Holy cheese, Blizzard

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Puke

A Valentine's day map?

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An Orc warrior died here while protecting the woman he loved. Both their names have been forgotten, but the powerful magic of his sacrifice reshaped the land into a lasting tribute to her.

*rolls eyes*

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That''s truly awful.

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Oh lord. What''s this for? So that all the uber leet Warcraft3 fanboi''s can play with their girlfriends on valentine''s day? All 3 of them that have girlfriends?

Blizzard must be bored.

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GHey

With a capital H

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I can make a pizza with all that cheese.

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It was crappy when it came out two weeks ago and it still is.

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The most loathsome and malevolent of creatures have settled here. Sleepless malice keeps them locked in eternal conflict, so that even the river stinks of death.

I think they got the captions mixed up.

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Having these ""stories"" is so damaging. I mean, maybe someone would maybe even consider that map for a fun temporary diversion from all other ones that everyone knows by heart (pun intended). But after reading this, I have to agree that violent, internal-bleeding inducing projectile vomiting is truly the only proper reaction.

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I''m going to assume that that was written with tongue firmly planted in cheek. Otherwise, the implications are too terrible to contemplate...

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Blurpty durpty durp.

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I can''t wait for the Christmas map where you get to lead your small party of wise men safely through an orc-infested desert to see Baby Jesus.

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Or the Menorah-shaped Hanukah map with gold mines at the end of each candlestick...

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"Jadawin wrote:
Or the Menorah-shaped Hanukah map with gold mines at the end of each candlestick...

booooooo!

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If there were any justice in the world, 'emoticons' would be a failed eighties Transformers spin off movie, in which all the bots transform into a symbol of an emotion, and which preaches gay rights.

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I predict a St. Patrick''s Day map where you try to take his lucky charms. Now if they made it an actual St. Patty''s Day map and had you trying to get drunken heroes home from the bar, that could be fun.

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OOooh, we can do that Jesus one and package it as a bonus with Mel Gibson''s new movie when it goes to DVD.

I don''t like religion, I just like the money it can generate...

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"Sanjuro wrote:
"Jadawin wrote:
Or the Menorah-shaped Hanukah map with gold mines at the end of each candlestick...

booooooo!

I read this as the gold mines being candle flames.

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That''s honestly what I meant- I didn''t realize the double entendre until I read the boo.

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"Alien13z wrote:
"Sanjuro wrote:
"Jadawin wrote:
Or the Menorah-shaped Hanukah map with gold mines at the end of each candlestick...

booooooo!

I read this as the gold mines being candle flames.

Yeah I never would have thought of that sounding bad...shame on you Sanjuro

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