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Apparently, one in five think the sun revolves around the Earth, and about the same ratio believe in witchcraft. Depressing much?

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I'm curious to know what percentage of Americans think that being Muslim is "bad" or "wrong." That's a little more important to me than how little they know about the president.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
I'm curious to know what percentage of Americans think that being Muslim is "bad" or "wrong." That's a little more important to me than how little they know about the president.

My assumption is "Muslim" is a smear and largely linked with people's dislike of the president. I don't think there's a huge amount of difference between how the words "Muslim" and "Socialist" are being bandied about these days.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
I'm curious to know what percentage of Americans think that being Muslim is "bad" or "wrong." That's a little more important to me than how little they know about the president.

I'd assume the number is somewhat close to 100% - (atheists + agnostics). One of the basic tenants of pretty much every religion is that the other religions are a bunch of BS. I realize that not everyone who is religious is going to feel that way about someone of another faith, but then you can add in some other people who generally don't care about religion at all but think Islam is the worst of modern religions.

Edit: Also, how the hell does 20% of the population not know about the planets revolving around the sun?

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LobsterMobster wrote:
I'm curious to know what percentage of Americans think that being Muslim is "bad" or "wrong." That's a little more important to me than how little they know about the president.

I'd assume the number is somewhat close to 100% - (atheists + agnostics). One of the basic tenants of pretty much every religion is that the other religions are a bunch of BS. I realize that not everyone who is religious is going to feel that way about someone of another faith, but then you can add in some other people who generally don't care about religion at all but think Islam is the worst of modern religions.

100%? What about American Muslims?

I apologize for the confusion; that's not how I meant those words. I am sure that all non-Muslims think that Muslims are incorrect. I am using "bad" and "wrong" in a moralistic sense. In other words, I want to know how many Americans think it is immoral or un-American to be Muslim.

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MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Apparently, one in five think the sun revolves around the Earth, and about the same ratio believe in witchcraft. Depressing much?

*weeping*

And a much larger group than that think Fox News, MSNBC and CNN are places to get impartial news coverage.

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I think CNN and MSNBC are pretty good on their news coverage. I think they have opinion shows, which are opinion, but their news coverage is pretty fair. Does that make me stupid? Are my two master's degrees wastes of paper (one of which is in journalism)?

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Actually, the sun does revolve around the earth. I saw the sun go down over the flat horizon just the other night.

And I've seen pictures of people from the 1800s, and they weren't monkey, so Darwin was pretty much wrong.

And of course the concept of religious freedom should never apply to fringe of radical elements, like Muslims, protestants, or wiccans.

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And speaking of wiccans -- yeah a wiccan turned me into a newt.

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SallyNasty wrote:
I think CNN and MSNBC are pretty good on their news coverage. I think they have opinion shows, which are opinion, but their news coverage is pretty fair. Does that make me stupid? Are my two master's degrees wastes of paper (one of which is in journalism)?

Well, my opinion of those networks is just that as well. I'm simply going off of my own experience having viewed them all. CNN and MSNBC are better than Fox by miles but the news is still presented in a very over-the-top, graphicised, bombastic fashion that is conducive to reality television and not proper news coverage and what they choose to cover in quantity s based mostly on what that model can be best applied to.

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SallyNasty wrote:
I think CNN and MSNBC are pretty good on their news coverage. I think they have opinion shows, which are opinion, but their news coverage is pretty fair. Does that make me stupid? Are my two master's degrees wastes of paper (one of which is in journalism)?

You missed the Fair and Balanced Affirmative Action Act of 2005, where it was declared that despite the opinions of people relying on things like 'expertise' and 'facts', that all things must be equally true of every side in each debate. If one news network is biased one way, there must be an equal and opposite bias present in another comparable section of the news media.

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Apparently, one in five think the sun revolves around the Earth, and about the same ratio believe in witchcraft. Depressing much?

Not if they're hot, female, and skyclad.

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It's a religious position certainly, in much the same way that putting in a blank voting form is a political position I guess. I'd hardly call "Blank" a political party though.

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SallyNasty wrote:
I think CNN and MSNBC are pretty good on their news coverage. I think they have opinion shows, which are opinion, but their news coverage is pretty fair. Does that make me stupid? Are my two master's degrees wastes of paper (one of which is in journalism)?

Sorry--they are. You missed the Fair and Balanced Affirmative Action Act of 2005, where all things must be equally true of every side in each debate. If one news network is biased one way, there must be an equal and opposite bias present in another comparable section of the news media.

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Apparently, one in five think the sun revolves around the Earth, and about the same ratio believe in witchcraft. Depressing much?

Not if they're hot, female, and skyclad.

Dammit, Cheeze! Where were you back when I was in school! If only you could have dissuaded me from taking those damn classes!

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Dammit, Cheeze! Where were you back when I was in school! If only you could have dissuaded me from taking those damn classes!

Taking classes as part of getting an education? That's as crazy as using words other people can find in a dictionary!

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It's a religious position certainly, in much the same way that putting in a blank voting form is a political position I guess. I'd hardly call "Blank" a political party though.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
I'm curious to know what percentage of Americans think that being Muslim is "bad" or "wrong." That's a little more important to me than how little they know about the president.

I'd assume the number is somewhat close to 100% - (atheists + agnostics). One of the basic tenants of pretty much every religion is that the other religions are a bunch of BS. I realize that not everyone who is religious is going to feel that way about someone of another faith, but then you can add in some other people who generally don't care about religion at all but think Islam is the worst of modern religions.

Edit: Also, how the hell does 20% of the population not know about the planets revolving around the sun?

Yes, because only agnostics and atheists are capable of logical thought. If only tolerance were a basic tenet of most of these "mainstream" religions.

Extremists and the ignorant exist in any large group, and I've met more atheists that are intolerant and likely to think being a Muslim is "bad" than Christians (because, you know, quite a few of them hate religion, period.) So your equation is a bit flawed.

The Fox poll about the "9/11 Mosque" could probably be used to make some inferences on how many Americans think Islam is "bad".

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/081310_MosquePoll.pdf

Even in that poll, where 64% felt building a mosque at ground zero was "inappropriate", 61% still thought they have the right to build one, including 57% of Republicans.

Maybe that's a bit lower than I'd like those numbers to be, but it's also reassuring in that if you try and pigeon hole one group as ignorant purely on their affiliations, you've got a pretty good chance of being wrong.

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billt721 wrote:
I'd assume the number is somewhat close to 100% - (atheists + agnostics).

As an atheist, I resent that. I think all religions are silly and wrong.

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Yes, because only agnostics and atheists are capable of logical thought. If only tolerance were a basic tenet of most of these "mainstream" religions.

As I noted in my own objection, I don't think he's saying that atheists/agnostics = good understanding people and religious people = torch-bearing monsters. I think he's saying that belief in one religion obligates disbelief in all others, whereas a lack of investment in any religion leads to a lack of investment in this sort of religious conflict.

I'll agree with your point though that there are atheists who think that all religious are immoral and wrong, including Islam. However, I find it surprising that you have actually met some. In my experience, they are not as common as people seem to think.

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The Fox poll about the "9/11 Mosque" could probably be used to make some inferences on how many Americans think Islam is "bad".

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/081310_MosquePoll.pdf

Even in that poll, where 64% felt building a mosque at ground zero was "inappropriate", 61% still thought they have the right to build one, including 57% of Republicans.

Maybe that's a bit lower than I'd like those numbers to be, but it's also reassuring in that if you try and pigeon hole one group as ignorant purely on their affiliations, you've got a pretty good chance of being wrong.

Now in context, I find this statement a little bit ironic. The FOX News poll does not say that 64% of Americans think it's inappropriate. It says that 64% of people who would respond to a telephone poll by FOX News think it's inappropriate.

You are also making a very big assumption there; that the reason people think it's inappropriate is that they think Islam is inappropriate. That poll says nothing about how those people think about Mosques in other places. I am sure at least some respondents think the best solution would be to move the Mosque further away (but still build it), out of respect for the families of those who died on 9/11. Now I personally take issue with that argument but I can see how one might feel that way based on sensitivity to the attitudes in the community rather than any particular hatred or distrust of Muslims.

In fact, if you look at that poll you'll find that when you change the question from "is it appropriate" to "do they have a right," you'll find that the numbers more or less switch. 76% of Republicans think it's inappropriate, but 57% of Republicans think they still have the right.

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76% of Republicans think it's inappropriate, but 57% of Republicans think they still have the right.

This makes me rather optimistic, actually. Below the seething hatred and bigotry there's still a majority supporting two of the pillars of democracy: freedom of religion and right of property. I respect that. Not as much as I respect the immense courage it takes to go against the grain and build the f*cking thing, but still.

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Atheism != a "lack of investment in any religion" because atheism is, in itself, a form of religion where religion = a set of beliefs governing the origins of the universe.

Atheism, or rather some atheists (for it isn't the doctrine that is distorted, but the practitioners that distort the doctrine) most assuredly believe that their system is the right system, and thereby are obliged to believe that all other belief systems are wrong. As the old saying goes, "when they came for the Jews, I didn't stand up because I wasn't a Jew".

I think some atheists like to think they're taking the moral high-ground by standing to the side, pointing out the fallacy and inaccuracy of religious belief systems - "Haha, those stupid Christians and Muslims, believing in their false Gods, what a bunch of wackos. If only they'd believe in science!" - when in fact the issue is one of civil rights, ethics, and moral obligation to defend the liberties of our countrymen.

Meanwhile, if the conservatives and fundamentalists are victorious in their efforts to dictate where and when a Community Center (it is not a Mosque) can be built by a religious organization, the atheists had better watch their asses just like the rest of us. A non-believer is just as dangerous - if not moreso - than a 'wrong-believer'...

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Now in context, I find this statement a little bit ironic. The FOX News poll does not say that 64% of Americans think it's inappropriate. It says that 64% of people who would respond to a telephone poll by FOX News think it's inappropriate.

You are also making a very big assumption there; that the reason people think it's inappropriate is that they think Islam is inappropriate. That poll says nothing about how those people think about Mosques in other places. I am sure at least some respondents think the best solution would be to move the Mosque further away (but still build it), out of respect for the families of those who died on 9/11. Now I personally take issue with that argument but I can see how one might feel that way based on sensitivity to the attitudes in the community rather than any particular hatred or distrust of Muslims.

In fact, if you look at that poll you'll find that when you change the question from "is it appropriate" to "do they have a right," you'll find that the numbers more or less switch. 76% of Republicans think it's inappropriate, but 57% of Republicans think they still have the right.

It's not ironic, by any definition. Mostly because I only pointed out you could make inferences based on the poll data. To question whether or not it accurately represents Americans in general you'd have to question Fox's sample size, polling practices, and margin of error.

So again, I didn't make a "big assumption" because I merely said we could use that poll's data to make certain inferences. Not being able to prove a 1:1 concrete correlation is not the same as making an assumption.

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76% of Republicans think it's inappropriate, but 57% of Republicans think they still have the right.

This makes me rather optimistic, actually. Below the seething hatred and bigotry there's still a majority supporting two of the pillars of democracy: freedom of religion and right of property. I respect that. Not as much as I respect the immense courage it takes to go against the grain and build the f*cking thing, but still.

The point I was trying to make, as well.

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Atheism != a "lack of investment in any religion" because atheism is, in itself, a form of religion where religion = a set of beliefs governing the origins of the universe.

Atheism, or rather some atheists (for it isn't the doctrine that is distorted, but the practitioners that distort the doctrine) most assuredly believe that their system is the right system, and thereby are obliged to believe that all other belief systems are wrong. As the old saying goes, "when they came for the Jews, I didn't stand up because I wasn't a Jew".

I think some atheists like to think they're taking the moral high-ground by standing to the side, pointing out the fallacy and inaccuracy of religious belief systems - "Haha, those stupid Christians and Muslims, believing in their false Gods, what a bunch of wackos. If only they'd believe in science!" - when in fact the issue is one of civil rights, ethics, and moral obligation to defend the liberties of our countrymen.

Meanwhile, if the conservatives and fundamentalists are victorious in their efforts to dictate where and when a Community Center (it is not a Mosque) can be built by a religious organization, the atheists had better watch their asses just like the rest of us. A non-believer is just as dangerous - if not moreso - than a 'wrong-believer'...

This is a bait and switch -- atheism is not what you are defining here. A true atheist doesn't have a set of beliefs, a true atheist has a set of understandings and is willing to change them given additional evidence. To compare atheism to a religious structure is fundamentally dishonest and typically used to undermine science.

Paraphrasing someone on these boards, the second hard evidence of the existence of Allah is presented, an atheist would by default self identify as a Muslim.

If I missed your point, I apologize, but it's disingenuous to compare atheism and religion in that manner. It looks like we fundamentally agree (I bolded the part where I realized we're saying the same thing)

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This is a bait and switch -- atheism is not what you are defining here. A true atheist doesn't have a set of beliefs, a true atheist has a set of understandings and is willing to change them given additional evidence. To compare atheism to a religious structure is fundamentally dishonest and typically used to undermine science.

Paraphrasing someone on these boards, the second hard evidence of the existence of Allah is presented, an atheist would by default self identify as a Muslim.

If I missed your point, I apologize, but it's disingenuous to compare atheism and religion in that manner. It looks like we fundamentally agree (I bolded the part where I realized we're saying the same thing)

I think the main point of agreement is that even atheists are human beings prone to the same illogical and emotional entanglements as a religious individual. Atheist culture in New Orleans probably doesn't resemble what you're describing as a "true" atheist, but by the same token, a lot of people identified as "Christians" have long ago left pretty vital tenets of their faith behind. And those are the dicks we all wish would fall down a well. You could apply it to any group of shared practitioners or believers.

I mean, even the Catholic Church big hat brigade has scientists that support evolution, advocate the use of condoms, and are scientists in the very truest sense of the word.

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Seth wrote:
Symbiotic wrote:
Atheism != a "lack of investment in any religion" because atheism is, in itself, a form of religion where religion = a set of beliefs governing the origins of the universe.

Atheism, or rather some atheists (for it isn't the doctrine that is distorted, but the practitioners that distort the doctrine) most assuredly believe that their system is the right system, and thereby are obliged to believe that all other belief systems are wrong. As the old saying goes, "when they came for the Jews, I didn't stand up because I wasn't a Jew".

I think some atheists like to think they're taking the moral high-ground by standing to the side, pointing out the fallacy and inaccuracy of religious belief systems - "Haha, those stupid Christians and Muslims, believing in their false Gods, what a bunch of wackos. If only they'd believe in science!" - when in fact the issue is one of civil rights, ethics, and moral obligation to defend the liberties of our countrymen.

Meanwhile, if the conservatives and fundamentalists are victorious in their efforts to dictate where and when a Community Center (it is not a Mosque) can be built by a religious organization, the atheists had better watch their asses just like the rest of us. A non-believer is just as dangerous - if not moreso - than a 'wrong-believer'...

This is a bait and switch -- atheism is not what you are defining here. A true atheist doesn't have a set of beliefs, a true atheist has a set of understandings and is willing to change them given additional evidence. To compare atheism to a religious structure is fundamentally dishonest and typically used to undermine science.

Paraphrasing someone on these boards, the second hard evidence of the existence of Allah is presented, an atheist would by default self identify as a Muslim.

If I missed your point, I apologize, but it's disingenuous to compare atheism and religion in that manner. It looks like we fundamentally agree (I bolded the part where I realized we're saying the same thing)

That's an agnostic you're describing. Athesists believe there is no god, and are a Religion. Agnostics are undecided and awaiting further evidence. But, agnostics are usually only called such if they're actively looking for evidence and doing some studying/deep critical thinking on the matter. Otherwise, if you're sitting on your butt and just waiting for someone to be proven right, you're neither, just lazy.

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That's an agnostic you're describing. Athesists believe there is no god, and are a Religion. Agnostics are undecided and awaiting further evidence. But, agnostics are usually only called such if they're actively looking for evidence and doing some studying/deep critical thinking on the matter. Otherwise, if you're sitting on your butt and just waiting for someone to be proven right, you're neither, just lazy.

We're in left field here, but you're using the same bait and switch to define atheism that Symiotic used. Atheists have concluded based on the evidence available that God doesn't exist, and (assuming they are genuine scientists) would immediately change their conclusions based on additional evidence. Like I said before, comparing true atheists to the religious is a fundamentally flawed argument used most often by religious people to undermine science. Saying "I believe in God and you believe in science" is a fallacy. The statement should be "I believe in God and you trust the evidence presented to you."

We can get all meta and talk about whether or not it's fair that scientists accept that their senses don't lie to them, but that part of Cobb's journey is merely tangential to this point.

Agnostics are utterly different, btw, but this is not the place for that discussion.

The only caveat here is that there are a whole lot of angry people who self identify as atheists but are exactly as you describe -- angry fundamentalist religion bashers who are uninterested in evidence and who really do believe that God doesn't exist. But, like fundamentalist Christians, Muslims, and economists, they represent the worst of their group and one shouldn't define a group based on their brand of crazy.

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Do we really need another thread to define atheism and agnosticism? I don't think it's any more productive to paint atheists as arrogant assholes or Christians as bigoted morons than it is to paint Muslims as suicide bombers.

Bill threw in one brief comment to qualify a claim of 100%. It was inaccurate and not essential to the topic in the slightest. Let's move on.

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Do we really need another thread to define atheism and agnosticism?

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Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
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Do we really need another thread to define atheism and agnosticism?

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Yeah, so let's link to that and move on.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
Do we really need another thread to define atheism and agnosticism?

The last one revealed unto mankind the glory of Pruit, heathen!

Yeah, so let's link to that and move on.

Fair enough. Praise be unto Pruitt of the double T, whose prophet is in exile.

On topic: for those of us having a little fun at the expense of our fellow American -- am I the only one here who is guilty of at least one of those failures mention in the article? I tried to hit Afghanistan on an unmarkd map and was totally pointing to the center of Iran. In retrospect, no wonder Iran's so nervous -- we have half our army parked on either side of them.

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Seth wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
Do we really need another thread to define atheism and agnosticism?

The last one revealed unto mankind the glory of Pruit, heathen!

Yeah, so let's link to that and move on.

Fair enough. Praise be unto Pruitt of the double T, whose prophet is in exile.

On topic: for those of us having a little fun at the expense of our fellow American -- am I the only one here who is guilty of at least one of those failures mention in the article? I tried to hit Afghanistan on an unmarkd map and was totally pointing to the center of Iran. In retrospect, no wonder Iran's so nervous -- we have half our army parked on either side of them.

I'm awful with geography, and I always have been. It's just not information I've ever found useful, and when it comes up I find a map to place information in context.

Somalia is one I've always had trouble with, as well.

I probably still can't name all 50 states and their capitals from memory. It may sound silly, but if given a list I can pick out which are correct, and that's all I've ever needed.

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I don't think the religious discussions are particularly off-topic here, though I agree we can't solve anything by dragging on a debate about agnosticism vs. atheism. Seth's most recent point at the end of his post is well taken - mostly I wanted to respond to the often overused generalizations about religion. Not all religion (or people with spiritual beliefs) = belief in God, so typically any discussions about "religion is this" or "religion is that" simply don't work for me...Generalizations generally don't work for me.

Case in point:

From the OP... "about the same ratio believe in witchcraft" - http://www.gallup.com/poll/16915/three-four-americans-believe-paranormal... - Well, sure. If someone calls themselves a Witch, I'm apt to believe that they are, just the same I'll believe someone is a Christian if they claim to be. Without any regard to a definition for either of those terms - as a singular, all encompassing definition cannot exist - this poll question is just stupid. Do you believe in Witches? Do you believe in Scientists? Do you believe in Muslims? Those are different than: Do you believe in the teachings/doctrine/tenets of witchcraft, wicca, Islam, Christ, Darwinian Evolution, Spaghetti Monster, etc.

I hate polls with questions like this because quite frequently, they simply illuminate that people are willing to answer stupid and poorly defined questions written by stupid (and often mean-spirited) people looking for ways to use the resulting data to show their superiority, but really just end up showing how stupid and mean we all are...

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Seth wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
Do we really need another thread to define atheism and agnosticism?

The last one revealed unto mankind the glory of Pruit, heathen!

Yeah, so let's link to that and move on.

Fair enough. Praise be unto Pruitt of the double T, whose prophet is in exile.

What happened to FSeven?

Also, the true Pruit has but one 't', can change at will between warm- and cold-bloodedness, and has a Star-Trek-evil goatee.

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Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Seth wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
Do we really need another thread to define atheism and agnosticism?

The last one revealed unto mankind the glory of Pruit, heathen!

Yeah, so let's link to that and move on.

Fair enough. Praise be unto Pruitt of the double T, whose prophet is in exile.

What happened to FSeven?

Also, the true Pruit has but one 't', can change at will between warm- and cold-bloodedness, and has a Star-Trek-evil goatee.


Heretic. We of the New Church believe in a Pruitt with two "t"s. Jihad time.

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--Funkenpants