf
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""]You should sue Wheaties, you could score some serious cash that way. Unless ... is there any fine print on the box that says ""Warning: The FDA states that this product may contain furniture-attacking hell bats?""
this is why i dont eat cereal....i just bought new couches.
Poor Sway. I''ll vote yes, we''ve got to give him some encouragement guys. If we all vote ""no way"" then he''ll just use that as an excuse to not open in the box. If all vote yes and then he still doesn''t do it, well, he''ll deserve whatever ridicule we heap upon him
They should also include a ""Hell Bat"" killing axe in as the prize in the box. Fair is fair.
Maybe the screaming hell bats were the prize. Now, granted, I''d rather get a Captain Midnight Decoder Ring, all things being equal... At least the Decoder Ring wouldn''t eat my damn cereal (or did they save themselves for the sofa?).
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If there were any justice in the world, 'emoticons' would be a failed eighties Transformers spin off movie, in which all the bots transform into a symbol of an emotion, and which preaches gay rights.
This whole poll is rather pointless though. Think about it....
If Sway ever DOES open the box, we will never know because the Demonic rat-shrimps from the Quizno''s commercials will pop out and serenade him to death...
Sorry Sway, been nice knowing you.
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I voted ""no"" but only because I think Sway should take the box to E3 so the hell bats can eat all the zombie publisher execs.
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit. - Oscar Wilde
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.) - Roedy Green
no.. easter is when Jesus comes out of his cave, and if he sees his shadow, its six more weeks of winter.
or, more likely, six more weeks of unopened mystery boxes.
Great...did you hear that sway? You have to open the box in total darkness. I''m sick of winter, and if Jesus eating you whole is the price I have to pay for him not seeing his shadow, so be it.
Place your bets, folks.
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No, you won''t. Because when you open it and find it empty, we will all be let down, you''ll get fired from GWJ, and you''ll run for the hills with your tail between your legs hoping, praying that one day you''ll lose the nickname, ""Geraldo"".
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Better question. When it turns out to be filled with creamy nougat or something equally unthreatening, will you admit it?
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I''m betting its Jimmy Hoffa in there... they made a baseball card of him
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For all who live in such times, it is not for them to decide. All we get to decide is what to do with the time given to us
No you won''t-you have too much invested in this to open it now. It might turn out to be like Geraldo.....
I''m guessing he chickens out again. Until the roof falls off and some daylight can permeate the attic, Sway will lose his marbles at the last minute every time.
I generated a virtual world in the toilet bowl this morning.
-- Podunk on the PS3's mystical, magical abilities
Well from the poll it looks like we all have great confidence in your cowardice.
"We've learned irishmen have huge nipples, and that intellectual film critics are all huge gaywads. But most of all, we've learned that creeping corporate influence over the news media ... protects us from terrorism" - Norm Archer, Onion Movie
I''ll give a vote that you do it, Sway. You came pretty close last time.
No, you teh vagina.
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Is it ironic that I just saw the episode of Buffy last night where the kid in a coma makes everyone''s nightmares come true?
Is it ironic that I just opened a box of Wheaties and screaming hell bats spilled out and attacked the furniture?
- Elysium
copycat.
You should sue Wheaties, you could score some serious cash that way. Unless ... is there any fine print on the box that says ""Warning: The FDA states that this product may contain furniture-attacking hell bats?""
"We've learned irishmen have huge nipples, and that intellectual film critics are all huge gaywads. But most of all, we've learned that creeping corporate influence over the news media ... protects us from terrorism" - Norm Archer, Onion Movie
They should also include a ""Hell Bat"" killing axe in as the prize in the box. Fair is fair.
""Well? Will I?""
Probably not.
There''s a small loft above my bedroom. It''s big enough for a man to crawl into. I can hear things scrabbling in it at night.
I''m not sure what they are. I''m scared to find out. My father suggested I stick the cat into the loft to find out for me.
If you open the box I will go into the loft.*
IDgaf
*On conditions that I''ve access to gloves, a dustbin lid shield, a crash helmet, nightvision goggles and a digital camera.
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this is why i dont eat cereal....i just bought new couches.
I say there was no box to begin with; Sway just likes the attention...!
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Poor Sway. I''ll vote yes, we''ve got to give him some encouragement guys. If we all vote ""no way"" then he''ll just use that as an excuse to not open in the box. If all vote yes and then he still doesn''t do it, well, he''ll deserve whatever ridicule we heap upon him
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Maybe the screaming hell bats were the prize. Now, granted, I''d rather get a Captain Midnight Decoder Ring, all things being equal... At least the Decoder Ring wouldn''t eat my damn cereal (or did they save themselves for the sofa?).
Don't you understand, Cliff? We put a chainsaw on a machine gun! That's it! It doesn't get more awesome than that! We've peaked, man! We've peaked! - ctrl-alt-del on Gears of War 2
I think we should add an ""undecided"" category.
Now that I''ve voted no, I kinda feel bad.
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This whole poll is rather pointless though. Think about it....
If Sway ever DOES open the box, we will never know because the Demonic rat-shrimps from the Quizno''s commercials will pop out and serenade him to death...
Sorry Sway, been nice knowing you.
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I thoght that was ""There was no box to begin with""
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Heck no, given the time of year Jesus may be in there or the Easter Bunny
End of line
So you''re saying that opening the box will kick off the second coming?
How did we get the easter bunny again? wasn''t easter when jesus came back from the dead? Bunnies equate with that how?
""Oh children, don''t be scared that jesus is dead, have a bunny.""
I voted ""no"" but only because I think Sway should take the box to E3 so the hell bats can eat all the zombie publisher execs.
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit. - Oscar Wilde
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.) - Roedy Green
no.. easter is when Jesus comes out of his cave, and if he sees his shadow, its six more weeks of winter.
or, more likely, six more weeks of unopened mystery boxes.
A note left at the scene simply read: "Pwn3d" - Hubbinsd
Great...did you hear that sway? You have to open the box in total darkness. I''m sick of winter, and if Jesus eating you whole is the price I have to pay for him not seeing his shadow, so be it.
No, he shall chicken out yet again.
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