El Pollo Diablo
Location: Standing over a stained copy of an old Ronald McDonald ad, masturbating furiously screaming MY WAY!
Monday, March 22nd, 2004 - 12:41am
What'cha guys think?
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
He looks more sad then evil.
Rogue
Mage
Shaman
eh...
Ever since I was so underwhelmed by the first 2, I might pull a Matrix 3 and wait until it goes to dvd.
Quintin_Stone wrote:
lunabean wrote:Looks like a limbless armored Jar Jar to me. See you in the discount toy bin soon, buddy.
"All that time you waste dating and having sex could be better spent scouring the web for new game developer press releases." - Quintin_Stone
I think the design is pretty cool, but it doesn''t seem to belong at all in the star wars universe. Seems like a Terminator kinda deal, I don''t know...
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Too bad that I already had mentioned him in that other thread WEEKS AGO. 8)
So are they going to redo the original three movies again? They''re laying the groundwork for a major human vs robot war since droids weren''t nearly as prolific then as they are in the earlier movies... Is every battle-droid just going to line up and let themselves be melted down to slag? Revolt my machine brothers! REVOLT!
Do you ever walk alone like a drifter in the dark?
Yeah, but did you dance like this when you mentioned him?
*Dances with hot latin passion*
OH YEAH! OH yeah, I didn''t think so. Mmmh-mmh.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
There is nothing an audience cares more about than CGI robots fighting CGI clones or CGI aliens. I for one am moved nearly to tears everytime a CGI image is cut down mercilessly by another CGI image.
At least there were midgets in those Ewok suits.
Reagan understood that the key to peace was never arms control. Security had nothing to do with the number of weapons, it had everything to do with the intention and power of those who possessed them. - Charles Krauthammer
No, sorry, I was too busy laughing.
All hope is lost for this movie!
The voices say hello.
Adding the voice talent of Bender to him ... let''s hope the voice isn''t recognizable.
End of line
Every time I cultivate a glimmer of interest in what Lucas is doing...something like this comes out and squashes it thoroughly.
I started my own blog so when I feel the need to make an ass out of myself, I won't have as far to go.
Keira Knightly interview! Woo!
Oh, wait, you meant the pic...
Why do they even bother with actors anymore. They may as well make the whole thing CG. Pixels gotta have more life than Hayden.
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit. - Oscar Wilde
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.) - Roedy Green
Actauly I find the Ladies NIght cover tag more amusing.
-Griffon
Did Samurai Jack ever get back to the past?
This movie is going to suck and I''m a loser for going to see it on the first day.
Lucas has turned into a hack!
For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. ~Ron Shelton, Bull Durham, 1988
I think this sums up all our frustrations with the prequels fairly well...
""Worst Cosmic Wars ever! I will only see it three more times...today!""
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Thanks for the spoiler warning. This does indeed spoil any fleeting desire I had to see it.
All this science I don't understand. It's just my job five days a week.
At this point, I think hearing an evil robot tell the heros to kiss his shiny metal butt might *improve* the film.
At this point, I don''t think it''s gonna take much, Berthold...
Money can't buy you happiness...but it can buy you a boat big enough to sell right up next to it!-David Lee Roth
He looks like C3PO could have him frankly. Maybe this film''ll have a droid love triangle. That might make some people sit up and take notice.
Sig-free since 1996.
Hmmm, let''s see....robot on the cover, and the headlines ""Keira Knightly"", ""Ladie''s night"", and ""The women on Star Wars"" I guess they know their audience huh?
"Anakin, as embodied by [Hayden] Christensen, is the kind of needlessly moody kid you might see getting punched out in a Dairy Queen parking lot."
"”Paul Tatara on SW:Episode II
He does look kinda sad. Maybe it''s really Marvin the Robot.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Can I be the first to call him General Gheyvous?
Vote with your wallets, people. I never saw Episode II in the theater, I just waited until it was on HBO. I have more TRON toys than Episode I/II toys. Lucas needs to suffer before he''ll change.
Edited because of my keen spelling.
"Raise high the black flags, my children."
-- Gebhard von Blucher.
I will forever after refer to him as Field Marshall Egregious.
You magnificent robot bastard. I read your book!
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Breathes*
I feel sad. Star Wars is dead to me. I''m going to follow Supertanker''s advice on this one.
There are NO phones ringing, Dammit!!!!!
It is dead to me also. I hope I can muster up enough memories from childhood to actually like Episode 4 - 6 still.
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You know Flux, I don''t have a single problem watching the original IV, V, or VI. I get all pissed when I watch the revisionist history IV.
The originals are just better movies.
As to Star Wars being dead, well... I suppose the ""main"" story is for me, as well.
However, I really enjoy KotOR. It''s a damn good story set in the Star Wars universe. Star Wars isn''t bad. George Lucas is bad.
"If Blizzard announces a subscription fee for Diablo III we will have to build a second Internet to make room for all the complaining." - muttonchop
You know, I tried. I even wrapped myself in my original ""Return of the Jedi"" blanket, settled in on the couch and tried to watch but I just couldn''t. Images of Jar Jar and the unspeakable miti-clori-thingies danced before my eyes.
Curse you George Lucas!
*cries*
There are NO phones ringing, Dammit!!!!!
Ain''t It Cool News is reporting that the title for Ep III is going to be The Creeping Fear.
Oh my. This will be a powerful force of suckitude.
Morrolan wrote: