Surgeons who play video games perform better
Wednesday, April 7th, 2004 - 9:19am
Surgeons Who Play Video Games Err Less
Nice to see a positive spin on video games in the mass media for a change, but is there a real big suprise?
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Let''s just hope they''re not playing ""twitch"" games.
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""I''ve got the pancreas! Cover me!""
Swampus' Xboxus Mortuus 25 November 2008
Currently enroute to Texas for fixin'
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Perform better... in bed?
Being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.
Doctor: ""I''m sorry sir, but cancer is being a camping bitch and won''t get off your colon. However we have several treatment options available, such as the tried and true quad damage with rocket launcher.""
Patient: ""He''s got spider mines, that won''t work. Anything more effective?""
Doctor: ""Well we could try an experimental method ... but it''s not AMA approved. And it''s expensive.""
Patient: ""I''ll take anything!""
Doctor: ""Okay we''re going to need a few weeks to camp the Redeemer, and it may sting for a few days afterwards. In the meantime all you can do is pray.""
Patient: ""Last time I did that God just said ''lol newb'' and let some jackass spawn camp my children. The admins suck on this server, they won''t kick anybody.""
Nurse: ""Doctor! We''ve got chronic lag in room 3112""
Doctor: ""I want a T3 stat, and get me a private server! We''re not gonna get a disconnect on this one!""
I bet I could sell this to one of the networks, medical dramas are still in right?
"If I was Obama I'd have made a joke about that. Then again, if I was Obama I'd have f*cked up my own campaign long ago by making c*ck jokes." - 1Dgaf
"Poor Achmed, only three days away from retirement ... from Jihad." - Mike Nelson
Needs a kitty cat dance sequence somewhere in there. Otherwise very promising.
"All that time you waste dating and having sex could be better spent scouring the web for new game developer press releases." - Quintin_Stone
Funny stuff Pyro!
All this science I don't understand. It's just my job five days a week.
Pyroman, hilarious.
Having worked with quite a few surgeons, I can only say that moving the profession more in the direction of L332 Doodz can only humanize them.